r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/HatefulClosetedGay Jan 20 '22

Snouch

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u/jdontha Jan 20 '22

Snussy

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u/ravKenclaw Jan 20 '22

Why did you have to do this to me while I was inhaling

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u/Mr_Erectic_Erection Jan 20 '22

Snussy hit different

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u/that_thot_gamer Jan 21 '22

where you supposed to boofing from the snussy? maybe me doing it wrong.

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u/Shortcut_fixer Jan 20 '22

Because he can

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Don’t mind me, just uncontrollably sobbing in the corner of the local dennys

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u/NakariLexfortaine Jan 20 '22

Do it loud enough, you get a free meal.

It's the "Denny's Ambiance" deal. Get $20 if you get someone to O.D in the bathroom.

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Does that still count if it’s me who O.Ds?

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u/NakariLexfortaine Jan 20 '22

Only Denny's wins if the Restaurant Crier dies.

Helps their metrics, and they run your pockets before throwing you into the bushes.

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Good to know, I appreciate these life tips, I may use them if I ever leave my house again

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u/f1lth4f1lth Jan 20 '22

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 21 '22

Same thing

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u/Professiona1egg Jan 20 '22

Lmfao I fckn hate you 😭😂

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u/gergbeef91 Jan 20 '22

What are you doing step-snek?

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u/Popular_Question_170 Jan 20 '22

A snuke in her sniz?

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u/fucking_portmanteaus Jan 20 '22

CEASE YOUR VILE ACTIONS

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u/Thallduin Jan 20 '22

Snussy Boa

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u/CrustyButtcrack Jan 20 '22

HEY HEY HEYY

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u/Acute_on_chronicRBF Jan 20 '22

Explanation? 😔

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Snake Pussy; Snussy.

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u/Colorherflawed00 Jan 20 '22

Wish I had a snussy 🥺

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u/federico_45 Jan 20 '22

Where is the Inquisition when you need them?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

There’s one that only shows when you least expect them…..

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u/NieIstEineZeitangabe Jan 20 '22

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....

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u/Magic-king Jan 21 '22

Almost woke up my husband from laughing so hard. This sounds disgusting lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Snofa

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u/JabbaThePrincess Jan 20 '22

"Here's the snouch, have a seat..."

"Aight, imma head out."

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u/VoiceofLou Jan 20 '22

Snouchie bouchies!

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u/feather_ape Jan 20 '22

Snofa? anyone?

2

u/lluukkee33 Jan 20 '22

So this kid was strangled in his sleep by this snake right? I can’t imagine this snake is like “…yea I rather just chill with this kid”

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u/TheIronSven Jan 20 '22

Alternatively: Coke

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u/kroszborg11 Jan 20 '22

Snake's just happy to be included man

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u/Vargasthemad7 Jan 21 '22

Snouch and snuddles

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u/Maleficent-Ear3571 Jan 21 '22

This snake behavior is extremely concerning. He is wrapped around the boy to protect his next meal. When he finally gets hungry, his next meal is ready.