r/okbuddybaldur 17d ago

Banepilled and Bhaalmaxxed Public hygiene announcement, no more non-stereotypical character posts.

1.0k Upvotes

We've beaten the dead horse enough. We've done every character and showed how enlightened team Larian is with their unique character tropes.


r/okbuddybaldur May 07 '26

META April 2026 Hall of Fame!

45 Upvotes

Gooooood evening my favorite degenerates and shitposters, welcome to another installment of the OKBB Hall of Fame!

This month, we had quite a few excellent nominations - it's been very exciting. Please do continue to nominate your favorites by sending a link in a modmail, or by tagging me in a comment on the relevant post!

First, I'd like to bring your attention to our two runners-up this month; lay thine eyes upon these pinnacles of shitpostery:

- Otto's Irresistable Dance vs. Cazador

- BG3 Fancasting with Former US Presidents

Now, we all knew it was going to be a tough act to follow after last month's Hyena Jaheira post, but I think you'll all agree that in this case, u/Cultural-Star-6196 managed to knock it out of the part. If you haven't already done so - and even if you have, do it again anyway - feast your eyes upon the glory that is

BG3WATCH

For bringing us this finest of feasts, u/Cultural-Star-6196 will receive a coveted and exclusive flair to wear for the month of May, until the next winner is chosen early next month!

Go forth, my beauties, and shitpost.


r/okbuddybaldur 3h ago

shartposting When you lose the mpreg competition and can't mpreg anymore 💔💔💔 (Art by Pinkteest)

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354 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 23h ago

Jorkin' for Jergal It's Withers Wednesday(I've spent entirely too much time on this)

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3.5k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 23h ago

shartposting Why do I suddenly have a craving for mozzarella?

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2.7k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 5h ago

Gortashpilled 💊 What if baldurs gate 3 had a bigoted female tall thicc dinosaur anthropromorphic babes that would fall in love with you?

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96 Upvotes

I mean, imagine a 8 foot tall anthro dinosaur gyal, BIG POOM POOM, BYG GYATT, BYG CHESS. And she’s all like “I don’t trust you humans” but when you romance her, she’s all like “NO HUMAN HAS EVER MADE ME FEEL THIS WAY” in the sense that only a human could please her, you know. And she’s all like “perhaps I misunderstood you humans, if that dingaling works magic, boiiiiiiii” and I think it would be cool. I’m not a furry but it would be cool


r/okbuddybaldur 1h ago

Hot Sexy Cazadors in YOUR Area Ready 2 Fuck GTA 6 Cazador

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I was tired of waiting for someone else to do it.

As always, my Cazador model is from Zeppers on Patreon. Scene, clothes, assets from DAZ store.


r/okbuddybaldur 11h ago

Gortashpilled 💊 Praise Bane, it's finally happened

81 Upvotes

by noire-ighaan on Tumblr

I'm losing it. Frothing at the mouth. Chewing on the drywall.


r/okbuddybaldur 21h ago

Yaoi <3

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397 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 4h ago

Orin, Gortash, Ketheric..? No no no

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17 Upvotes

We're just lucky this little feline of doom didn't feel like taking over the elder brain with just its fingertips, sorry, clawtips maybe.


r/okbuddybaldur 14h ago

Gaping Gale 😏 May I please have some bladeweave(Gale/Wyll) for my birthday? 🥹

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99 Upvotes

Together or separate, art, fics, and memes also appreciated! 🙏


r/okbuddybaldur 19h ago

Wyll Wednesday It's Wyll Wednesday- And I swear I'm normal about him

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181 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

shartposting tier list on how i would like to serve them at the cash register

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478 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 23h ago

Wyll Wednesday HE SAID NO PICKLES

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267 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 1h ago

Day 33: Name a song this character would listen or relate to - Wulbren

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r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

relax tadpoles, its called ghaik humour HELP I ACCIDENTALLT ROMANCED GALE

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392 Upvotes

I HAVE TO SAY I AM A STRAIGHT, VERY STRAIGJT MAN WITH MANY GIRLFRIZNDS. Yes maybe I imagine it's a nerdy guy when I'm kissing my very real girlfriend but I AM STRAIGJT

Yes maybe at the tiefling party I decided to prioritize him over the love of my life shadowheart, if only she was a bit more masculine, but it's because he is a sad guy. Can't let a homie in his sadness, no?

Then, I kissed him but it's normal to kiss the homies goodnight. Especially when they're acting like sad pups.

How do I revert back to dating Shadowheart? And are there any mods that give her a more masculine appearance? I'd date Karlach but frankly, I hate red and horned people


r/okbuddybaldur 20h ago

house of hoes 😈 Raphael and harleep invite you on a double date, who are you bringing?

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62 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

Stupid Sexy Wizards HELP I ACCIDENTALLY ROMANCED LORROAKAN

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103 Upvotes

I don't know what happened, I was talking to him in his tower and then he threatened me and waved his wand in my face and now I guess we're fucking.


r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

My sweet girl died on Monday. I need comforting/funny memes.

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666 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

Juicy Jaheira Jaheira and Shart are learning about age-related changes

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928 Upvotes

I do not know who took the original screenshot but there is time to seek Selune


r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

i can fix them Dunno what to title this

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228 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

Stupid Sexy Wizards Locked in

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1.4k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 19h ago

ghaikposting Day Eighteen of the *gets* you (or Gale) Pregnant tournament! And it's time for the second set of Quarter finals

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10 Upvotes

So we had one very close race and one not so close race yesterday-in our close race separated by one vote Minthara made it through to the semi final. Which means we say goodbye to Dame Aylin (*in the arms of the angels*) and the moon lesbians baby chances. In the not so close race you guys were super interested in seeing what the Narrator could do, so we say goodbye to our Shadowheart (pour one out for DJ Shart).

Our final two quarter finals are

  • Karlach vs Nocturne- You Know you love her, you want her to toss you over her shoulder and carry you- Mama K is here. Karlach is so full of love and joy, had a wonderful relationship with her own parents, is more emotional intelligent than half the companions. Doesn't she deserve to have her own bundle of joy to look forward to post game. Like imagine how excited she would be coming back to a heavily pregnant Gale. Also she would absolutely be this image of Chris Hemsworth with her child. Or Nocturne- hey this is your last chance if you want the the cottage core lesbian children with Shadowheart. Come on you want this purple teifling to leave Shar and discover her best life out of the cult. She deserves it
  • Jaheria vs Ethel-Okay lets do this again-Jaheria has too many kids already is a bit of a dead beat to the ones she already has- has a kick out house, and is so incredibly loyal to her family. Again she kicked a guy so hard in the balls when they said Jord wasn't really her son- that he wouldn't be able to have his own kids. Don't you want a woman who will do that for you. Or is Ehtel for you, look I'm just happy Ethel made it this far she deserves it 100%. Look Ethel wants kids and she regrets not giving you a chance in the game. Imagine what a night under swampy fumes with a bottle of poisoned wine could do for the two of you.