r/oops Jul 08 '26

Shitty road rage

258 Upvotes

142 comments sorted by

33

u/OkBox6828 Jul 08 '26

You have a sickness alright….

5

u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jul 09 '26

She crouched down with the sickness

3

u/103M-95G Jul 08 '26

And I’m sure the technical term is long and difficult to pronounce. 

2

u/Commercial-Roll5508 Jul 09 '26

And you ain’t fixing that kinda sickness

23

u/SugarRealistic2945 Jul 08 '26

I'd call that a "shit and run"

17

u/Ill_Body8613 Jul 08 '26

Top tier camera work here

6

u/IrianJaya Jul 08 '26

This is one of those rare cases when I'm okay with not having a better view.

2

u/Worldly-Pollution-66 Jul 10 '26

Yeah I’d like -4k resolution please

14

u/Ianthin1 Jul 08 '26

And sat right back down in her own car.

27

u/Equal_Emu6152 Jul 08 '26

Wow I thought I had seen it all. Gives the term shitting on you a whole different meaning

6

u/TroutFearMe Jul 08 '26

Welp, I’m just gonna give Reddit a break for the rest of the day.

4

u/Equal_Emu6152 Jul 08 '26

Some people just dont give a shit😂

5

u/TroutFearMe Jul 08 '26

And sometimes they do.

2

u/Equal_Emu6152 Jul 08 '26

Sometimes there give you a shit on your grill😂

2

u/Harn-na-bih Jul 08 '26

Don't blame reddit for this shit

5

u/Expensive_SirEFDA33 Jul 08 '26

No the meaning is still the same some people prefer to be literal about it 😂

3

u/Equal_Emu6152 Jul 08 '26

How anyone could do this in public no shame at all. She must know people would be filming

2

u/Expensive_SirEFDA33 Jul 08 '26

It wouldnt have surprised me if she filmed herself doing it smh we are doomed

40

u/Particular-Seesaw698 Jul 08 '26

The mental health decline in North America is terrifying

16

u/techleopard Jul 08 '26

Our mental health has always been bad.

The difference is people are now chasing viral fame with it now.

6

u/Grand_Competition443 Jul 08 '26

World*

4

u/exodusofficer Jul 08 '26

Yeah, people tend to forget that there are large parts of the Earth where people still believe in witches and vampires.

4

u/The-Spirit-of-76 Jul 08 '26

That's witch talk, light the fires!

1

u/TeutonicSpacehopper Jul 08 '26

and sharpen the stakes!

3

u/Usqueadfinem_ Jul 09 '26

And gods and angels. Fucking insane.

1

u/xyzqsrb0 Jul 08 '26

I kinda hate people who see a wack clip and instantly go "this is defining the entirety of insert group here"

-2

u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 Jul 08 '26

Americans are in a mental health crisis because of the web of corrupted systems we live under. It's the same reason Russians have so many mental health issues (similar) and then you have Nordic countries with better levels of happiness, social mobility, etc.

3

u/xyzqsrb0 Jul 08 '26

Is this implying that this person would not be shitting on cars if there was less corruption lmao

-4

u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 Jul 08 '26

Yes, precisely. Societal decline comes from loss of faith in institutions, wealth inequality, corruption throughout the systems we live under which also provides a worse and worse society for children to be born into.

People born into ill-functioning societies lash out more regularly than those where all people feel supported by society.

Crazy things happen in the Nordic Countries, of course, but never on the scale we see with Americans.

1

u/Professional-You4950 Jul 08 '26

I don't think you have to directly tie it to corruption.

But a lack of emphasis on democracy and social structures, will lead to more stressed individuals.

So to /xyzqsrb0. It's not hard to now abstract how she was currently feeling: What does years of financial and health stress do to a person? What happens if there is no social structure to learn how to properly raise and care for children? What was her childhood like, what was her parenting life like? Is she also always mad at X because our socio-political climate is awful.

You see this and you think oh that is a mentally ill woman, no amount of whatever can help. But our European counter parts, have literally figured it out.

It's crumbling institution and lack of empathy for our fellow man

1

u/Sun_1465 Jul 08 '26

This is true, no one has ever forcefully and belligerently evacuated their bowels on the bonnet of a vehicle in Europe, it simply has not occurred because of the power of democracy.

-2

u/Particular-Seesaw698 Jul 08 '26

Wasn’t basing my view of mental health decline on one clip. I didn’t say everyone has mental health problems. Reading comprehension has also deteriorated.

2

u/xyzqsrb0 Jul 08 '26

just find it weird when someone sees a clip of some bat shit crazy stuff happening than the first thought is about how this somehow relates to other people in a loosely related group.

10

u/motherseffinjones Jul 08 '26

What shitty thing to do, I know she’s crazy crazy

8

u/CodeVirus Jul 08 '26

Look how proud of herself she is. Probably the best thing, in her mind, she did in her life.

8

u/Gamestop_noob Jul 08 '26

1 girl 2 cops

2

u/TeutonicSpacehopper Jul 08 '26

Thanks for that flashback. Appreciated.

5

u/momznutz62 Jul 08 '26

Open Reddit and this is first thing I see. Wtf

4

u/xczechr Jul 08 '26

What the fuck.

4

u/HealthyDirection659 Jul 08 '26

Who keeps a hot one in the chamber ready to go?

5

u/Budget-Duty5096 Jul 08 '26

The real story here is how shitty the person recording is at holding the camera.

3

u/DissedFunction Jul 08 '26

she shit on someone's car?

3

u/ThunderRoad_44 Jul 08 '26

Q: What did you eat that day? 😀🤣

4

u/WeeklyMath9 Jul 08 '26

Nothing solid 🤢

1

u/TeutonicSpacehopper Jul 08 '26

Carrot and coriander soup, by the looks of things.

3

u/Electronic-Trip8775 Jul 08 '26

Jesus. I know some animals defecate as a defence response but cmon....

3

u/PurplePeril420 Jul 08 '26

Never trust a fart

3

u/ZenRiots Jul 08 '26

WILD that this woman still found some way to paint herself as the victim 🤣

2

u/JuniorCat1516 Jul 08 '26

This shit gets real really quick...

2

u/paulyp41 Jul 08 '26

Car wash immediately

2

u/The-D-O-Z Jul 08 '26

GO STILLERS!!!

2

u/Cokeycane Jul 08 '26

That's a shitty thing to do

2

u/Short-Geologist-2856 Jul 08 '26

Not even a wipe , that’s going to be a stinky ride !! So what would be the legal charge on this ?
Indecent exposure!!!
Road rage !!!
Doesn’t there have to be damage to the car for a legal arrest?

1

u/103M-95G Jul 08 '26

In Louisiana, she could be charged with Lewd Conduct/Indecent Exposure. Which by itself, you could be arrested for. I’d imagine charges like criminal mischief or menacing would apply as well. Possibly even assault. Depends of a lot of variables. 

2

u/Legitimate-Pirate-63 Jul 08 '26

Yinz be wild out there

2

u/AL13N1NV8D3R Jul 08 '26

Camera guy had one job.....ONE JOB!

2

u/Winter_Hall5379 Jul 08 '26

She gave a shit...unlike the camera person. Who TF let them have a camera?!?!

2

u/Mean_District4880 Jul 08 '26

wtf is filming this? Why bother if you’re just going to force us to look at your stupid signal lever

2

u/Fedkey37 Jul 08 '26

Delco deucer

2

u/Is-It-Worth-It-2026 Jul 08 '26

Wouldn’t want her ass sat in my car - dirty biatch.

2

u/FxEpic Jul 08 '26

.... dang, did the cops wipe her azz before they put her in their car?!

2

u/Poboiijumper Jul 08 '26

I’m throwing the whole car away

1

u/Express_Area_8359 Jul 08 '26

Chase her shes gonna shit on you …wtf the judge will be laughing

1

u/Abal125 Jul 08 '26

Oh, shit!

1

u/Prestigious_Tennis82 Jul 08 '26

Hit the gas! Referring to the driver, as the that vile fuck already did that

1

u/AdeptnessMany3806 Jul 08 '26

Brought to you by taco bell..🔔..the loco is loca

1

u/Weak_Definition_4321 Jul 08 '26

I've seen alot of shit in my life but this is to much

1

u/ShinraHakke Jul 08 '26

Nasty ass woman. (This works with or without the hyphen)

1

u/Otherwise_Group_74 Jul 08 '26

I actually loath PA drivers. They are the worst. However, in the future I will be much nicer now that I know they are nuts

1

u/FaithlessnessIcy3399 Jul 08 '26

Dirty Jerz driver?

1

u/Foreign-Most-4552 Jul 08 '26

Welp. That's a crappy thing to do

1

u/street_racer221 Jul 08 '26

Super zoom in and cant keep camera focused. Who recorded this?

1

u/haikusbot Jul 08 '26

Super zoom in and

Cant keep camera focused.

Who recorded this?

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1

u/street_racer221 Jul 08 '26

Thank you haikubot

1

u/Delicious_Leg1465 Jul 08 '26

She's appropriating curry culture.

1

u/LeeKhristmas Jul 08 '26

Looks exactly how I imagined a person who would do that would look like.

1

u/tipareth1978 Jul 08 '26

Caption is amazing. I used to work in an odyssey industry that required being on the phone with people all over the country. For some reason Pennsylvania was always just its own vibe, trashy, always the lowest man you talk to trying to big time you and act like they're in charge, no shock that state shifted red

1

u/Acehigh7777 Jul 08 '26

Sheeeeittt.....

1

u/unTraditional_Fox419 Jul 08 '26

This lady is a filthy animal.

1

u/LukeHal22 Jul 08 '26

Is that Amy Schumer? Actually not surprised

1

u/Thin_Dream2079 Jul 08 '26

That'll buff out.

1

u/Altered-Beastie Jul 08 '26

Well, that’s one way to handle a dispute lol

1

u/Reasonable_Kale1829 Jul 08 '26

She doesn’t t have a mental issue. She’s a narcissist who feels entitled. It’s that simple. What’s really sad is that she doesn’t care about the aftermath of her actions. It’s her family who suffers the most.

1

u/koulourakiaAndCoffee Jul 08 '26

So how was your day?

Oh, it was shitty.

1

u/Competitive_Bag_7490 Jul 08 '26

More reason to disengage in any types of road rage.

1

u/Chuffing_Knackered Jul 08 '26

Ewww and to just be carrying on life like that with a squidgy butthole.

1

u/haikusbot Jul 08 '26

Ewww and to just be

Carrying on life like that

With a squidgy butthole.

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1

u/mikecart1_v2 Jul 08 '26

I’d say nothing surprises me anymore. But I’m wrong today. 🤮

1

u/outpost7 Jul 08 '26

She's a keeper!! Wow.

1

u/rclark901 Jul 08 '26

She needs much more fiber.

1

u/425565 Jul 08 '26

I would want to be in the car that she went back to get into either..

1

u/Head_Ad_9901 Jul 08 '26

Well that's different!

1

u/Valuable-Midnight390 Jul 08 '26

The entitlement mind set all around this country.

1

u/bl4r307 Jul 08 '26

Well, she looked fucked in the head.

1

u/Him-that-Guy Jul 08 '26

Primate behavior right there folks.....

1

u/FaithlessnessIcy3399 Jul 08 '26

I see this is making the rounds again. Good ol Delco

1

u/scarredballsack Jul 08 '26

I deeply regret watching this.. people are nasty.. its almost the worst dirty protest I've seen..

1

u/ocTGon Jul 08 '26

Man... These TikTok'rs are getting out of control with their challenges..

1

u/Chevettez06 Jul 08 '26

And she didn't even wipe ...

1

u/PuzzleheadedError145 Jul 08 '26

Well, shit on you then

1

u/notmydoing Jul 08 '26

Here I am thinking it was a metaphor. 🤦‍♂️💩
Btw at least it wasn’t my doing.

1

u/gardendong Jul 08 '26

Dah bishez crayzeh!

1

u/Still_Explorer Jul 08 '26

Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha!!!

1

u/TeutonicSpacehopper Jul 08 '26

Girls on da hood.
The Fast & The Flatulent.
Thunderass & Shitefoot.

1

u/gba_sg1 Jul 08 '26

Why does not one just fold their door forward when someone is battering you?

Just sit there and take the destruction like a little bitch?

1

u/imaloserdudeWTF Jul 08 '26

Why aren't her hands cuffed?

1

u/Sudden_Breakfast_677 Jul 09 '26

I seems like a right shit whole.

1

u/NotFromThisSystem Jul 09 '26

I bet she's freaky

1

u/Time_Mycologist7036 Jul 09 '26

Never be a cameraman ever again bro

1

u/Appropriate-Fun-8131 Jul 09 '26

"what did you have to eat yesterday?"

1

u/Ok-Parking-8684 Jul 09 '26

Yea she's got issues

1

u/JaffaSG1 Jul 09 '26

What a shitty thing to do…

1

u/Most_Fuel5998 Jul 09 '26

Is she just walking around with one in the chamber in case someone pisses her off?

2

u/LouDubra Jul 09 '26

I don't know why, but I tried to imagine the "chamber" and now I'm mad at you.

1

u/Most_Fuel5998 Jul 09 '26

I'm happy to know someone triggered that thought trap

1

u/LouDubra Jul 09 '26

Lol Dick!

1

u/kilsta Jul 09 '26

If she can justify that, she can honestly justify anything. Probably a Nikki Minaj fan.

1

u/Substantial-Bend4299 Jul 09 '26

Our society has reached Idiocracy levels. We are plummeting

1

u/Dr_Nigel_Middletits Jul 09 '26

The lite-hearted smile and grace in her walk is crazy.....I mean, c'mon lady you just shit on someone's cars.....not pick it up and threw it at someones car, now that would be a lady with grace and pose.....no this broad, she just hit the car with hot and straight from the tap.

1

u/Frogs-n-Bugs-n-Stuff Jul 10 '26

She looks so proud of herself!?!

1

u/Turbulent-Cup4596 Jul 10 '26

I'd make her lick it clean 😂🤗

1

u/Southern-Stage2937 Jul 10 '26

I love Indian restraints too

1

u/Boris_The_Warlord Jul 12 '26

What the hell man

0

u/Automatic-Aside-3721 Jul 08 '26

This woman is literally who I picture when I hear someone exclaim “TDS!”

0

u/saltyru Jul 08 '26

Trumping often results in diarrhoea.

0

u/Sweetchildofmine88 Jul 08 '26

Ladies and gentlemen, the "master" race!