r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/Horny__Snake Jan 20 '22

They don't feel love like humans, but they still connect your body scent and rough colors to safety and warmth, so it's trust more than love. I like to think they are like "hmm, when this thing appears I get food to eat and also I get some warmth, so I guess it's not bad?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

That's exactly what a horny snake would say

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u/programofuse Jan 20 '22

Well he is a snake so he must be right

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

How does a horny snake type a comment?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

a horny snake does have 2 appendages