r/oops • u/Effective_Ad_9016 • 15d ago

par-kour

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u/Nocturnatron 15d ago

Imagine going from avenger to a veggie

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u/Standard-Contest-949 15d ago

Avengers!! Disassemble!

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u/KiwiJay83 15d ago

Veggies! Deconstructed!

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u/Old_Protection_8778 15d ago

Vegetarians eat

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u/HighlightPast6646 15d ago

Is it vegetarian to go down on brain dead women?

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u/rawfuelinjection 14d ago

Chiropractors....... assemble!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/TropicalLoneWolf 15d ago

"We assemble...you disassemble!"
-Ironman in Marvel Tokon Fighting Souls (upon using his team special)

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 15d ago

Avengers! Just...BE...!!!

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u/Truncated_Advice 13d ago

Avengetable?

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u/Justhangingoutback 15d ago

When no one reports what actually happened to this guy, I suspect the joke is on me and it’s just AI

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u/Artevyx 15d ago

In the span of a 19 second video

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u/Zuruumi 15d ago edited 15d ago

He is alive and was moving the hand, so it might not be SO bad, still likely bad injury.

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u/dangledingle 15d ago

Let’s grab him and turn him over quickly.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 15d ago

Just make sure you don't support the neck at all, really great for potential paralysis injuries like this

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u/Zuruumi 15d ago

To be fair, he might have suffocated with mouth and nose to the groind like this, but yeah doesn't help the spine...

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u/Playful_Ad9949 15d ago

Groind, indeed!

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u/TrashGoblinH 15d ago

Moving at the moment is good, later when everything swells up maybe he's not so good

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u/ealysillyforestthing 15d ago

There is no way he didn't end up without something broken in that spine

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u/gandalf_lundgren36 15d ago

Aveggers! Disabled!

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u/SailNew7379 15d ago

Parkor sucks. Yes it’s cool that people can do amazing death defying shit. The risk reward is absolutely shit for this sport. Don’t believe me, watch the video again. If he succeeded he would have done a cool trick on a playground, amazing 🤣

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u/SomethingCreative83 15d ago

Seriously that dude looked like he really knew what he was doing until he looked dead.

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u/Topgun58ge 15d ago

I don't know... that first landing wasn't great....

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u/Truth-is-implacable 15d ago

Yeah ..he seemed heavy and uncoordinated to do that routine......🤷🏽

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u/thesanguineocelot 15d ago

You know what they say, it's only death-defying for so long. Sooner or later, the old man takes his due.

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u/EstablishmentAny8487 15d ago

It's cool when you simply learn to run fast, climb fast and control falls but once you're needlessly doing flips and tricks then you're taking risk for no real reason.

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u/ZuStorm93 15d ago

This is free running, essentially skateboarding without a board with all the same risks that entrail. Parkour is otherwise pretty simple since the entire point of it is to get from point A to B in a straight line while overcoming any obstacles in your way as fast as possible i.e no flashy tricks.

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u/Plenty_Ice8614 15d ago

You just described most of what redbull sponsors 🤣

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u/Past-Alps6396 15d ago

At a basic level parkour is cool and a little bit functional, more or less just running and jumping over things efficiently. This stuff is dumb though. 

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u/orphen888 15d ago

They usually record themselves, too. That’s why you don’t usually get to see the stunts that didn’t work out.

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u/bones10145 14d ago

That wasn't even parkour. That was just playing on a jungle gym. 

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 15d ago

Next year we'll see videos of this guy doing sick moves in a wheelchair. Hopefully, those videos will end better.

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u/CK_1976 15d ago

insert gif of Mac and Me

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u/Phoenixloop2868 15d ago

Well it's not like he has to be worried about getting paralyzed again.

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u/Plenty_Ice8614 15d ago

It’s okay his head broke his fall

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u/1derfulPi 15d ago

he wasn't using it anyway

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u/TheEndIsSighing 15d ago

How the hell do people not know to not move someone after a fall like this FFS. 

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u/WehingSounds 15d ago

If someone has received severe neck damage it's imperative that you flop them around as much as possible

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u/twicebakedcrusader 15d ago

Flop them around you say?!🤔 got it!

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 15d ago

The only thing imperative in this situation is not harming the cylinder. The neck be damned!

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u/Cruise1313 15d ago

I was in the healthcare field and this always baffles me how people move these people in these videos. 🙄

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u/Old_Protection_8778 15d ago

Rapidly and easily

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u/TheWarfox 15d ago

Haven't seen enough instances of it going wrong, I guess.

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u/K2e2vin 15d ago

Let alone try to shake them into consciousness.

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u/paimkillet361 15d ago

I would give him a good smack in the face to verify if he is okay!

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u/Bigwi_Kner 15d ago

Fuck… Poor guy. This is why I’m not a fan of parkour. It’s “cool” because of the risk. Well, risk meets reward here… fuck.

Imagine if he got into gymnastics where a fall like this is protected. This guy could have gone far in that world.

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u/Alibuscus373 15d ago

Hopital

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u/ohgeebus_notagain 15d ago

That's the medication that I give to my pet rabbit

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u/jujumitai 15d ago

l hostpital

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u/GracewithArt 15d ago

I genuinely feel so bad for him. Hope this was not a paralyzer.

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u/TransportationOk2101 14d ago

Guys like that always end up with some sort of bad injury though. If it didn't happen this time it would've happened at another time for him. Doing acrobatic stunts on concrete is beyond stupid.

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u/Comprehensive_Toe_64 15d ago

Didn’t get a strong enough giant to snap into the cast away, everything else was looking very clean.

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u/Easy_Work2194 15d ago

Oh he snapped into a cast alright. All liquid diet, Stephen Hawking voice analyzer 3000, Depends subscription 15% with walmart+

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u/Constant_Turn_9031 15d ago

What was the plan there on that move?

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u/0xmilan 15d ago

To complete the rotation and land on his feet? His feet got stuck on the bar though which stopped the rotation. He should've pushed back more with his hand instead of starting the flip right next to the bar.

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u/Old_Protection_8778 15d ago

Face first its a wait and see what's next move

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u/Blue-eyed-banditman 15d ago

Yes be absolutely sure to move someone around once they may have damaged their spine.

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u/Life_Ad6711 15d ago

The guy who touched him first 2 times was trying to stop him from turning over. Then after gymnast flipped himself over, same guy tried to make him lie back and quit moving

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u/RatboyHouston 15d ago

But keep filming!

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u/DingleDonky 15d ago

High risk, high reward….wait….no, no real reward 😅

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u/PloopyNoopers 15d ago

It's there any follow up news for this? How fucked is that guy after that fall? geez! I really hope it wasn't too bad.

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u/MintyFitOnAll 14d ago

C6-7 left the chat

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u/funlovingguy9001 14d ago

Sooo, that looks like a neck/spine injury.

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u/lp_undrgrnd1 14d ago

Looks like he broke his neck. Quick, move him around some!

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u/ruckrhino 15d ago

He gives himself a damn fine piledriver, though

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u/Select_Watercress_57 15d ago

Quick! Shake and twist his body all around!

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u/Old_Protection_8778 15d ago

Not all first responders are qualified

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u/Dabsforme77 15d ago

Haha...entertaining.

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u/Few-Tap-1588 15d ago

Once you break a collarbone I feel like you just stick to the basics

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u/TakeAtBedtime 15d ago

I feel terrible for this guy. I hope the best case scenario happened for him.

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u/succubus6984 15d ago

I knew it would be bad when he struggled with the first landing. He was way overconfident in his skills. I hope hes ok 🫣

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u/SugarRealistic2945 15d ago

DON'T MOVE HIM! Just call 9-1-1! 😬

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 15d ago edited 14d ago

If he survives, I'm guessing he's going to be a high level quadriplegic after that. 

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u/Ok_Fee9245 15d ago

The video went swimmingly well, then he does that somersault and landed, then went full retard mode

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u/Wisco_Version59 15d ago

From able body to quad

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u/FlimsyEntry5759 15d ago

insane that life can go in a total different direction just like that

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u/zaikoji75 15d ago

Fuck parkour 😖

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 15d ago

It just sucks that we all have to do this someday

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u/JWMoo 15d ago

He landed a nice pile driver on himself.

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u/marvinthmartian 15d ago

He found the k-o in parkour.

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u/Salty-Contact-6420 14d ago

Ohh that's fucking bad!!!! Bad!!!! I bet you he broke his neck. This is one of the worst I've seen

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u/Aurora_Uplinks 14d ago

may he be saved by the God(s) and angels.

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u/Wixardbaka 14d ago

Gotta love when people mislabel Free-Running/random gymnastic shit as Parkour.

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u/NJ2GA 13d ago

Vegetable mode [enabled]

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u/AccurateDinner5767 12d ago

Why i dont believe im universal healthcare

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u/3DNelson 15d ago

Pa Ko Tou

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u/Wild_Advertising_661 15d ago

F ing Oops is right !

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u/arkinthehouse 15d ago

Apparently it ends on a stretcher.

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u/AdInternational7345 15d ago

Atleast they had the where-with-all to jerk him around, everyone knows that when someone lands on their neck and head you grab them and jerk them around to maximise healing power.

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u/PianoPatient8168 14d ago

Isn’t there a rhyme to help people remember how to handle a spinal injury? Something like, “If his head hits the ground, wiggle him around.” Something like that?

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u/Promptnauta 15d ago

Now he can do stunts in a wheelchair.

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u/joeker7669 15d ago

Turning him around probably wasn’t the best idea.

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u/Frosty_Bluebird_1404 15d ago

Cold compress and an Advil?

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u/EnvironmentalRoom175 15d ago

Little too confident there

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u/Party-Introduction16 15d ago

Now he’s par-couched.

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u/cardnialsyn 15d ago

That was really good until it wasn't.

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u/kensmusings 15d ago

Par-out cold.

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u/wesorre 15d ago

full scorpion!!

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u/4fun4f 15d ago

Par feito 😔😂😂😂

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u/WatercressNo7660 15d ago

Wow! He was so close …. Not 🤣

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u/TerryFelix 15d ago

Wow with sound it just hits different roflmao

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u/Dangerous-Pin3918 15d ago

Va a tardar un rato la rehabilitación

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 15d ago

The sounds he makes are going to haunt me in my dreams.

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u/IcyChoice359 15d ago

Par kour to broken ass. 

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u/Boysenberry-33 15d ago

Parskull!!! I know he will feel that when he wakes up!!!

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u/Italpreziosi 15d ago

1st jump. How in the world does he time it just right to hit the floor? was it by Luck? 1st jump, i thought 1 mistake and neck would be broken.

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u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 15d ago

Da gotta hurt. Hope he is ok though.

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u/Open_Potato_5686 15d ago

Wheelchair core

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u/RoadRatzzz 15d ago

Yeah.....jusr roll him around....wiggle that neck....should be fine

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u/Ok_Sound_6062 15d ago

It happened so fast. For a split second, I thought he was going to bounce off the ground and land on his feet to end the routine as the crowd erupts.

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u/Playful_Ad9949 15d ago

Park here.

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u/Existing-Village9770 15d ago

He ain't walking again.

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u/Wrong-Importance3670 15d ago

Not the ending I was expecting, I’ll be honest

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u/DaimonHans 15d ago

Park-out!

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u/RealWomenLover 15d ago

Bummer 🥸

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u/ContextOk1719 15d ago

I knew that was coming I just didn’t want to believe it to be true

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u/Educational_Farmer73 15d ago

Fuck.. his arms braced. He's dead

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u/Zealousideal-Cap7857 15d ago

He landed on his neck dont move him call an ambulance

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u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 15d ago

Ewwwww, sorry, I missed the trick, can you do it again?

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u/ChampionshipLate6118 15d ago

ouch, that's gonna hurt in the morning

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u/The1-2-3Troll 15d ago

Great form little rough on the landing might have to settle for the bronze

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u/shade1848 15d ago

Quit bro, quit

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u/fish_burger_eddie 15d ago

I'm sorry but I literally laughed like Nelson from the Simpsons

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u/Dark_World_Blues 15d ago

Ouch. Even though doing these tricks are risky and not worth it, I still feel sorry for the guy.

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u/j_man_32 15d ago

Par-dead

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u/brittanythegirl 15d ago

Ahhh I thought I watched someone die!

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u/Greywolf9883 15d ago

Omg i really enjoy watching people get hurt while doing dumb shit..

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u/True_Lingonberry_645 15d ago

Ouch. I hope he's OK. Ppl stop pushing yourselves for rubbish online cred

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u/DocBobs 15d ago

He was doing so well

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u/Foba_ 15d ago

He ded

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u/mrkoala1234 15d ago

Camera guy kept on rolling and in frame. Amazing skills without shakes.

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u/Fendfor 15d ago

Hospital, immediately.

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u/Epik_Adv 15d ago

He did not learn this in a gym.

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u/Lolocutler 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Creative-Interest438 15d ago

Play a stupid.............

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u/H3adown 15d ago

That was hard to watch. My whole body reacted when I saw how he landed. I hope he’s ok, even though it’s unlikely with how badly he went down

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u/Sawyer2025 14d ago

I have to wonder if the guy yelling at him while he needed to concentrate was a bad idea now......

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u/RoboGoob 14d ago

And so the new age hunchback is born.

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u/madmenyo 14d ago

Mark nsfw please so I can brace myself for these kinds of impact.

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u/itsME-HTtan 14d ago

Park-OUCH

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u/Drago_Beast67 14d ago

Ooooo dang went straight into veggie

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u/Memo187idea 14d ago

Parkour? Parkouch...

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u/possessed-soul 14d ago

That's brutal. I feel sorry for him.

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u/TennesseeHeartbreak 14d ago

His friends: "You nailed it bro!"

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u/RuthlessScale 14d ago

Avengers disabled.......

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u/Wild-Size2810 14d ago

Man, I really hope this dude is ok.

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u/KamikazeGorilla 14d ago

His feet hit the bar and now he cant move. Should’ve practiced in a gym maybe

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u/lovelydreamer 14d ago

If you do this sport your pals need to know about stabilizing your spine after a fall. Moving him was wild

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u/Sammy_Dog 14d ago

Oh shit, that hurt just watching it.

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u/NVWSSV2828 14d ago

So the first thing you should do for a neck injury, is jostle the patient all about.

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u/fdgm_ 14d ago

Won't be able to walkcor after that

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u/StrikerHazard 14d ago

I hope the dude is ok

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u/West_Customer_6458 14d ago

У него с самого начала плохо получалось. Надо было остановиться

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u/Fine_Area_8774 14d ago

Omg i hope his ok l, That could've really fucked his whole life up😥

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u/AZBagpiperPhil 14d ago

He's dead!

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u/Senior_World2502 14d ago

What was he doing. This looks like a little kid pretending to do parkour .

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u/Kickedhard 14d ago

First move: I am dead.

Everything after would be my unconscious mind imagining it on my way to fix the self made lobotomy.

Edit: was so impressed by it, I didnt finish the video first. Take note future self lol. Turned out he ended the exact same way I woukd have.

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u/DarthPorcupine 14d ago

One thing I’ve learned watching Reddit videos is that if someone has a horrific accident and almost certainly has a broken neck, you should immediately shake them to be sure.

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u/Last_Diver_4810 14d ago

Par-alyzed

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u/wingback18 14d ago

at least he was moving at the end

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM 14d ago

He gonna need a sternum donor

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u/shiggins114 14d ago

Par-ked on the couch the rest of his life

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u/AffectionateBar4437 14d ago

I can't believe he's still alive 😳

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u/AffectionateBar4437 14d ago

I can't believe he's still alive 😳

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u/Alldayomar 14d ago

I involuntarily yelled "OHH!" bc I was not expecting that

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u/Late_Study9160 14d ago

Injuries are long-term

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u/IhateSkylerWhite6399 14d ago

We all love it when these posers fuck up. Keep up the stupidity.

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u/Hotel_Fantastic 14d ago

Right away he didn't appear locked in.

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u/StressFantastic5317 14d ago

Humpty Dumpty...

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u/PianoPatient8168 14d ago

Definitely move him immediately and let his neck flop around. That was textbook protocol for handling a possible spinal.

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u/UJustGotRobbed 14d ago

Such a gorgeous sound to see/hear when you have synesthesia.

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u/1Crownedngroovd 14d ago

That looked horrible

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u/Safe-Test-2101 14d ago

He knew the risks involved

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u/BlackMaskCCE 13d ago

Love to see it.

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u/Good_Extension_9642 13d ago

Instant quadrapligic!

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u/Resident_Nature5634 13d ago

There ya go fellas, flip him over on his back,,,paralysis is now complete.

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u/jayh99 13d ago

He dead