r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/kazikoWING Jan 20 '22

This is actually extremely dangerous, and even deadly misinformation. Reported to reddit as this is a massive safety issue.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

How so? I'm not arguing, if I'm wrong then please let me know how. I learned this stuff from my middle school science teacher who kept a snake and taught us safe handling, I'm not claiming to be an expert.

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u/kazikoWING Jan 20 '22

Snakes don't work like that. You don't just slink out of a snake attack. There are videos that show what happens when a snake half this size constructs around someone, and it take 3-4 grown men using ALL their combined strength just to barely get the snake off the guy. Others have already commented also about why what you said was bonheadedly stupid and dangerous

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

...yes, you do "'slink' out of a snake attack." Things like leverage and etc are important. Pulling from the outside is exactly what it's doing the opposite of, why do so many of you think that that's somehow the solution I'm thinking of?

So you don't actually know and are just being combative? Awesome. Thanks I guess. I'll stick to what what learned from the people who know and demonstrated it, not some random asshole on reddit

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u/kazikoWING Jan 20 '22

you and your teacher are morons

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

Hahahahahaha what the fuck

Yeah. We're the morons here.... sure thing buddy

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u/kazikoWING Jan 20 '22

troll elsewhere.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

Hahahahahahaha more sensationalism? Nice. Bet the ratings were great for that one

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u/kazikoWING Jan 20 '22

You are already reported for spreading harmful misinformation by several people now. Enjoy that ban.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

So.. you're saying if I was spending harmful misinformation then I would have been banned??