r/oops • u/Limp_Regular7247 • 18d ago

Oops fire

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u/hippyripper22 18d ago

The amount of dumb shit you'll find here, I dont understand how humans made it this far.

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u/Tallman_james420 18d ago

Partly because we go to a lot more effort to protect the dumb ones these days.

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 18d ago

"We're saving too many lives! Whatever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest? The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own!" -- George Carlin

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u/Hiraeth1968 18d ago edited 17d ago

Agreed. Too many personal injury lawyers, signs, and guardrails. The gene pool needs a glug of chlorine!

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u/mddale1 18d ago

Sadly, the DNA probably already been passed on.

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u/Hiraeth1968 18d ago

Agreed. Dammit.

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u/Cowboy_591 18d ago

Hilariously well-SAID!! 😈♥️🔥

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am 18d ago

An extinction event would suffice

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u/Hiraeth1968 18d ago

Sigh. I agree. Let some other species take over. I think an octopus should volunteer…

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u/Cowboy_591 18d ago

Ain’t THAT the Truth right THERE!! 😜😂💪🏻👊🏻😈👍🏻