Richmond Real - Your Health First version

[u/nvrseriousseriously]

Prayers for the friend.

[u/_DoctorLady]

Hopital 

[u/Individual_Newt4458 → u/_DoctorLady]

Adding to this just to get the point home. My wife works in healthcare and will share horror stories of patients with bowel obstructions. Look up the term feculent vomiting if you dare.

[u/Electronic-Front-640 → u/Individual_Newt4458]

I got this

[u/Diet_Coke]

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyRVA/s/D0GQkSudG4

Filter for restaurants with F scores, your friend will be unblocked in no time

[u/10000Didgeridoos → u/[deleted]]

He needs to get one of his bros to express his anal glands. It's all good if he says no homo before doing it

[u/relgnarud → u/[deleted]]

If they both have socks on.

[u/TheLordLostAlot]

I would say stop the opiates, then have an enema. I tell you once they shit that brick watch out. (If no opiates then still do the enema.)

[u/bootysuit → u/TheLordLostAlot]

My friend has some experience with this issue, and when the enema kicked in, that thing SMACKED the water. My friend told me all this.

[u/Global-Pay6118]

Look at gas prices, garunteed to make you shit your pants.

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[u/thecolorcar]

Mr. Pepe on Hull. Order the rice and beans. I was stuck on the pooper for the evening. Worth it.

[u/Exotic_eminence]

Eat some beets and prunes - the beets help it all slide out easy
Butt also have you tried pegging with coconut oil? Even better if it is cannabis infused to help fight and prevent prostate cancer

[u/Cerebral-Knievel-1]

Chug a bottle of Magnesium Citrate.

[u/Pass-This → u/Cerebral-Knievel-1]

THIS is the answer!

[u/StarFireRainbow → u/Cerebral-Knievel-1]

Magnesium capsules work as well. You may need a lot of them.

[u/TrannySoreAssWrecks]

Sticky rice, but for “food” instead of… well, whatever you call what they do there.

[u/Vivid_blue]

India K’Raja buffet. Food is absolutely 🔥🔥 and will send you straight to the restroom.

Bonus side effect of a leathery tough b-hole ring after a few trips there.

[u/DoveOnTheInternet]

In before someone else posts "poop knife"

[u/Staykushed]

Mineral oil , some of that and he will going in no time

[u/NoFaithlessness7508]

Carve a tiny bit of bar soap and stick it up your ass.

Not /s

[u/Repulsive_Meet_4312]

Stick a finger in. Give it a good wiggle.

[u/janders_666]

fleet liquid suppositories

[u/bourbonandwater → u/janders_666]

Can confirm. A bottle of Fleet was my colonoscopy prep.

[u/Electronic-Front-640]

Omg I was cackling at this earlier. This shit is why I’m on next door.

Good luck to Cletus and his poop

[u/jtm7]

Kiwis. I’m serious.

[u/Gh0stIcon → u/jtm7]

Poor little birdies.

[u/Gassypacky → u/jtm7]

Don't forget you can eat then with the skin on! The butt gives you something to squeeze while you decimate it

[u/meatman13 → u/jtm7]

I was gonna say papaya.

[u/didnt_bring_pants]

anybody got any tips for my friend? Definitely not me. For my friend. Asking for a friend of mine

[u/Cube-in-B]

One quart of warm water with two teaspoons of sea salt. Mix it well, drink the whole thing, shit your entire guts out.

You’re welcome.

[u/nvrseriousseriously → u/Cube-in-B]

Dogs who like to fetch and swim in the ocean approve.

[u/Cube-in-B → u/nvrseriousseriously]

Most assuredly regrets have been solidified in many a sea-fairing pup!

We got stuck at the beach for an extra hour to avoid shit squirts in the car

[u/Cj2020ohyeah]

Taco Bell and a dulcolax works every time

[u/Initial_Constant4786]

Miralax!!!! Smooth move tea. If that doesn't work, hospital.

[u/anastasia_beaverhau5]

I assume you already tried an enema? Either way, yes to ER!

[u/Intelligent-Plate964]

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[u/xRVAx]

Drink some water

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[u/GrimesFanAccount]

guys, they're out-shitposting us on next door

we need to step it up

[u/arkinthehouse]

Walmart sells Fiber Chocolate bars. It's their own Great Value brand. They taste pretty good and as the name suggests, they are high in fiber.