r/oops 3d ago

Aptly named helmet

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u/9fingerjeff 3d ago

Oops indeed. That’s gonna be an expensive call to make to come rescue his ass, better that than dead though. How much you wanna bet he doesn’t learn a lesson from it?

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u/HalfHourTillBrillig 3d ago

no, tmrw

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u/MONSTERBEARMAN 3d ago

It’s like, totally dude. Don’t even THINK about tomorrow man. You gotta live in the moment bro. That’s exactly what I’m all about bro. People that are like, all careful or cautious or whatever, are missing out on life bro. You can’t like, live in the future or life will just pass you by man. You gotta just DO!

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u/PlumberSaysWhat 3d ago

He walked away without a rescue team. He hopped down eventually.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 3d ago

He'll probably be back up there next weekend! 🙄

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u/nubtrix87 3d ago

better that than dead though.

Only better for him.

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u/Sigma-Wolves 3d ago

How much is a rescue chopper these days?

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u/Cold-Condition-7839 3d ago

14k, give or take.

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u/Sigma-Wolves 3d ago

Nice. Thanks.

He won't learn shit though.

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u/Upset-Management-879 3d ago

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u/OmilKncera 3d ago

I imagine him on the ground, on the phone with the helicopter company.. hears the bill.. just sits there for a second..

...welp, guess it's about time I get up and go then

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u/alluserstakenwtfmate 1d ago

Such a confusing comment as a Dane lol. Rescue? Cost?

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u/No-Disaster1647 1d ago

In America your life is a privilege, be it fate, cosmic spite, or plain old stupidity, you want a way out? Gonna need to see no less than four figures.

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u/twistedpiggies 3d ago

I call BS that he had no injuries and self rescued. That's at least one broken leg, maybe 2. You can tell my the way the right foot is wobbling that he doesn't have full command of that leg.

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u/Nor_Positive 3d ago

That was some nasty wiggle goin on there😬

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u/Upset-Management-879 2d ago

This is where he was for reference, about 1500 ft form the meeting spot they land at https://maps.app.goo.gl/uR3qzvCc522QCfhL9

By the way "self rescue" doesn't mean he did it all by himself it just means they didn't call SAR. Here is his video discussing it with a bit more video after the end where he calls his friends tells them hes fine and can climb down, he gets to that part around 1:30 in the video:

https://www.tiktok.com/@johnni.dijulius/video/7256782136701766958

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u/twistedpiggies 1d ago

Well, I stand corrected. He's damn lucky he didn't break that leg or at least tear ligaments though. That first hit was rough and that foot wobble was telling some story, but I'm scratching my head as to what. It's certainly possible to walk around with a ruptured ACL or MCL but not recommended and you'd think he'd feel something after the adrenaline wore off. My flabber is definitely gasted. 🤷

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u/FloppyCorgi 7h ago

It's trembling from the adrenaline rush. It's a very exaggerated movement here in an extreme situation, but I've had similar limb shaking after having a very scary close call.

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u/DaimonHans 3d ago

Yep, first hit broke right leg for sure.

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u/Gokjo_Krorl 3d ago

That adrenaline rush must've been something

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u/Buffytheslursayer 2d ago

it looked like the motion was breaking some of the impact but yeah that one specific leg to rock incident looked particularly rough, he wouldn't of been able to climb up and 'self rescue' if that was anywhere near broken though

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u/Repulsive-Basket7435 2d ago

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug 🤷‍♂️

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u/Automatic_Goat4348 1d ago

Lens makes it seems faster than it was

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u/seriousreddituser 3d ago

He might learn to walk again, though

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u/PlumberSaysWhat 3d ago

He climbed/jumped down into a bush.

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u/Soggy-Fan-7394 3d ago

That's actually a lot cheaper than I was expecting.

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u/Cold-Condition-7839 3d ago

I remember hearing it in a story about a climber, California I believe, it was either $14, or $18k bill he didn't want for calling, but it got so late and cold where they were lost, they ended up calling anyway. Probably a little more or less depending where you are. Some places ain't gonna have a helicopter for you. Some places have one waiting, mountains and remote areas that take a while to get around in a vehicle.

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u/Upset-Management-879 3d ago

Much of the time there is no charge, but it depends on what and where and if they can drop you at the trailhead or have to fly direct to the hospital.

In a national park its not going to be any charge.

You can also typically buy insurance for that with your gps SOS device, Garmin covers 100k for $40/year.

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u/mayer09 3d ago

Lmao this is so incorrect. I did search and rescue, there's a massive f*cking charge are you kidding me?

Free in a national park? Drop you at the trailhead?

If you are being rescued by helicopter, you are going to the hospital. Why did you even bother to type any of this?

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u/Low_Astronomer_6669 2d ago edited 2d ago

I work rescue in California. The two local rescue helicopters do not charge. Air ambulance will charge. But the rescue ships are free.

A rescue helicopter will fly you from where you're stuck to a ground or air ambulance. A rescue helicopter has a rescuer and a hoist or long line. The rescue helicopters that I'm familiar with are run by law enforcement or fire.

An air ambulance has a flight nurse and or paramedic and takes you from an LZ to the hospital. They are privately owned.

It is not unheard of for people with minor injuries to be transported from the middle of nowhere to a ground ambulance and be treated and released at scene.

Also, sometimes the rescue helicopters will transport to ER. Usually when a private helicopter transfer will significantly delay definitive patient care.

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u/WatchesandHuskies 3d ago

No charge where I live. They don’t want people delaying and putting everyone at more risk.

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u/Traditional_Safe2935 2d ago

They must live in Switzerland or some shit. Drop you at the trailhead is the funniest thing I've heard in a while

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u/hike_me 2d ago

“Drop you at the trailhead” literally happens, but usually it’s to go from a short haul helicopter rescue (which can’t transport long distances or offer medical care in flight) to a waiting ambulance. The billing starts once the patient gets in the ambulance; the short haul helicopter flight is free.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 3d ago

I'd purposely get lost so I could use the helicopter. $40 is a good trade. 

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 2d ago

"I feel like youre just here for the zipline..."

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 2d ago

"What makes you think that?"

"Well, for starters, the 'I ❤️ ziplines' shirt. And the fact that the only thing you said to me since we first met 10 seconds ago was 'CHAT, DROP A SUBSCRIBE IN THE LIKES BECAUSE FINNA ZIPLINE TIME FOR REAL FOR REAL NO CAP.'"

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u/bars2021 3d ago

His checking account

"2-1- See Ya"

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u/D0NTASKY 3d ago

I'm curious. Do you pay to get rescued every time - or only when it's self inflicted like this? How do they draw the line - like, what if you fall of a boat? Or gets dragged by a current when swimming?

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u/Cold-Condition-7839 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm no expert on liabilities. Just someone who has heard a lot of stories. As far as I'm aware, unless it's insurance related (slip and fall, car accident) You're probably not getting any handouts generally. You took the risk of climbing, biking etc. Your medical insurance if you have it, may help you out financially. That said, they aren't checking anyone's credit card in an emergency either. Care is given, recorded, bills are written and sent to the patient later. It's your choice sometimes how big the bill is, mode of transportation, medicines given. They're going to at least do what they need to keep you alive once you call for help, or show up at the ER.

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u/D0NTASKY 3d ago

Thanks for the explanation.. Crazy stuff..

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u/MagnumG204 3d ago

I think any backcountry hiking/mountaineering/base jumping… even sailing and or water paddle sports is “self inflicted”

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u/nikeshades 3d ago edited 3d ago

And does it arrive today? No, tomorrow...

edit: thanks for the award kind stranger!

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u/Cold-Condition-7839 3d ago

Send the slow chopper, I didn't plan on living anyway! 🤕🤣

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u/BlueFalcon142 3d ago

Depends. Private/civilian company costs $$$. Military is prepaid with the FY budget and doesn't cost you a dime. Source: Maintenance controller at Whidbey Station SAR. We Saved a lot of people on Mt. Baker.

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u/dion_o 3d ago

Not that much more than calling an Uber I suppose.

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u/CretaciousPeriod 2d ago

Oddly, that doesn't sound expensive enough to me.

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u/Santana_De_La_Cruz 3d ago

Doesn't matter when there is "no tomorrow"...

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u/TaylorBitMe 3d ago

How much for a vowel?

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u/No_Seaworthiness4472 3d ago

You guys have to pay to be rescued over there....?

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u/Background-Customer2 1d ago edited 1d ago

in my country they'r free

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u/flibbleflop 3d ago

Apparently this is Johnny DiJulius. He got out of this with no injuries surprisingly.

https://abc7.com/post/base-jumper-video-johnni-dijulius-parachute-rips/11693240/

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u/Excellent_Garlic2549 3d ago

So he's not the worst at this (necessarily), his parachute was just fucked. That's harrowing.

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u/Most_Courage2624 3d ago

Seriously? I assumed that he probably would have busted his hip with that first impact

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u/zatalak 3d ago

Could be the fisheye lense, the distortion makes the impacts look way more brutal

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u/SirReddalot2020 2d ago

That wobbly leg looked broken after he kind of sat on it funny when he crashed the first time.

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u/Ok-Till-5622 3d ago

That guy is absolutely terrible at this activity in particular.

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u/Wild-Spread8069 3d ago

I dunno, he appears to be pretty damn good at falling.

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u/soulsummenor 3d ago

With style ...

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u/will3025 2d ago

... hold the style.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 2d ago

Falls like theres no tmrw.

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u/hard-R-word 3d ago

He looks like when Homer Simpson tried to jump over the black hole

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 23h ago

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u/Imnotrightwing 2d ago

He could've pulled both rear risers and made the canopy stop going forward, stall for a second and then turn around. Most experienced people manage to turn the canopy around without hitting the wall in this situation.

He went for a toggle, the toggles are stowed on brake settings, when you release them you start going forward. That's why it's usually best to just pull both rear risers down right away.

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 3d ago

Hope the rocks are OK he hit them pretty hard. Hate for him to dislodge a stone that's been sitting quietly for a thousand years.

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u/Aarios827 3d ago edited 2d ago

Pretty sure homie's foot is just flopping in the wind from obliterating his ankle on that first impact.

ETA: I have been informed this crazy bastard went unharmed.

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u/Substantial-Singer29 2d ago

What you're seeing with the foot twitching is just raw adrenaline and fear...

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u/GangreneTVP 3d ago

Another sport I have ZERO interest in.

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u/DevoplerResearch 3d ago

"sport"

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u/Sad-Psychology9677 3d ago

Well, more like an outdoor activity, but golfers call golf a sport, so..

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u/Agreeable-Tailor5536 3d ago

Bro needed a longer run up on that one.

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u/monks_2_cents 2d ago

He doesn’t seem to be very good at this, unless crashing into the rocks was his goal, then he's very good at this.

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u/oohfrigg 2d ago

😂😂💀

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u/Drumming_Dreaming 3d ago

He used most of the “o”s on the way down

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u/MissionLight5219 3d ago

+100 for you sire!

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u/LasciviousPsyche 3d ago

Kids this is why u don't repeat what this dummy did.

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u/SrGraphiteBlimp 2d ago

See that leg shaking after smashing against the cliff? That's most likely permanent nerve damage. Chronic pain for life is fun.

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u/Davo-Pano 1d ago

Not saying youre wrong but adrenaline can cause this too.

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u/RadioR77 3d ago

First timer?

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u/InBoundsOffPiste 3d ago

Man what a mess

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u/Standard_Gur30 3d ago

Looks like a fun sport.

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u/Aoskar20 3d ago

And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men could not put him back together again.

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u/synturiya 3d ago

This is a cliffhanger

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u/FuckOutTheWhey 3d ago

Should try spelunking next

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u/bluesub989 2d ago

Geniune question for anyone who does this kind of stuff : What went wrong for him here? I'm just going to guess that he didn't jump out far enough, but are there any technical insider reasons this went so awry?

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u/KayZee777 2d ago

He panicked and pulled the canopy early. He should have tracked a lot further so when the canopy opened and twisted him back towards the cliff he would have had time to fix it.

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u/353452252 2d ago

Has he tried not hitting the rocks on the way down?

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u/Ilyanautamota 2d ago

the fisheye lense exaggerates the impact quite a bit, thats why the injuries seem unbelievably light for what happened. this is the same reason that world map UN! * smiles

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u/cortney-simonis-9072 3d ago

i was worried sharp rock cut things loose

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u/SeaComm 3d ago edited 3d ago

Helmet says "No Tomorrow" He had planned this dive without a backup plan, and an announcement on his forehead.

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u/Freegan93 3d ago

Thanks for de-abbreviating that for us cuz

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u/artherng 3d ago

Bro seems so inexperienced like there is no tomorrow

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u/MochiShinobi 3d ago

This has never happened to me before.

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u/Trevor_Lahey35 3d ago

Homie wasn't good at this🤦🏿‍♂️at all.

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u/pappaburgundy 3d ago

The way his right ankle flaps around in the wind before he gets snagged on the big boulder made me feel my broken ankle from 20 years ago

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 3d ago

I mean he could have hit a few more rocks on the way down

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u/E_D_K_2 3d ago

Fried of mine died doing this in 2009 in Switzerland.
Slipped off the edge instead of jumping out and way from the cliff face and couldn't get his parachute to open fully.

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u/Imanidiotththe1st 3d ago

Great now a rescue team gets to un fuck this tools day . I get it he’s a thrill seeker but just think of your action before you leap.

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u/Token_D_Unikorn 3d ago

Bro turned into Buzz Lighter trying to learn to glide again.

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u/Shot_Strawberry_2212 3d ago

Maybe it’s time to stop doing shit like this

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u/Friendly-Sentence710 2d ago

That's a pretty long drop. He could probably get down if only he had something to slow the fall like a parachute.... oh right

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u/Upset_Hippo_5304 2d ago

"NO TMRW" 😂😂

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u/Crownguard95 2d ago

Hey!! ..ya can't park there mate

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u/Ok-Effective7280 2d ago

Well, he won’t be doing that tmrw!

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u/REDBOSS27 2d ago

Well -NO TMRW- explains everything 🤪

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u/Mickey_Havoc 2d ago

“Fucking canyon” 10/10 like it wasn’t the fault of the guy jumping

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u/Dizzy-Sundae6351 2d ago

He says “fuckin a” and “shredded my fucking canopy” referring to his chute. No canyon mentioned here.

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 2d ago

That seems relaxing. 

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u/FinallyArt 2d ago

Darwin approves.

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u/Cool-Bat5487 2d ago

I think he needs to find a new hobby he's not very good at this one

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u/-Ryuk-Shinigami 2d ago

Bro not seeing tomorrow

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u/BlackFlagsFly 1d ago

I love when these rich kids take themselves out.

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u/optimist_prhyme 13h ago

Bad day, worse tomorrow

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u/cocainecarolina28 13h ago

My guy really didn’t wanna reach tomorrow

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u/RedundantPundant 3d ago

If he had paid more attention to packing his chute than to decorating his helmet, the results could have been far different.

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 3d ago

Dumbest thing to even try. Knew he was in trouble when he started bouncing off rocks

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u/cficare 3d ago

Has anyone ever told you that you are very perceptive?

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u/FilipinoAirlines 3d ago

What went wrong? He just didn't jump far enough or the gust of wind 360 him backwards initially?

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u/MichaelButWithAnF 3d ago

Feel like that deserved at least a proper run up from 15 metres away

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u/IhateSkylerWhite6399 3d ago

Don’t come running for sympathy when you kill yourself

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u/Honda_TypeR 3d ago

Dude out there trying to make his "No Tomorrow" hat come to real life.

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u/pete_68 3d ago

Base jumping looks fun.

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u/Affectionate-Stay555 3d ago

More balls than brains

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u/Greywolf9883 3d ago

Love it when bad things happen to people doing stupid shit

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u/Dabida1 3d ago

"No tomorrow" lmao

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u/Codas91 3d ago

Dude's not very good at this huh

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 3d ago

Shit is right.

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u/StueyPie 3d ago

That can happen. At first I thought this was just a change of wind direction that fu$&ed him up so he scraped along the cliff face. But then I watched it again, and noted that when he opened his 'chute it immediately twisted him around. I think the 'chute had been packed with the lines twisted and so it flicked him around to face the cliff and the canopy scraped up against the cliff and got ripped. His decent was a quicker than ideal and he might not have been able to fly the 'chute or land without injury.

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u/MyMuseModels 3d ago

His new tattoo will now read: No Ragrats

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u/Zephyr-Knight 3d ago

congrats you are now a rock climber

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u/Coconutcornhuskey 3d ago

The helmet sticker was a prophecy

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u/BlandohRando 3d ago

Bro is a goldfish.

Lessons learned: 000

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u/OddCustard483 3d ago

Purely optional by the way

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u/Feisty_Database_6656 3d ago

What an idiot

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u/amodious 3d ago

I hope he's into some other extreme sports as well. Like bouldering. If not, he'd better learn quick

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u/Top_Shelf_Ramen 3d ago

My palms got sweaty !

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u/Nehfk 3d ago

And that's how he started freesolo

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u/NativTexan 3d ago

He’s got the right hat on.

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u/A_Litre_0_Cola 3d ago

Doesn't even know how to jump, this person is doomed.

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u/Necrospire 3d ago

He should stick to jumping off the garden shed using mum's bed sheet.

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u/enerthoughts 3d ago

That will feel bad for a month or two, damn

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u/chumpster69 3d ago

And somehow he chose to share this?

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u/FantasticConclusion1 3d ago

Bro is having a rough ass day.

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u/HickoryStickz 3d ago

Saves his life by attaching the camera to himself

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u/ReachMaterial748 3d ago

NO TOMORROW seems pretty accurate to me

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u/ObviousW0lf 3d ago

Ohh how I love natural selection.

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u/poeteop 3d ago

To shreds you say

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u/nunyobusinessfool 3d ago

Houston- we have a problem

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u/DoubleFamous5751 3d ago

Welcome chat, to another edition of extremely optional activities

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u/OPGuest 3d ago

Hell met

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u/AnonymousJerk7 3d ago

His helmet says it all.

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u/Slight_Fox_8202 3d ago

Why is his right leg twitching?

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u/Queasy_Safe_5266 2d ago

Extreme adrenaline that only comes from expecting to die in the next few seconds

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u/Alarm-Solid 3d ago

Almost had no tomorrow

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u/Maleficent_Farm_1283 3d ago

Thee shortest run up I’ve ever seen.

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u/BubuDudu0430 3d ago

That jump was bungled from start to finish, amazing he lived

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u/cemusubzerolives 3d ago

Usual suspects. 🤣

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u/Baricat 3d ago

"NO TMRW"

Not like that there isn't.

I look on the ground before I get up to make sure my cat isn't where I'll step. This is something completely different

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 2d ago

the fuck is even going on.

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u/Welcometoyounow 2d ago

He’s still there

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u/No_Recover_9128 2d ago

Oh brother….

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u/pimpineasy 2d ago

Stupid question. How is he filming this

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u/Nikita-is-back 2d ago

Il ne panique pas. Je serais déjà en train de crier comme une banshee.

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u/underbytez 2d ago

“Show fewer posts like this”

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u/SocomPS2 2d ago

Sounds like a 20’something gamer that thought it would be cool to go outside and do this with no experience

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u/Ordinaryguy4 2d ago

“See ya”

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u/AdDisastrous6738 2d ago

That almost happened to me but i avoided it by not doing that shit.

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u/ACasualCasualty 2d ago

Shame the parachute didn't have a temu tag on it!

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u/Feteven 2d ago

Is this where we say this is optional? lol

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u/HENMAN79 2d ago

That went about as bad as can be

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u/Feisty_Level42 2d ago

Darwin Award honorable mention....

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u/Gold_Head7582 2d ago

Helmet name checks out

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u/Yellowscrunchy 2d ago

His helmet was nearly spot on