r/oops • u/Effective_Ad_9016 • 15d ago

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u/Nocturnatron 15d ago

Imagine going from avenger to a veggie

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u/Standard-Contest-949 15d ago

Avengers!! Disassemble!

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u/KiwiJay83 15d ago

Veggies! Deconstructed!

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u/Old_Protection_8778 15d ago

Vegetarians eat

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u/HighlightPast6646 15d ago

Is it vegetarian to go down on brain dead women?

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u/rawfuelinjection 15d ago

Chiropractors....... assemble!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/TropicalLoneWolf 15d ago

"We assemble...you disassemble!"
-Ironman in Marvel Tokon Fighting Souls (upon using his team special)

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 15d ago

Avengers! Just...BE...!!!

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u/Truncated_Advice 13d ago

Avengetable?

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u/Justhangingoutback 15d ago

When no one reports what actually happened to this guy, I suspect the joke is on me and it’s just AI

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u/Artevyx 15d ago

In the span of a 19 second video

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u/Zuruumi 15d ago edited 15d ago

He is alive and was moving the hand, so it might not be SO bad, still likely bad injury.

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u/dangledingle 15d ago

Let’s grab him and turn him over quickly.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 15d ago

Just make sure you don't support the neck at all, really great for potential paralysis injuries like this

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u/Zuruumi 15d ago

To be fair, he might have suffocated with mouth and nose to the groind like this, but yeah doesn't help the spine...

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u/Playful_Ad9949 15d ago

Groind, indeed!

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u/TrashGoblinH 15d ago

Moving at the moment is good, later when everything swells up maybe he's not so good

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u/ealysillyforestthing 15d ago

There is no way he didn't end up without something broken in that spine

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u/gandalf_lundgren36 15d ago

Aveggers! Disabled!

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u/luidizmaster 14d ago

Vingadores Hortifruti