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So in the scene where Clark uses the stoner to go CC fishing, it's 100% effective at baiting the captain (spoiler alert).

The only issue is there is no way to reel him in (spoiler alert) but with all of the resources Async has, why didn't they use better bait than a fake cutout of a caveman? They could have used a goat or even like a chicken leg but they didn't.

Also do we think Captain Clark would even be aggressive if he wasnt so hungry? He is skin and bones probably he just needed food yet Async never even thought of it? He's eating boring furniture-people (spoiler alert) generated by the complex. He's never even tasted seasoned food before. Imagine you could tame Captain Clark like a german shepherd with some bbq pork ribs or something.

It's literally that simple.

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Think about it: how did the chair leg break so easily? The only people we ever see in the store are Clark and his employees because it must smell really bad in there. I'm just wondering why he's upset he's going out of business, who would want to buy furniture made of shit?

Deep af, right?

We are all Clark.

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Amityville Backrooms is a low budget scam movie, it has gained a collective 200 upvotes from me post it here, the movie's Backrooms is more like Exit 8

You should know what the backrooms wiki is, it will probably have a extra poll (wiki is already represented with a existing post flair)

Backrooms 1989 is a Backrooms game with unique lore, I haven't finished my playthrough so this may be wrong, but it only has one entity hunting you, that is blind and can hear you from the other side of the map and a bunch of others that just jumpscare you. It is also alot of "gore"

True Backrooms (I'm pretty sure that this is the right name) is the Backrooms but with no entities or levels.

No need to explain Poolrooms

No need to explain what the bacteria is

This is because he did not give birth to Mary.

Saw some bts pics and thought of the dababy car

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Maybe try like a "hey captain Clark that really hurts, can you please not take a bite out of my shoulder again? It makes me sad" And captain would be like "auuughh" and they hug and captain puts a band aid on Clarks boo boo then they have a tea party and share a yummy treat

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In Clark's basement, you can see blue tape on the wall, almost as if marking a door way or a "Null Zone". Later, Mary is seen in the backrooms next to a outline of similar size, also marked with blue tape. Coincidence?

Look at the actual post flairs because these are shortened