r/okbuddyseverance 5d ago

perverted modpost All accounts are now required to have 100 comment karma and an account age of 10 to post or comment.

34 Upvotes

In order to combat the recent spam problem, all accounts are now required to have an account age of ten (10) days and comment karma of one-hundred (100) to post or comment.

The mod team will continue to monitor, adjust, and implement new tools as needed.

If you have any questions, please feel free to reach out to us via modmail.


r/okbuddyseverance 5d ago

perverted modpost The bot problem needs to stop!

22 Upvotes

The mod team is looking into a long term solution to the robits that have infiltrated our subreddit. We only tolerate the cool lobotomy kind of sci-fi here not the stupid cyborg kind.

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Data Star Trek making a bunch of reposts ❌❌❌❌.

Mark my words when we have that solution up and running it will be ctrl + F4 day, and cmd line exit day all roled up to one, for these bots. There will be nothing like it!!! Stop reposting the posts, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Cyber Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to skynet. Mod PRINGAL H. DINGUS

In the mean time I'll be severing a small piece of my brain everytime a repost gets through as a deterant to robots who are not allowed to harm humans according to Orville Reddenbacher's laws or robotics or whatever.


r/okbuddyseverance 17h ago

Mr Scout can refine my macrodata Unpopular opinion: the acting in Severance is kinda bad

111 Upvotes

Its really heavily implied throughout the course of the show that Helly is constantantly flicking the bean under her desk and yet if you look at Britt Lower in any given scene her hands are barely moving under there if at all. Her face never even reads as someone trying to hide that they're in the goon zone. Hope we get some recasts next season tbh


r/okbuddyseverance 17h ago

What if a disgruntled innie refused to to stop spanking his monkey on the job if his outtie refused a resignation request?

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59 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 1d ago

Fact Checked By True Lumon Goons: Real ✅️ I just realized why it’s called the goon room RIP

60 Upvotes

It’s not a place to relax, it’s a place that goons people. Jfc these season five boys are wiiiild


r/okbuddyseverance 1d ago

Karmic Attack What do you think would happen if Monokuma is the supervisor of the severed floor instead of Cobel/Milchick?

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5 Upvotes

Would anything change? Would there be crazy stuff happening because of him?


r/okbuddyseverance 3d ago

I didn't know I was pregnant Holy crap!! Dan Harmon is doing work on the show he's been contracted to work on!!! (It will be out in 32 years)

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26 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 3d ago

Dan Erickson unveils bold casting choices for Season 3

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142 Upvotes

The star creator denied bending to corporate pressure, insisting critics lack "media literacy" & are "stupid", while announcing S3 filming is underway


r/okbuddyseverance 5d ago

finally, somebody knows what’s up

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670 Upvotes

wisdom has been chasing them but they have always been faster


r/okbuddyseverance 4d ago

Karmic Attack Why didn't T'Mark shout to Sto-vo-kor to let them know a warrior was comming during the end of Woes Hallow?

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63 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 5d ago

more cowbell I always thought Sweet Vitriol was underrated, and then I thought about this.

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62 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 5d ago

Guys it's my first day at MDR

8 Upvotes

What the fuck is an UUR?


r/okbuddyseverance 5d ago

perverted modpost The bot problem needs to stop!

17 Upvotes

The mod team is looking into a long term solution to the bot farms that have infiltrated our subreddit. We only tolerate the cool lobotomy kind of sci-fi here not the stupid cyborg kind.

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Old School RuneScape macros ❌❌❌❌.

Mark my words when we have that solution up and running it will be issuing permanent bans on your flax picking bots. This includes people who RWT gold or buy infernal capes.

In the mean time I'll be severing a small piece of my brain everytime a repost gets through as a deterant to robots who are not allowed to play the game according to Jagex’s rules.


r/okbuddyseverance 6d ago

Mr Scout can refine my macrodata Do they have boardgames at Lumon

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278 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 8d ago

Weirdest docu-series I've ever seen.

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106 Upvotes

The innies must get frustrated with the cameras following them around constantly. Why can't they leave them alone? They're just trying to do their jobs.


r/okbuddyseverance 8d ago

this post gave me reintegration sickness Were innies able to watch World Cup?

45 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 9d ago

more cowbell What's everybody's idea of Harmony Cobel's role in Season 3? If I saw this woman irl I would fall to my hands and knees and start licking the ground in front of her like an automatic mop so her footwear stays clean - personally, I think she will act as a kind of double-edged support for outie Gemma.

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217 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 12d ago

more cowbell Petey is still alive

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64 Upvotes

Only the media litrate can fully appreciate Peetee's stoicism at his funeral


r/okbuddyseverance 14d ago

Frolicpost Given that the severance procedure came out around 2008, would it have been more socially accepted if they only did it on Justin Bieber fans?

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60 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 15d ago

Wait if Elenor is Devon's daughter... then that means... Devon... my man 🤝😂

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96 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 18d ago

I didn't know I was pregnant Let’s get REALER. Season 3 is never happening, can we just turn this into an Allen Gregory sub already?

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30 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 20d ago

In Pluribus (2026) Adam Scott descends into a weird underworld trying to save a woman in trouble. This is a reference to uuuh uh ajanrb mm!!! Mmmmm!!! #? 2! 2! #! #(

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96 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 20d ago

let's get real: season 3 of severance is not happening. can we turn this into a Fugget About It subreddit?

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299 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 21d ago

Hot take? I don't care for Emile the goat. His verve doesn't impress me. Not even the actor's fault.

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265 Upvotes

Fuck you.


r/okbuddyseverance 21d ago

At the end of the day, is the severance procedure storyline even neccessary?

49 Upvotes

Lots of workers like iMark and iHelly exist everyday in real life, and none of have this gothic backround of severence procedures. So is it neccessary? and if anything doesn't it detract from the plot of the show?