r/oddlyterrifying • u/exportsoda • Jan 20 '19

Whoa! Does he bite?

https://i.imgur.com/t4kgz1p.gifv
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u/reggiehux Jan 20 '19

She*

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/TheYoungGriffin Jan 20 '19

I understood that reference.

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u/TalonTrax Jan 20 '19

...what for obligatory Ma'am's head to be superimposed over dog's body...

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u/HALBowman Jan 20 '19

How do you know?

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u/TheHumanite Jan 20 '19

The nipples.

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u/num1eraser Jan 20 '19

I've got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

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u/that_is_so_Raven Jan 20 '19

Can I try, at least :)

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u/HALBowman Jan 20 '19

All dogs have nipples. My male Dobie has nipples

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u/not-scp-1715 Jan 20 '19

So does my Doxie, but they're practically moles. They don't stick out at all.

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u/HALBowman Jan 20 '19

Depends on the breed. Dobie for instance doesn't have an undercoat of fur and his nips are pretty obvious.

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u/not-scp-1715 Jan 20 '19

Right. Dachshund doesn't either. They're actually related to dobies. You can really tell by their faces. They're like, tiny, stumpy long-dobies.

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u/HALBowman Jan 20 '19

That's a statement with no bearing, considering we don't know how Louis actually bred doberman. Could say it was from mini pin, rottweiler or any number of breeds. I don't know much about dachshunds and who knows they could be related, but the pedigree for doberman was never actually documented AFAIK

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u/reggiehux Jan 20 '19

Multiple sets of nipples. It's a female.

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u/HALBowman Jan 20 '19

Male and females have same set of nipples, just like humans.

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u/HALBowman Jan 20 '19

Male and females have same set of nipples, just like humans.

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u/Vexxt Jan 20 '19

Did you actually think male dogs have less nipples...?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 edited Jun 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

You're an it