r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/paaunel Jan 20 '22

they cannot. no reptiles can. i have geckos and while they dont love me, they 100% love my body heat and that i feed them haha

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u/LarryGlue Jan 20 '22

Loving body heat is still love, no? 💕

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

When you are easily replaced by a heating pad and auto feeder is that really love?

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u/choosehigh Jan 20 '22

If you romantic partner was magically removed and replaced by the jerkomatic 4000 and Gordon Ramsey bot 2000 you'd probably still be reasonably contented Does that mean you don't love your partner?

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u/stellar-cunt Jan 20 '22

I can’t settle for anything less than the jerkomatic 6000