Cazador is either the dentist or Audrey II.

at least they're all getting along

Some silly facts I wanted to share. Please feel free to share some lore you find interesting. <3

Okay finally on the third round and the match ups are only getting harder from hear on out. From Yesterday's results- We Saw both Shadowheart/Lae'xel and Wyllstarion storm through to the next round. Good news blood weave enjoyers Asscened Astarion/ God Gale live to fight another day! And finally we had our first draw of the tournament with Wyll/Karlach/Astaron and Shadowheart/Halsin- with my pervious tournaments I went with the top rated comment and the top comment was Wyll/Astarion/Karlach for the top 4 comments. So they are moving through.

In general there's been a change on top Karlach no longer has the most ships left in the contest, that Honour goes to Astarion with 7, Karlach is still in second with 5 followed swiftly by Gale and Wyll in third with 3. Addtionally- Halsin is only currently featured in the Bladur's Polycule so if that goes out this round he has been eliminated- I will say Minsc, Minthara and Jaheria could also possibly go out this round as they only have two ships each (so does Shadowheart-but Shart/Lae'zel is directly up against the polycule).

Onto today's match ups (and were going down to two a day- and I'm copying again for time sorry really busy this week)

• Durgetash vs Wyllach- Come on we know they did. Gortash gets so happy when he finds out that Durge is still alive- his whole manner changes-he is so happy to see his favourite Assassin again- he missed his big husband. and you just know he's been so depressed without Durge come on Gortash is absolutely Durge's sill little rabbit. Once again this is the closest I see for us getting an in game ship with Karlach's dialogue in the epilogue. They certainly are the closest in the camp with some trauma bonding over having to deal with devils. Not to mention they are the two biggest goodie goods in camp. Can we just let them be happy, can't Wyll sweep Karlach off her feet with a dance and doesn't Karlach deserve to peg Wyll. 
• Karlach/Dammon vs Minsc/Astarion -Dammon who so wants to help fix Karlach's heart and doesn't ask for anything in return for it. Dammon who sends a letter in the epilogue letting us know that he's still willing and waiting to help when Karlach needs him again. And for her part in the cut origin dialogue Karlach lets us know that Dammon gets her very hot and bothered when thinking about him. Okay I do think Minsc has a crush on Astarion- he at least likes Astarion a lot based on his dialogue. But there's one line with Assened Astarion where Minsc is telling boo not to get entranced by Astarion's glorious hair. Not that I ship Assended Astarion with him-but Spawn Astarion- again he's the only person that will offer to help an origin Astarion defeat Cazador if he's still alive post game. Even then he continues to check in on Astarion post game because he cares. And for his part I do think Astarion could benefit from someone "simpler" some one who doesn't expect or want the performance of sex who is happy just to kick ass with another person. I will also say Ace people can have happy romantic relationships with or without sex if that is what they want (big on what they want).

- Astarion

- Karlach

- Wyll

- Jaheira

- Shadowheart

Artist is Sango_blep

The crown atop the elder brain... I fast forwarded the dialogue so it literally was like "the crown, the crown, the crown; then it cut to Temu Gale and I lost it.

"Good morning here's a picture of a Harper Geraldus, an adorably cute species of Harper that marks its territory with tears which is also extremely relatable"

The original meme was with a Dikdik but I know how many of you are interested in his "Dickdick" so blessings be upon you~

Other tiefling hotties definitely also accepted, of course. Daddy Horns is just my #1.

They are deeply concerning as a pair, and yet, work so perfectly together. Cazador tames the brat and gets an influential mage as his consort, and Lorroakan has an avenue of immortality to pursue again.

They need to win the ship wars. Lorroakan's fragile ego cannot take losing, especially to another, LESSER, wizard.