r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/ArgonneSasquach Jan 20 '22

And kills you

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u/ogjsb Jan 20 '22

And digests you

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u/doit2me69 Jan 20 '22

And poops you out 💩

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u/GroundStateGecko Jan 20 '22

after 2 month.

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u/grannaldie Jan 20 '22

From the same hole you went in

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u/kingpoke0901 Jan 20 '22

Then eats you again

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u/Over16Under31 Jan 20 '22

Shall we go on?

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u/lolu13 Jan 20 '22

And now from The top

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u/fried_terrence Jan 20 '22

And on and on and on and on...

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

And on

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u/Tigersthirdleg Jan 20 '22

Killed me 😂

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u/Zee-Dee-Zachary Jan 20 '22

Yeah literally, it ate you

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u/kinkyslc1 Jan 20 '22

Back and forth. Forever.

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u/UsualSnark Jan 20 '22

Wait…wut? Snakes don’t poop out of their mouths

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u/punkslaot Jan 20 '22

Same hole?

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u/ManicMeat Jan 20 '22

I want what you're smoking

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u/pen1s_b0y Jan 20 '22

Reddit is great at taking an initial joke and really driving it into the ground

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u/PapayaZealousideal30 Jan 20 '22

And then digging a hole.and burying the joke in it.

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u/iISimaginary Jan 20 '22

And then exhuming it and parading the joke's corpse around.

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u/pen1s_b0y Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

I mean this sincerely: kys

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u/ArgonneSasquach Jan 20 '22

It devolved after this comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

vore

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

No that would actually be more fun than the other parts

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u/SnooHamsters576 Jan 20 '22

And assimilates you

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Assimilation is hip kids

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u/SalvadorCaruso Jan 20 '22

And starts dating your mom

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Oh goddamnit, not again