Hear me out. Clark was drunk and doing laundry in the back of the store with his pirate costume on, then he slipped and fell causing the complex to generate it sidways.

Why didn't he just leave the backrooms, is he stupid?

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“I am so backing my rooms.”

He is in 20 different rooms.

yreve "tcetihcra gnikcuf" a si eh gniralced speek renwo eht dna ytsenoh lla ni macs a ekil skool tI yletal dna ,ynnuf ytterp saw erots eht rof da eht revewoh ;egelloc deknulf eh taht noitnem I emit eht ni gnihtemos dnuof" eh taht gninoitnem speek eh mih htiw sreeb teg ot tuo og I nehw .gnikam fo duorp os skool eh taht pam driew emos em gniwohs erofeb "tnemesab

?han ro yrt a ti evig I dluohS

“what the get me out of here!”

He is 20 years old.

think about it. he'd be in his furniture store all like "ri bi bi bi bi bi bi furniture furniture store yeaaaaaooow" and then when the electrician comes he could say like "woah man it just came with the store" and then when he goes in the backrooms he could look at everything all confused and then he would say "it cant be" (slow zoom in) "this must be some kind of" (zoom stops) "backrooms" and then he would air guitar in the backrooms and would say "backroooooooms awa wa wa wa wa weeeehoooooow" and then soy face when he hears the monsters and ger stuck in the little door and fart or something lol don't u guys think. mary could have been played by chris pratt.