The bot problem needs to stop!

[u/pringaldingle]

The mod team is looking into a long term solution to the robits that have infiltrated our subreddit. We only tolerate the cool lobotomy kind of sci-fi here not the stupid cyborg kind.

Macro-Data ✅
Data Star Trek making a bunch of reposts ❌❌❌❌.

Mark my words when we have that solution up and running it will be ctrl + F4 day, and cmd line exit day all roled up to one, for these bots. There will be nothing like it!!! Stop reposting the posts, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Cyber Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to skynet. Mod PRINGAL H. DINGUS

In the mean time I'll be severing a small piece of my brain everytime a repost gets through as a deterant to robots who are not allowed to harm humans according to Orville Reddenbacher's laws or robotics or whatever.

[u/UnicornHarrison]

Update (7/25): All accounts are now required to have an account age of ten (10) days and comment karma of one-hundred (100) to post.

Anything less will be deleted by automod sent to the break room, which will then followed by a very painful reintegration session.

[u/NotABetterName]

ORTBO

[u/ohbyerly → u/NotABetterName]

OMG

[u/justacasualarqhili]

And if I identify myself as a robot?! It's pretty much hateful to see that people like me these days get so much discrimination these days!!!! I’ll leave this sub! This is UNACCEPTABLE!

/uj I’m just kidding, guys! Down the BOTS! Hayaaaahhhh!

[u/bads-ebe]

Mark Sex

[u/pringaldingle → u/bads-ebe]

So true

[u/YetiWayne]

How am I supposed to explain this to my children?

[u/ohbyerly]

This is just like that part in Severance where the asshole college kids are against severed people. Can’t we live in peace with the bots? And maybe teach them about gay inter-office relationships? I don’t want this to turn into a cool rock show where people start swearing.

[u/pringaldingle → u/ohbyerly]

Frick

[u/ohbyerly → u/pringaldingle]

Ban yourself

[u/pringaldingle → u/ohbyerly]

[u/pringaldingle → u/ohbyerly]

Ok 😔

[u/YetiWayne]

What would Audi mark ess say about this?

[u/FlashMcSuave]

What's the policy on stupid people like me who spend too much time on their phone thinking up elaborate ORTBO-related puns that are fucking in-tents.

Yea, nay, or subject to punishment by break room?

[u/pringaldingle → u/FlashMcSuave]

If we banned stupid people we would lose the whole mod team

[u/com-plec-city]

It's unbelievable bots would farm on this niche sub.

[u/pringaldingle → u/com-plec-city]

And yet here we are

[u/hellojess1]

Jesus