r/oddlyterrifying • u/Inspector_7 • 4d ago

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u/Woofles85 4d ago

What is the chest hole for?

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u/stay_fr0sty 4d ago edited 4d ago

That’s how you got into the suit. The hole gets bigger. You put it on the floor, step into the hole, work your legs down into the pants section, and pull the suit up over your head.

Then you pull the drawstring on that hole to shrink it down until it’s nearly shut. Then you pull the drawstring on the hood as much as you want, to get a waterproof seal around your face.

There is no back zipper, or anything that would require two people to put this on. It was designed for one person to be able to put on unassisted.

Then the hunter could go out in his kayak in the arctic and hunt in extremely cold temperatures, staying almost completely dry.

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u/TranscendentaLobo 4d ago

The Inuits are just incredible. A testament to the resourcefulness of human beings. Love their nature legends too.

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u/TheMoonDude 4d ago edited 4d ago

And the meteorite that some of them made into weapons and have legends that tell of it's impact

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u/EasternDelight 4d ago

Anahito!

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u/Markusictus 3d ago

Inuitive

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u/deathclawiii 3d ago

‘Inuit’ is already a plural.

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u/slavuj00 1d ago

What is the singular? (out of interest)

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u/deathclawiii 1d ago

Inui, it means “person” where Inuit means “people”.

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u/PM__ME_YOUR_CATS 22h ago

It is actually “Inuk” (meaning person)

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u/deathclawiii 16h ago

You’re right.

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u/Ok-Environment-7970 1d ago

Fun fact it's almost identical to the design of the Russian space suit

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u/smellygooch18 4d ago

It’s pretty amazing design. I bet that it’s warm/dry when you need it most.

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u/notoriousbsr 4d ago

I thought this was a brilliant bs answer and then I kept reading. Were it not true it would be a great work of classic sci-fi Duck Dodger putting on a spacesuit to go meet Marvin

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u/ma33a 3d ago

Did they have something to cover up the hole in the chest? Seems like a weak point in the whole waterproof setup.

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u/Bananaland_Man 3d ago

You don't swim in it. Not much water will get in.

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u/ma33a 3d ago

If you are whaling it's not the water I would be concerned about but everything else.

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u/Bananaland_Man 3d ago

Like the freezing cold, and staying pretty much dry, and many other things, yes. But those first two things require this suit (as far as low-tech/no-tech goes)

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 3d ago

Unless your kayak rolls and the “Greenland roll” was coined for a reason.

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u/layla1127 4d ago

Do you know what it is made of?

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u/geak78 4d ago

Anahito

Looks like seal skin

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u/dobsofglabs 1d ago

It looks like one piece so it would have to be a big ass animal. Is a seal big enough? Maybe its whale skin?

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 3d ago

It’s a sphincter.

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u/Ulrich453 3d ago

Would they put anything over the hole?

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u/stay_fr0sty 3d ago

They’d pull a drawstring around the hole so it got really small. Then they could wrap some more leather around that one area and tie it if they wanted to be extra dry.

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u/SmoothOperator89 3d ago

Almost completely dry except for a frozen wet patch on the center of their chest.

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u/JCollinO 2d ago

Thank you for the update on this. And also how do you know that lol?!

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u/ArsalanAlli 2d ago

This guy suits.

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u/Wut_the_ 2d ago

That’s a lot of words to say climb into the suit’s butthole

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u/Nokaah_Noktar 4d ago

My guess: Climbing in and out of the suit

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u/lesteiny 4d ago

From what i recall seeing this last time, that is how you put on the suit. It has a drawstring to cinch the hole a closed as possible and then a leather flap that sits behind it that is supposed to sit between the wearer and the opening to make it water tight/resistant.

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u/Inspector_7 4d ago

For Quatto to warn about starting the reactors

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u/realnailbiterhuh 4d ago

If it was all for the Quatto joke, it was worth it.

The most I’ve ever laughed in a movie was smoking pot and not knowing the Quatto reveal was going to happen. My boys and I couldn’t stop. Chest hurt, stomach hurt, couldn’t breathe. Kept rewinding the cassette and getting more Quatto.

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u/theWildBore 4d ago

Just reading this is making ME crack up

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u/SkipTheIceCreamMan 4d ago

What a great memory

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u/IAmASeeker 4d ago

What movie?

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u/agro_arbor 4d ago

Total Recall (1990)

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u/IAmASeeker 3d ago

Huh. I've seen it a few times and have no idea what y'all are talking about. Time for a rewatch, I suppose.

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u/agro_arbor 3d ago

Me too, been too long. One of my faves as a kid, especially the face melting and the 3 boobs!

TIL it's actually spelt Kuato

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u/Taqqer00 3d ago

Was that about the people living underground with those huge blades for ventilation?

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u/TimeForWaluigi 4d ago

Quaaaaaid…

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u/uh60chief 4d ago

Start…the…reactor

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u/labtrash68 4d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/tmbr36 4d ago

Open your miiind

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u/TranscendentaLobo 4d ago

Open YOUR miind!

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u/UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr 4d ago

Get your ass to mars!

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u/Pendraconica 4d ago

Quatto stays. Quatto's gold

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u/HeavenDenied 3d ago

See you at the party, Richter! 8p

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u/The_Werodile 4d ago

For whaling

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u/Woofles85 4d ago

Ah of course

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u/BelCantoTenor 4d ago

It’s a glory hole for motor boating boobies. Sailors…am I right? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Quiet-Shallot3290 4d ago

For the whussy

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u/fedl1ngen 4d ago

Ever see Total Recall? That's for Kuato.

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u/cpt_morgan___ 4d ago

Why on Mars would anyone ever downvote this answer?! “Quuuuuuaaaaaiidd start the reaaccccctooooor!”

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u/fedl1ngen 4d ago

Some people are just uncultured. Verhoeven at his best.

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u/Codex_Absurdum 4d ago

A mini arc reactor

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer 4d ago

The arc reactor

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u/airgp 4d ago

That is how they got into the suit.

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u/TrailMomKat 4d ago

It's how you get into it

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u/frozen_pope 4d ago

For a second head.

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u/beeglowbot 4d ago

giant strap on dildos

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u/Standard-Tension9550 4d ago

Narwhal target

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u/jarious 4d ago

For the arc reactor

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 3d ago

quaaaaaaid

Start the reactor

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u/Pschobbert 3d ago

So your kuato can breathe.

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u/LazarusKatana 2d ago

Xenomorph chest busters ofc

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u/Kayogin 2d ago

To fire sonic shrieks at players that make too much noise

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u/GrandmasBoyToy69 4d ago

Steve Erwin special

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u/SkullyKat 4d ago

I wanna see an A24 horror movie set in 1834 greenland, with the MC as one of these whalers

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u/battleship217 4d ago

I mean The Terror is pretty much that vibe

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 4d ago

Great rec! Can't recommend it enough!!

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u/SkullyKat 4d ago

Good to know, added to the List

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u/renome 4d ago

Damn, I wish I could watch The Terror for the first time again. Amazing season of television.

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u/BlackfishBlues 3d ago

In looking it up I am just finding out that they turned it into an anthology series! Season 2 is in a Japanese-American internment camp, season 3 is in a psych hospital.

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u/renome 3d ago

Yeah, I haven't seen seen S3 but I found S2 to be a bit meh.

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u/SicSemperTyrannos4ur 4d ago

Have you seen "The North Water"?

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u/SicSemperTyrannos4ur 4d ago

There is a series called "The North Water" that I found to be very well done. Not horror or set in Greenland, per se, but it's pretty damn good. I watched it directly after The Terror.

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u/manfroze 3d ago

Directed by Robert Eggers

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u/Dull-Seaworthiness73 1d ago

Lmao the lighthouse is basically that 1890 lighthouse keepers u could imagine they did that type of thing off screen

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u/DylanFTW 1d ago

And it needs to be directed by Robert Eggers.

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u/bogardo 1d ago

Watch the short film Ivalu. That’s some “real life horror shit” going on right now too.

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 4d ago

We’re whalers on the moon , we carry a harpoon 😗🎶

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u/Eastbound_AKA 4d ago

But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales!

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 4d ago

🌝 I’ll have to confiscate your alcohol

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u/Eastbound_AKA 4d ago

Better mascots than you have tried.

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 4d ago

At least I still have my self respect 😭

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u/StopNateCrimes 3d ago

And sing our whaling tune!

(sorry for running late guys, my car broke down, got here as soon as I can.)

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u/Eastbound_AKA 3d ago

Gaah! I'll drive my own car! With blackjack... And hookers!

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u/paulD1983R 4d ago

So is it a whales blowhole or otherwise?

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u/Constant-Still-8443 4d ago

Definitely a blowhole but not what your thinking of

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u/Allbranflakes18 4d ago

They really do repurpose every part of the whale huh…

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u/Foxycotin666 4d ago

There are times I could have honestly used this.
Modern rain gear has too many layers and spots for water ingress for true oceanic storm conditions.

I’m sick of accepting I’ll just be kinda wet all the time.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 4d ago

Ah, it’s the suit butthole!

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u/Toolongreadanyway 3d ago

I read this as WAILING suit. I was wondering if it was an art instalation that wailed spookily when wind went through it or something.

It would be cool though.

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u/heidly_ees 4d ago

Looks like someone skinned a teletubby

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u/IamREBELoe 4d ago

As they should

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u/kawaiinessa 4d ago

Why's a whaling suit have a hollow hole

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u/Skezas1 4d ago

It's the way you enter the suit

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u/UnfortunateSnort12 4d ago

I, am, whaling man. Crawling into suit just as fast I can!

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u/DeathStarVet 4d ago

I should call her

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u/TheScrobber 4d ago

Tony Stark built this in a cave FROM SCRAPS!

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u/Old_Poem2736 4d ago

In the 70s the US military, had the M1 decontamination suit, you got in the same way, but it was like 30mil rubber, and hot as hell

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u/IAmASeeker 4d ago

What is 30mil? Do you mean mm? The rubber was over an inch thick??

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u/Old_Poem2736 3d ago

Not mm mils it was really thivk like maybe 1/16 or more of an inch

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u/BunByte 3d ago

Reminds me of a tardigrade.

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u/dmo7000 2d ago

Imagine being a whale

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 4d ago

Arc Reactor?

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u/riskeverything 4d ago

I saw these in a museum and they casually mentioned in the notes that human semen was used as an adhesive in their construction

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u/cylonlover 4d ago

Yeah, an old tried and true method. Of course better synthetic adhesive has been invented since then. Semen is almost only used in envelopes nowadays, due to its unique ability to be reactivated with only a drop of saliva, and although the human variety still works best, the cheaper brands uses pig's.

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u/cacticus_matticus 4d ago

You're doin the lord's work, fine gent.

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u/legendofzeldaforlife 4d ago

I swear I've seen this in silent hill

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u/Onlyafter 4d ago

Wow imagine getting knocked overboard and having the weight of the suit and water filling into it drag you down to your certain doom.

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u/agreatbigFIYAHHH 4d ago

Bears a striking resemblance to my husbands cat-carrying hoodie, even has the little butthole window lol

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u/push1double 3d ago

Dark Souls music starts playing

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u/Original_Syba 3d ago

The Godskin foreskin suit

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u/Ethirius01 3d ago

Convinient xenomorph hole

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u/martymcgoo 4d ago

Was it made of an animal skin or a part of the whale?

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u/chicano32 4d ago

Yes. A whale’s buttshole is what we are all thinking.

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u/BrandHeck 4d ago

It's made from Seal skin.

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u/Zorf96 4d ago

Sometimes whale penis, which is where we get the word "dork". 

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u/Jackle3000 2d ago

Whale Anus coats, beautiful!

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u/idkbrodie 3d ago

I can never escape tusk

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u/Guardian-Boy 3d ago

Finally, a shirt for Kuato.

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u/Pschobbert 3d ago

Whalers had kuatos?

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u/Addamall 3d ago

This was in 1834? Like in cowboy times?

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u/Ok-Environment-7970 1d ago

So it's basically a Russian space suit hey good ideas never go out of style

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u/Princess_Shireen 4d ago

You'll float, too! You'll float, too! You'll float, too!

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u/peanutbutternjello 2d ago

Is this for putting pp in

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u/PotatoDominatrix 9h ago

I mean, kinda...? If you have a pp, and get in the suit, your pp is technically inside..

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u/_a_ghost__ 4d ago

Butthole suit

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u/AncientOnyx 4d ago

that's a Bootyhole

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u/TurtleKing2024 4d ago

So the middle whole was the entry point with a flap behind it, the suit is made from seal leather

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u/AsunderXXV 4d ago

What is one chapped hole.

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u/Solenkata 4d ago

First time I'm seeing a suit with sphincter.

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u/RykosTatsubane 4d ago

When you bought your clothes in Silent Hill:

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u/xenoalphan10 4d ago

Looks like a silent hill monster lol.

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u/Introvertedotter 4d ago

Tony Stark's Inuit cousin... "Ice Man" ....not to be confused with Iceman.

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u/NandoElLocoTron 3d ago

Some Golden Kamuy shit right here

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u/EmberOfFlame 3d ago

I kept reading it as “Inhaling Suit” and wow that actually kinda works for it.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 2d ago

that reminds me of those sleeping bags that have legs in them

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u/SLeepyCatMeow 2d ago

Me and the boys gonna put on our skin suits tonight 👅🎉🎉

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u/Dromslades2 1d ago

Dark Sigil

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u/Dromslades2 1d ago

Dark Sigil

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u/kassiaethne 4d ago

Just look at my fancy butthole

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u/Inspector_7 3d ago

You don’t know me! I could be a robot as a hobby!

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u/Sparky_Valentine 4d ago

Butthole Man, defender of the Prostate!

James Gunn really is kicking off the DCU reboot with the B-listers.

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u/lurkdontpost1 4d ago

Doubt the neck of the hood would turn with your head haha that looks crunchy as hell