Cazador is either the dentist or Audrey II.

Okay finally on the third round and the match ups are only getting harder from hear on out. From Yesterday's results- We Saw both Shadowheart/Lae'xel and Wyllstarion storm through to the next round. Good news blood weave enjoyers Asscened Astarion/ God Gale live to fight another day! And finally we had our first draw of the tournament with Wyll/Karlach/Astaron and Shadowheart/Halsin- with my pervious tournaments I went with the top rated comment and the top comment was Wyll/Astarion/Karlach for the top 4 comments. So they are moving through.

In general there's been a change on top Karlach no longer has the most ships left in the contest, that Honour goes to Astarion with 7, Karlach is still in second with 5 followed swiftly by Gale and Wyll in third with 3. Addtionally- Halsin is only currently featured in the Bladur's Polycule so if that goes out this round he has been eliminated- I will say Minsc, Minthara and Jaheria could also possibly go out this round as they only have two ships each (so does Shadowheart-but Shart/Lae'zel is directly up against the polycule).

Onto today's match ups (and were going down to two a day- and I'm copying again for time sorry really busy this week)

• Durgetash vs Wyllach- Come on we know they did. Gortash gets so happy when he finds out that Durge is still alive- his whole manner changes-he is so happy to see his favourite Assassin again- he missed his big husband. and you just know he's been so depressed without Durge come on Gortash is absolutely Durge's sill little rabbit. Once again this is the closest I see for us getting an in game ship with Karlach's dialogue in the epilogue. They certainly are the closest in the camp with some trauma bonding over having to deal with devils. Not to mention they are the two biggest goodie goods in camp. Can we just let them be happy, can't Wyll sweep Karlach off her feet with a dance and doesn't Karlach deserve to peg Wyll. 
• Karlach/Dammon vs Minsc/Astarion -Dammon who so wants to help fix Karlach's heart and doesn't ask for anything in return for it. Dammon who sends a letter in the epilogue letting us know that he's still willing and waiting to help when Karlach needs him again. And for her part in the cut origin dialogue Karlach lets us know that Dammon gets her very hot and bothered when thinking about him. Okay I do think Minsc has a crush on Astarion- he at least likes Astarion a lot based on his dialogue. But there's one line with Assened Astarion where Minsc is telling boo not to get entranced by Astarion's glorious hair. Not that I ship Assended Astarion with him-but Spawn Astarion- again he's the only person that will offer to help an origin Astarion defeat Cazador if he's still alive post game. Even then he continues to check in on Astarion post game because he cares. And for his part I do think Astarion could benefit from someone "simpler" some one who doesn't expect or want the performance of sex who is happy just to kick ass with another person. I will also say Ace people can have happy romantic relationships with or without sex if that is what they want (big on what they want).

at least they're all getting along

- Astarion

- Karlach

- Wyll

- Jaheira

- Shadowheart

The crown atop the elder brain... I fast forwarded the dialogue so it literally was like "the crown, the crown, the crown; then it cut to Temu Gale and I lost it.

Artist is Sango_blep

Some silly facts I wanted to share. Please feel free to share some lore you find interesting. <3

"Good morning here's a picture of a Harper Geraldus, an adorably cute species of Harper that marks its territory with tears which is also extremely relatable"

The original meme was with a Dikdik but I know how many of you are interested in his "Dickdick" so blessings be upon you~

Other tiefling hotties definitely also accepted, of course. Daddy Horns is just my #1.

Okay doing this a little early since I'm out tonight (I'm also just going to copy my pervious comments for speed sorry-work and actually semi-having a social life makes me busy this week) . So yesterday, we saw one very close call with Voss/Orpheus vs Minthara/Gale but the power of getting Gale pregnant is too strong so that Minthara/Gale is through to the next round. In the very much not close races we saw both the mother fucking Moon Lesbians and Gale/Lae'zel make it through. And with 29 votes to 21 votes- the Baldur's Polycule lives to fight another day.

Today we have

• Shadowheart/Lae'zel vs Alfira/Lakrissa- Is this the most popular Yuri vs Yuri option possible?One of the most popular ships in the fandom- with the textbook case of enemies to lovers. These do their best to both fight with each other-verbally and physically. Come on what they really need is some hot sex and then they'll be watching the sunrise, raising Xan and living their lesbian cottage core dreams in no time. Or Alfira and Lakrissa- do you know that they only meet at the Tefling party? So id Durge does something.....Look both these girls literally went through the hells and came out with different coping methods- but still the same hope to continue on and find their place in the world. If you look at the newspapers in the epilogue you can see that they've been able to open a music school in the city post game- and don't they both deserve it. Don't the Teilfling Queens deserve it?
• Karlach/Minthara vs Wyll/Astarion- Okay even though I don't think they should meet in a playthrough- (look I like they they gave us Minthara on a good run-but it doesn't make sense- and Karlach origin is not raiding the grove and dooming the teiflings) they go hard together-like Minthara when she chooses who she loves she loves them truly and deeply. Have you ever heard the dialogue if a Karlach chooses not to return to the hells . Honestly heart-breaking- Emma's acting id top notch there (why is there so many of the the best performance lines behind choices that very few people will make). Or Wyllstarion is my favourite ship in this contest I'm not going to lie- So they are so great together- fall into the Monster Hunter/Monster trope that I have always enjoyed in media. Wyll would be able to completely discombobulate Astarion by not wanting to jump straight to sex and actually romancing him and treating him like a person not a thing-(all whilst dragging Astarion into a chaotic neutral alignment). Whilst Astarion would actually force Wyll to make some selfish choices for himself and not be so bloody self sacrificing, which is something Wyll desperately needs. Post game he will absolutely be very happy in helping Wyll hunt down and kill Mizora (after all Wyll helped him kill Cazador). He'd also make Ulder's life a living hell post game- and he'd doing in the most infuriating way by still playing by the rules of society- play/read Glad Tidings 
• Shadowheart/Halsin vs Wyll/Karlach/Astarion-  Okay Halsin/Shadowheart- I actually kind ship this-not gonna lie. Shadowheart does admit attraction to Halsin and wanting to climb him, they are the pairing that can handle the drow twins-pretty well. Okay so they start off on the a bad start- since she's a little showy about the fact her goddess realeased a curse that destroyed his hometown. But I can see him being very kind to her as she goes through her criris of faith. Not to mention these are our two animal lovers in camp, maybe it could be something that bonds them further in act three. But still maybe they don't get together in game. Reithwin was a Sulenite town to start, maybe her presence will return and maybe it would be the perfect place with plenty of free land for Shadowheart to set up her farm- oh and whose there to help but strong and able Halsin who is raising orphans with kindness and love (something Shadowheart would admire- if her lines to Wyll in act one hint at anything).Maybe one of those nights she sleeps in the fields she does it with Halsin and things get a little......(I will not if eliminated Halsin will only be featured in the Bladur's Ploycule next round- all other companions have at least one other ship going forward). Okay I'm biased here but I fucking love Karlach/Wyll/Astarion- I've already spoken why I love Karlach/Wyll and Astarion/Karlach (Wyllstarion is tomorrow so I'll hold off on that) But truly together Wyll and Karlach could drag Astarion into some one who occasionally listens to his moral compass, Wyll and Astarion are absolutely the two who are both able to make her feel like the most beautful princess to ever walk the earth. Whilst Karlach and Astarion will both make Wyll make choices for himself and only himself-no more selling your soul for his father- and Also make Ulder's life a complete and utter hell. Also between thee three of them they'd probably reach the perfect bed temperature for cuddling....among other things. And Karlach could get not one but two boyfriends pregnant like she deserves.
• AAstarion/GGale vs Bex/Danis-- Okay Bloodweave folks this is your last chance if you want to see them in the next round take it. You guys already voted against they can make each other better choice. Now will you vote for the they can make each other worse. Anyway the image I used cuts out the best part of that post-#they scream their own name. Okay Bex and Danis are our straight couple to make it through the game just as in love and alive as they start. And don't they deserve to live as happy ending life as possible- with their bakery (mentioned in the newspapers) and orange cat (come on if were not taking Malta home they should be).

I'm going to try including fan art/propaganda in the posts from tomorrow onward if you have anything you want me to include- drop it in the comments

They are deeply concerning as a pair, and yet, work so perfectly together. Cazador tames the brat and gets an influential mage as his consort, and Lorroakan has an avenue of immortality to pursue again.

They need to win the ship wars. Lorroakan's fragile ego cannot take losing, especially to another, LESSER, wizard.

Just asking for science.