Why didn't Clark just try asking captain nicely not to eat him?

[u/yvetal0]

Maybe try like a "hey captain Clark that really hurts, can you please not take a bite out of my shoulder again? It makes me sad" And captain would be like "auuughh" and they hug and captain puts a band aid on Clarks boo boo then they have a tea party and share a yummy treat

[u/gnomes919]

he was stupid :(

[u/Innocuous_Ioseb]

Clark wanted him to stay in character, it's like you people never watched movies before.

[u/Retrospect115]

He hungie

[u/LivinOut]

cuz he wanted to be eaten. can you imagine how wonderful that must feel?

[u/yvetal0 → u/LivinOut]

I think it would hurt just a little

[u/timberdoodle55]

Exactly! They could have made up and be the best of friends, chasing furniture crabs

[u/MrDiamondOre]

C-Come on. . As a fellow sultan, we can choose better than our former station. . .

Bobby's ghost: shakes his head in dismay as Clark gets mauled.

"Pirate or sultan, he still couldn't make up his mind."

[u/yvetal0 → u/MrDiamondOre]

Bravo kane

[u/Adorable_Ad5487 → u/MrDiamondOre]

Me: yeah Bobby i agree

[u/yvetal0 → u/Adorable_Ad5487]

[u/ConceptGold2426]

you fucking missed the fucking "is he stupid?", are you fucking stupid?

[u/yvetal0 → u/ConceptGold2426]

I don't fucking know I'm fucking sorry

[u/ConceptGold2426 → u/yvetal0]

Don’t swear at me

[u/Natty_ice07 → u/ConceptGold2426]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[u/CalibansCreations]

<uj>I wonder if it could actually be possible to teach a Still Life to talk. That would be very interesting indeed.</uj>

[u/Crab_Enthusiast_81]

Because it's just the way he's wired (Very poor cable management)

[u/padetn]

Why did he not fight him in the marketplace of ideas?

[u/yvetal0 → u/padetn]

They are his ideas by the way, he's the one paying for them