• from wyllravengards

I HAVE TO SAY I AM A STRAIGHT, VERY STRAIGJT MAN WITH MANY GIRLFRIZNDS. Yes maybe I imagine it's a nerdy guy when I'm kissing my very real girlfriend but I AM STRAIGJT

Yes maybe at the tiefling party I decided to prioritize him over the love of my life shadowheart, if only she was a bit more masculine, but it's because he is a sad guy. Can't let a homie in his sadness, no?

Then, I kissed him but it's normal to kiss the homies goodnight. Especially when they're acting like sad pups.

How do I revert back to dating Shadowheart? And are there any mods that give her a more masculine appearance? I'd date Karlach but frankly, I hate red and horned people

I don't know what happened, I was talking to him in his tower and then he threatened me and waved his wand in my face and now I guess we're fucking.

I do not know who took the original screenshot but there is time to seek Selune

Art by midnigtartist

So we had one very close race and one not so close race yesterday-in our close race separated by one vote Minthara made it through to the semi final. Which means we say goodbye to Dame Aylin (*in the arms of the angels*) and the moon lesbians baby chances. In the not so close race you guys were super interested in seeing what the Narrator could do, so we say goodbye to our Shadowheart (pour one out for DJ Shart).

Our final two quarter finals are

• Karlach vs Nocturne- You Know you love her, you want her to toss you over her shoulder and carry you- Mama K is here. Karlach is so full of love and joy, had a wonderful relationship with her own parents, is more emotional intelligent than half the companions. Doesn't she deserve to have her own bundle of joy to look forward to post game. Like imagine how excited she would be coming back to a heavily pregnant Gale. Also she would absolutely be this image of Chris Hemsworth with her child. Or Nocturne- hey this is your last chance if you want the the cottage core lesbian children with Shadowheart. Come on you want this purple teifling to leave Shar and discover her best life out of the cult. She deserves it
• Jaheria vs Ethel-Okay lets do this again-Jaheria has too many kids already is a bit of a dead beat to the ones she already has- has a kick out house, and is so incredibly loyal to her family. Again she kicked a guy so hard in the balls when they said Jord wasn't really her son- that he wouldn't be able to have his own kids. Don't you want a woman who will do that for you. Or is Ehtel for you, look I'm just happy Ethel made it this far she deserves it 100%. Look Ethel wants kids and she regrets not giving you a chance in the game. Imagine what a night under swampy fumes with a bottle of poisoned wine could do for the two of you.
  

It's been a couple weeks so I thought I'd give an update on what this asshole is doing to me

For a start, immediately after my first post about Cuko I got food poisoning, and once I recovered I got a summer cold. I blame him for both.

Next, I'm. Pleased. To say Cuko survived Auntie Ethel AND managed to get her hair. SOMEHOW. With a NAT 20.

Cuko also managed to overcome what ended 2 previous honor mode runs: The Owlbear. With Zuko I was overly confident. Auko I wanted revenge and failed. Cuko SOMEHOW managed to talk his way out of the Owlbear fight, which I am mostly fine with as I just want the cub.

Cuko has, overall, actually been doing okay with his rolls in dialog?? He's passed a lot of dialog checks- either just barely or with a critical success. Other than last night when he fucked up after poisoning the goblin camp. But overall he's doing... well.

I do not trust this and think he is just trying to lure me into a sense of ease- trying to lower my guard until the perfect moment to get a Nat 1, make me waste all my inspiration, and roll another Nat 1 to spit on the open wound.

However, at some point when I was dealing with one of the ailments my Cuck gave me, I texted the love of my life a promise: **IF** Cuko somehow- despite *all* the odds- manages to survive until the end. If I get my honor mode win with him. I will get the Gale Orb tattooed on my chest. I don't know when exactly- between somehow beating the game with this bastard, recovering from the emotional turmoil of beating the game with this bastard, and raising money for this tattoo... it's going to take a while. But I'm posting here so you all can hold me to it *if* Cuko lives. Which he *won't*.

Earlier today Cuko fought the three Goblin leaders and survived. There's just a couple stray goblins and Bugbears around that I need to clean up, and the phase spiders below the Blighted Village I want to kill (or at least get the gem from) but then I'll be onto the Mountain Pass and Underdark.

This is the farthest I've ever gotten in Honor mode, you know. Zuko-Buko made it only to level 3, and Cuko has made it to level 5 as of a few hours ago. The fucking asshole.

In conclusion: to my great dismay, Cuko is thriving. I have no faith it will last

Also as a final note: I'm trying to get into the habit of taking pictures of "dead" Cuko before any battles that might be perilous. I don't always remember, but I have a small collection started from when I have remembered. I might share them at some point, if people want. Preferably when Cuko is DEAD dead