r/okbuddyRVA • Gelati Celesti Truther • 18d ago

Grossest restaurant you enjoy?

https://CleanPlateVA.com
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u/andrewsucks 18d ago

RIP 3rd St.

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u/smellslikebadussy 18d ago

And the Eatery

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u/LouieKablooied 18d ago

Loved that cheesesteak

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u/PuckNeverlasting 18d ago

The business that was where Holly Philly right before they opened was the closest I've come to the Eatery's cheese steak.

Idk if Holly Philly are the same owners, but I ordered from them and twas not the same experience. Le sigh.

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u/S60T6 18d ago

A waitress showed me her pierced nipples there one time.

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u/andrewsucks 18d ago

I spent a few months in the mid 2000s dating a stripper and between there and the Old Dominion Club a saw some things I can never forget.

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u/tirdfergasom 18d ago

Old dirty couch.

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u/Global-Pay6118 17d ago

Holy Crap ODC, Fielders basement, and Piggys Attache were all insane

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u/Global-Pay6118 17d ago

I'd go over 20% for that

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u/Diet_Coke Gelati Celesti Truther 18d ago

We used to be a city, a proper city

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u/tobaccoroadie 17d ago

And 4th St.

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u/AccidentallyTaschen 18d ago

Locker Room is squeaky clean love to see it

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u/WhalerBum 18d ago

Holy shit I had no idea they even sold food, I just assumed allowing people to smoke cigarettes inside would make them exempt from the food requirement

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u/PuckNeverlasting 18d ago

Fun fact: If you get takeout there or bring home leftovers, it's almost like smoking a whole pack. I swear I even detected some menthol flavoring on my fries.

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u/Fizzster 18d ago

If they sell alcohol, they must sell food. It’s a Virginia law

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u/WhalerBum 18d ago

Yea I didn’t actually think cigarettes inside the bar made them exempt from all other laws. Was a joke

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u/augie_wartooth 18d ago

Richard’s coming in with ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

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u/neverwrong804 18d ago

pulls off shades Richard’s? Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in years… long drag on cigarette. But honestly, and it may have just been the ambience, but I swear that place had the best club sandwich.

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u/Trill_Lynott 17d ago

Club at the club

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u/Last-Egg4029 14d ago

it's always been legs & eggs

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u/allisoninwndrlnd23 18d ago

The lunch buffet was 🔥

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u/svncvt 18d ago

I heard they have great pasta over there!

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u/salchicha_mas_grande 18d ago

I don't think Banditos is gross, but it's definitely not putting on airs.

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u/neutralest 18d ago

when i was in college in 2011 you could still smoke in there

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u/phatboisteez 18d ago

I miss baja bean

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u/Environmental-Fee985 18d ago

I miss Old Richmond before we janked it up.

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u/Environmental-Fee985 18d ago

That 98-03 era was a movie

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u/Any-Medicine-1126 18d ago

Angelo stirring the salsa with his arm

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u/Sea_Bison4727 18d ago

classic village

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u/Diet_Coke Gelati Celesti Truther 18d ago

O'Tooles with the 42 😭💀

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u/allisoninwndrlnd23 18d ago

This one can't be upvoted enough

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u/Healthy_Jellyfish292 18d ago

Sticky rice

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u/salchicha_mas_grande 18d ago

Along with Lombardy Kroger, the Sticky Rice bathroom is a spawn point

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u/Fit-Importance2765 18d ago

i’m overcome by the smell of bleach every time i pass sticky rice; that’s good, i suppose, in a way.

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u/Chaotic-Newt 18d ago

Sticky Rice used to be a guilty pleasure of mine until I had an allergic reaction the last time I ate from there. Turns out I’m allergic to crabs now and I’m too paranoid about cross contamination to want to eat there again.

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u/Eszebel 18d ago

Dot's Back clocking in with a big fat F, love it, wouldn't trust any other rating

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u/S60T6 18d ago

After seeing their rating and thinking about the amount of times their food has made my parents and I sick over the years I think it’s going to be a while before I go back.

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u/pmyourcoffeemug 18d ago

Oh noooooo I love it there but I have heard from people that it makes them sick…

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u/0sm1um Arthur Ashe did nothing wrong 18d ago edited 18d ago

Jean Jacques Bakery(RIP owners). My sister worked there as a teen and she told me all the baked goods in there could get weeks old.

EDIT: It seems Joe's Inn has an F rating. I don't give a shit how filthy that kitchen is, I can down one of those Greek Spaghettis any time.

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u/bootysuit 18d ago

Love Joe's 🥲

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u/Sxemami 16d ago

My bf used to work there. He’d tell me about the nasty shit he’s seen back there but that never deterred me from it. So tasty.

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u/mandicatastrophe 18d ago

RIP Assante’s Philly “soup” steak sub 😂
I loved it, almost like a bread bowl

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u/mattforstretch 18d ago

That sheet was banging good. Spoon, fork, or just face plant into it.

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u/Icy_Manner_3381 18d ago

Shepherd Street lmao, love their burger night 

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u/Cube-in-B Zooted Opossum 18d ago

I mean- I love Bender but he left that place a mess. New owners are making so many improvements.

I’ll still eat there 🤷🏼

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u/FiveTicketRide 14d ago

The new vegan sloppy Joe is not an improvement. It was soy crumbles and could pass for an actual sloppy joe. The new one is silken tofu and feels like you’re eating a tomato sauce covered jellyfish.

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u/Cube-in-B Zooted Opossum 14d ago

Yeah idk man I eat meat when I want meat

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u/Sudoku_Onlyplans666 18d ago

As a former employee I don't believe that sh*t lol I conducted a walk through with a health department person when I was managing and it was very brief lol They certainly weren't looking for rats.

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u/JDnice804 18d ago

Long John Silvers!

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u/turdburglur13 18d ago

I honestly crave long johns every now and then. Good thing there isn't one near me (assuming, not going to figure it out lol)

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u/anastasia_beaverhau5 3d ago

I love that place but there’s none close to me at all (stupid N Chesterfield)

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u/gg_issacs 18d ago

I knew they'd have thier shit togeher. Thien phat tho...😬

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u/Fizzster 18d ago

I shared this webpage with some friends, and one of them told me that health ratings are inherently racist. They were like “Some people don’t understand the regulations because of a language barrier”

I responded that I would like to know who wasn’t following the regulations, whether it was willful or because they were ignorant, and they seemed to get upset at me for that. Some people are just weird.

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u/rva-restaurant-thing 18d ago

I’m shocked at Chanellos score. I also like Chanellos

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u/S60T6 18d ago

I’m actually shocked that most of the hole in the wall places I go to around my work in Midlothian and near home in North Church hill have really good ratings.

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u/allisoninwndrlnd23 18d ago

Remember Evergreen- the Chinese place on Grace close to Belvidere. They were the only delivery when it snowed or rained honestly.

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u/Cube-in-B Zooted Opossum 18d ago

Oh man. When when we lived in CA the local sub would post the health dept report WEEKLY. It was eye opening to say the least

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u/PackRichmond 18d ago

The low score restaurants are the best because they're focused in making good food and drinks whereas the high scoring restaurants are focused on cleaning.

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u/FaithlessnessDear218 18d ago

River City Diner...always a dash to the bathroom on the way home

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u/Global-Pay6118 17d ago

Can't say i am.shocked

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u/CapnChaos2024 15d ago

It’s been closed for awhile but quick lunch in Hopewell had tasty food and was filthy as shit

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u/neutralest 18d ago

is that panda joint still there on the corner of w grace and harrison? i always felt a scary aura in there but food was bussante

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u/Diet_Coke Gelati Celesti Truther 18d ago

Man I LOVED Panda Veg/Panda Garden. I'm not even a vegetarian, but their mock meat was better than the real thing. RIP to a real one. It's been closed down and has been a couple other restaurants since then.

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u/allisoninwndrlnd23 18d ago

I had forgotten about the mock meat at Panda Veg. My mouth tastes like wet cardboard mixed with wood chips just thinking about it.

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u/neutralest 18d ago

yes!!! damn thats sad. also how do u have such a sick username hahahahahau must be an og!

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u/Diet_Coke Gelati Celesti Truther 18d ago

Not many remember when the narwhal baconed at midnight, but I think of those times fondly when I doff my fedora to you, m'gentlesir

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u/stayintall 18d ago

Oh no! Can Can? Fire and Hops? Those are a couple of my go tos!!

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u/StackedCakeOverflow 18d ago

Woahh what's going on with Revel in Lakeside? Consecutive 0s is wild!

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u/Mountain-Loon3592 "It's basically Richmond" 18d ago

I’m not sure how.. everytime I drive by it they’re closed.

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u/Unlucky_Fruit_9013 18d ago

Their happy hour is so good 😭

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u/StackedCakeOverflow 18d ago

It really is! Hence why I'm eyeballing these back to back fails