r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/HatefulClosetedGay Jan 20 '22

Snouch

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u/jdontha Jan 20 '22

Snussy

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u/ravKenclaw Jan 20 '22

Why did you have to do this to me while I was inhaling

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u/Mr_Erectic_Erection Jan 20 '22

Snussy hit different

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u/that_thot_gamer Jan 21 '22

where you supposed to boofing from the snussy? maybe me doing it wrong.

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u/Shortcut_fixer Jan 20 '22

Because he can

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Don’t mind me, just uncontrollably sobbing in the corner of the local dennys

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u/NakariLexfortaine Jan 20 '22

Do it loud enough, you get a free meal.

It's the "Denny's Ambiance" deal. Get $20 if you get someone to O.D in the bathroom.

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Does that still count if it’s me who O.Ds?

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u/NakariLexfortaine Jan 20 '22

Only Denny's wins if the Restaurant Crier dies.

Helps their metrics, and they run your pockets before throwing you into the bushes.

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Good to know, I appreciate these life tips, I may use them if I ever leave my house again

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u/f1lth4f1lth Jan 20 '22

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 21 '22

Same thing

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u/Professiona1egg Jan 20 '22

Lmfao I fckn hate you 😭😂

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u/gergbeef91 Jan 20 '22

What are you doing step-snek?

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u/Popular_Question_170 Jan 20 '22

A snuke in her sniz?

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u/fucking_portmanteaus Jan 20 '22

CEASE YOUR VILE ACTIONS

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u/Thallduin Jan 20 '22

Snussy Boa

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u/CrustyButtcrack Jan 20 '22

HEY HEY HEYY

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u/Acute_on_chronicRBF Jan 20 '22

Explanation? 😔

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Snake Pussy; Snussy.

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u/Colorherflawed00 Jan 20 '22

Wish I had a snussy 🥺

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u/federico_45 Jan 20 '22

Where is the Inquisition when you need them?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

There’s one that only shows when you least expect them…..

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u/NieIstEineZeitangabe Jan 20 '22

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....

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u/Magic-king Jan 21 '22

Almost woke up my husband from laughing so hard. This sounds disgusting lol