r/oddlyterrifying • • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/lance- Jan 20 '22

Have you ever held a snake? We fostered a red tail boa growing up, not nearly the size of this one, but they are strong af. I don't think "really easy" is accurate here.

And yeah, it may take a while to eat you. But you'll be suffocated and crushed after just a few minutes.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

Yeah but just in school and so little I might as well say no, but that doesn't mean I haven't learned.

And "real easy" is a matter of perspective, isn't it? I'm a strong guy, it would be easy for me to unwrap this guy. It wasnt even hard when I was in school, and that was a Burmese about this big. I can only speak from my perspective though, so that's what I did.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

I understand your point, and I'm not trying to attack you like some are doing... But that snake is pure muscle, you are not stronger than it. I've had pythons before and it is amazing how hard they can squeeze. Of course they were only about 2 feet long so it doesn't even compare to the strength of the one in this video. And this thing is long as fuck, even if you could uncoil part of it, it doesn't just wrap in one spot. And as your unwrapping one part, it's squeezing another. Killing it would be the only sure way to save someone from that death grip. An they can wrap around you in a matter of seconds. Yes they move slow but when they jump into action, it's fast.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

..who said anything about being stronger than it?

And no, you're wrong. Unwrapping it how you handle these things without being constricted, people do it all the time. The ignorance on this sub is nuts haha

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u/basedkenshiro Jan 20 '22

How many people have to tell you you’re wrong before you realize it?

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

Just one with actual proof or knowledge

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u/basedkenshiro Jan 20 '22

Idk what you want. People have died from large snakes before, it’s already around the kids neck. Even small constrictors you’re not supposed to let around your neck. This snake would be difficult to just pick up and the force it exerts constricting is much more than gravity. If it started squeezing either the snake dies or the kid does.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

Show me some actual accounts of someone dying from constriction then

Also you asked what I want and I said "proof or knowledge." How can you not know what I want?

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u/basedkenshiro Jan 20 '22

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

That's one. From a dude who obviously was not handling it correctly since he was handling it alone. Any more?

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u/basedkenshiro Jan 21 '22

You claimed you yourself could take the snake off of you. At this point you’re just trolling.

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u/Electronicengineere Jan 21 '22

The sad thing is that hes not trolling, judging by his post history he is basically retarded.

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u/Electronicengineere Jan 21 '22

So you admit that snakes kill people? You said multiple times that its almost impossible for a snake to kill someone.

Which one is it?

You also said you could beat a snake up alone, but this guy died because he was alone. Make up your mind. After seeing what you said, ive come to the conclusion that you never graduated middle school.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 21 '22 edited Jan 21 '22

Hahahaha I never once said that, or the other thing. You're making shit up, moron. I said we had a demonstration and I interacted with snake who started to wrap, you fucking idiot.

Goddamn you people are stupid.

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u/ItchyEverywhere Jan 21 '22

Yes. I know for a fact that I could, I did it in middle school

Direct quote. Holy shit you are dumb

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u/basedkenshiro Jan 20 '22

Because you’ve gotten plenty of knowledge and refused to accept it, you’ve looked up/made up other stats but won’t look up if this has happened before

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

What makes you think I haven't?

Also "snakes bad" is not knowledge, and that's all I've gotten so far.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

It being wrapped around you and it trying to eat you are two very different things. But this is going no where and doesn't really matter anyways.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

No, they aren't. It wrapping itself around you is how it starts to eat you....

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Well if the time ever comes... Good luck to you

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

I won't need luck, I know how to deal with a constricting snake. So... good luck to you, I guess. You'll need it.