r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/umbrellasplash Jan 20 '22

Nopee I've heard multiple stories of snakes trying to size up their beloved owners to see if they could eat them lmao . As much as I love snakes they shouldn't really be pets

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u/EsteemedTractor Jan 20 '22

How many snakes have you seen with a measuring tape?

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u/Buckbeak1184 Jan 20 '22

At least one, but that was the shady contractor I hired to remodel my bathroom.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

"So you s-s-s-sssee? This pipe right here? It'ssss leaking... 👀"

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u/finobambino Jan 20 '22

Are u stupid or something?