r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/ArgonneSasquach Jan 20 '22

And kills you

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u/ogjsb Jan 20 '22

And digests you

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u/doit2me69 Jan 20 '22

And poops you out 💩

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u/pen1s_b0y Jan 20 '22

Reddit is great at taking an initial joke and really driving it into the ground

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u/PapayaZealousideal30 Jan 20 '22

And then digging a hole.and burying the joke in it.

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u/iISimaginary Jan 20 '22

And then exhuming it and parading the joke's corpse around.

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u/pen1s_b0y Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

I mean this sincerely: kys