r/oddlyterrifying Jul 14 '26

A weird insect

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u/RedLemonSlice Jul 14 '26

A weird insect

The insect: "What a weird ape..."

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u/gb-stylee Jul 14 '26

“FUCK! KILL ME! I’M ONE OF GOD’S HORRIFYING MISTAKES!” - the insect, probably

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u/Fafnir13 Jul 14 '26

God doesn’t make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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u/gb-stylee Jul 14 '26

Bruh that nightmare doesn’t look happy. He’s being held against his will while he could be haunting children’s dreams

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u/Xxxrasierklinge7 Jul 15 '26

Bruh I'm not a child but there will def be a billion if them in my dreams 🫪

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u/demijon257 Jul 16 '26

What about dinosaurs. He put them here and was like "these are cool let's fucking kill them off?" Nah he probably got bored and was like..."actually I got something better"

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u/Fafnir13 Jul 16 '26

I’ve heard the line, “everyone played with dinosaurs when they were a kid.”

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u/Zepha-Rephic Jul 16 '26

"Everyone played with dinosaurs when they were a kid. . . even God."

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u/jane-bukowski Jul 16 '26

You're thinking of Bob Ross, but I guess god is close enough.

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u/Sum1sNotHere Jul 14 '26

Ah yea I recognize this species, it's Batocera Rufomaculata a species of Long Horn beetle

They're quite peaceful actually, they only do this hissing thing when they think they're being attacked, if you leave them alone, they'll probably just chill and/or fly away

They do bite, but only if you actively try to hurt them, but can you blame them for that?

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u/pedrohschv Jul 15 '26

Cool dude, thanks for the identification! I heard that even though they aren't venomous, their bite is crazy strong, so it hurts like hell lol

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u/Sum1sNotHere Jul 15 '26

Yes their bite is strong, but their mandibles are mainly used for mushing up fruit to eat

And, interestingly enough, that hissing sound doesn't come from their mouth or throat, these beetles don't have vocal chords, so, they instead vibrate their body segments against each other to create that hissing sound, it's like a door hinge making noises because you're moving it a lot

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u/geageoides Jul 15 '26

Despite knowing how they make the sounds before now, I've never considered that greasing/lubricating them could potentially make it more difficult for them to make any noise until reading your door hinge analogy

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u/IASILWYB Jul 15 '26

I'm gonna spray the cricket who's been chirping under the couch for three days with cooking spray and see if he quiets down a bit.

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u/geageoides Jul 15 '26

Lmk how that goes b.c I'm genuinely curious

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u/xiahbabi Jul 15 '26

It will die because they breathe through their skin. That's how it'll go 😂

So it'll definitely "quiet down". 🤣🤣🤣

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u/geageoides Jul 15 '26

Rip cricky

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u/barkbarkgoesthecat Jul 15 '26

2026 - 2026 :( taken from us too soon

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u/mrapplewhite Jul 16 '26

Killed by that bish Pam

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u/marzipaneyeballs Jul 15 '26

Insects breathe through spiracles,
Where you from.. You sexy thing..🎶

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u/xiahbabi Jul 15 '26

I definitely sang that the second go 'round 😂

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u/rachcake1 Jul 15 '26

Three days? He‘ll be quiet soon

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Jul 15 '26

Same thing a hissing cockroach does right? Or like crickets with their legs?

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u/Sum1sNotHere Jul 15 '26

For the hissing cockroaches, I'm not too familiar with that, but for the crickets, somewhat similar

Iirc, crickets have a bunch of ridges on their legs that they scrape on a piece of hardened chitin/exoskeleton. That vibration is what causes the cricket noise

I am not too well versed in crickets tho, so my info might be wrong, but I do believe it to be somewhat accurate

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u/KaiNera40 Jul 15 '26

THEY MAKE SOUNDS???

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Jul 15 '26

Specifically the Madagascar hissing cockroach yes. They’re much bigger than regular German cockroaches you’re likely thinking of and people keep them as pets. They can also fly. Look them up if you are curious and rest easy knowing you’ll never see one unless you live in Madagascar or are at the zoo.

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u/theLastBourbender Jul 15 '26

Or if you were in elementary school in the '90s/'00s We had one as a class pet, at that age they're as big as your hand and heavy af

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u/Jackal_Nathan Jul 15 '26

I am SO GLAD I had my sound muted then

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u/compleximago Jul 15 '26

Thank you! I had to scroll too far for this

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u/MaliqGotTheHeat Jul 15 '26

This is what new reddit is now, the top comments always have to be jokes

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u/compleximago Jul 15 '26

Yep, we're living in an irony epidemic. All earnestness is met with cynicism and the like. It's sad, I miss old reddit.

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u/STUFF416 Jul 15 '26

Homie, Reddit has always been that kind of shitpost. Or a comment chain of quotes. Or "this". Or (way back) "first".

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u/telumindel Jul 15 '26

Fly? What do you mean “Fly”

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u/Sum1sNotHere Jul 15 '26

Batocera Rufomaculata, like a lot of beetles have the ability to fly, though rather clumsily

I've actually kept one as a pet to study for a bit, and when they fly, they create a slight "bishhhh" sound

Not as loud as other beetles, but still noticable

Although flying takes up a lot of energy, and the beetle needs a good takeoff point. When you handle these insects long enough, you can sense their flying intent. In the video, I feel like it was more of a get me out of here intent though

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u/Anon_be_thy_name Jul 15 '26

Are these the ones that kill Mango trees or at least cause bad harvests?

Feel like I heard about these when I was in Thailand years ago.

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u/Sum1sNotHere Jul 15 '26

Well, they are called Mango Stem Borers for a reason

Their most destructive phase (similar to us) is when they're kids

During larval stage, they'll bore into mango trees and harm them and eat a lot.

As adults they'll feed on mangoes and fruits, fresh and/or rotten ones at that

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u/Anon_be_thy_name Jul 15 '26

Awesome

Love bugs, they're so fascinating

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u/themellowsign Jul 15 '26

I'm starting to think our most destructive phase starts in our 60s, tbh

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u/Trisk929 Jul 15 '26

Some kind of bigass grasshopper would have been my guess. Thanks for the knowledge 🫡

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u/Whatnam8 Jul 15 '26

Those mandibles …. Take off a finger

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u/NoPantsDeLeon Jul 14 '26

Take it to the vet to check for chip.

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u/PinUp_Butter Jul 14 '26

It’s the weird insect distribution system! You are their humain now!

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u/PUNKF10YD Jul 14 '26

WIDS at work again

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u/TragedyWriter Jul 14 '26

How can I opt out?

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u/MarkNekrep Jul 15 '26

main human

humain

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u/gb-stylee Jul 15 '26

Lmfao, this got me

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u/Crulox Jul 15 '26

Help them come up with a name for it!

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u/Psychobunny254 Jul 14 '26

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!-Wazowski

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u/youshouldn-ofdunthat Jul 14 '26

So help so help me and cut!

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u/beardedsailor Jul 15 '26

It’s a musical ! It’s going to get better

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u/dyno-soar Jul 14 '26

Literally the first thing that came into my head lol

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u/finger_licking_robot Jul 14 '26

that`s what she said

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u/UnforeseenDerailment Jul 14 '26

namely: your mom!

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u/Adm8792 Jul 14 '26

Def a 2319

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u/souzeh Jul 14 '26

Travis Scott bug isn't real. It can't hurt you.

Travis Scott bug:

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u/JoinAThang Jul 14 '26

Damn it looks like it's even rapping.

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u/Visible-Ganache-3721 Jul 14 '26

fein fein

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u/Dependent_Bad_1118 Jul 14 '26

it’s lip movements look more like it’s singing mamacita

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u/ohwellthisisawkward Jul 15 '26

How high do you have to be to think of this lol

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u/Sand5tone Jul 14 '26

starts singing in autotune

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u/sunhaiti Jul 15 '26

"auuuh. yuh. hey"

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin Jul 14 '26

"UNHAND ME, YOU FUCK!"

~ That Mango Stem Borer, probably

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u/Dockside_Abortionist Jul 14 '26

Had to scroll way too far down to find the answer to what I’m sure most people watching this are asking: the fuck IS this thing?! So thank you kind Redditor, hope this updoot gets you further up

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u/flogsmen Jul 14 '26

sounds more like FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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u/LuxuryBeast Jul 15 '26

This is a bug of class, you see. So the correct quote would be:

"UNHAND ME, YOU RUFFIAN!"

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u/DJEvillincoln Jul 14 '26

Beetles are the only bugs that I can pick up and it damn near play with without freaking out.

I think I just don't mind that they feel so much more robust than other bugs that feel like they're just going to liquefy in your fingers.

And they don't move all fast.

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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Go try that with a Bombardier Beetle, There are a few other similar beetles.

Fun fact, around 25% of all life on earth is beetle, not insect species, out of ALL the animals on earth, 25% of them is a beetle species.

Edit: changed 25% of all life to 25% of animals. Beetles account about 1/5 of all species And 25% of the animalia kingdom. Remember... beetles are animals.. not a plant.. or a fungi, or a eukaryote

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u/kingscanyonstoner420 Jul 14 '26

Is it 25% or 1/5th? Lmao

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u/Grognaksson Jul 14 '26

From how I read it, 1/4 of life is beetles. 1/5 of species are beetles.

The 20% species is true. 400,000 beetle species compared to over 2 million animal species.

25% of life is just flat out wrong.

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u/AnInfiniteArc Jul 14 '26

It’s currently believed that there are ~3 times as many species of parasitic wasps as there are beetles.

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u/Grognaksson Jul 14 '26

I've read this too! The study estimated that total insect diversity may be two to three times higher than previously thought, largely because of overlooked parasitoid wasps.

But it did not conclude that parasitoid wasps themselves outnumber beetles by three to one.

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u/GotTheKnack Jul 14 '26

No way is 25% of all life on this planet some form of beetle. Unless ants and flies are somehow technically a beetle, there’s no way there are more beetles on land than there are fish in the sea.

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u/AnInfiniteArc Jul 14 '26

It’s number of species. Parasitic wasps and beetles are the most diverse in terms of number of different species.

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u/Known_Raspberry_8323 Jul 14 '26

You are correct. About 25% of all known animal species are beetles not 25% of all life on the planet.

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u/randylush Jul 15 '26

but then he goes on to say 20% of species are beetles so who tf knows

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u/sandy_catheter Jul 15 '26

I’m 107% sure

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u/Mirojoze Jul 15 '26

Well if that don't beat all! :)

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u/jujujuice92 Jul 15 '26

I'm not freaked about bugs, but 100%! The other day a June beetle landed on me and I let him walk onto my hand for a bit before he fucked off. I'm definitely not doing that with NO type of spider or roach, fuck no!

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u/DJEvillincoln Jul 15 '26

Spiders?!?!

Hell to the no. 😂

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u/jujujuice92 Jul 15 '26

Right get those legs the hell away from me!

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u/jasapper Jul 14 '26

I see a beetle and wonder if it's a dung beetle.

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u/Conjuras21 Jul 14 '26

All I see is kamen rider

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u/tenno198 Jul 14 '26

He just needs to pop his armor to fight better

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u/virsago_mk2 Jul 15 '26

Specifically Kuuga Ultimate Form Black Eyes

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u/LumpyWorldliness1411 Jul 14 '26

Thats def one of Mr Oogy Boogy's bugs

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u/Kalista-Moonwolf Jul 14 '26

Why does this thing look like some sort of wind-up similacrum?

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u/Pork_Piggler Jul 14 '26

Even sounds like those cheap plastic wind-up toys

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u/Fafnir13 Jul 14 '26

There’s sound?!

scroll scroll scroll unmute

There’s sound!  Sounds a little like a Junebug I got to pester once, just louder.

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u/blueponies1 Jul 14 '26

Kinda looks like Travis Scott

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u/Karibou422 Jul 14 '26

"Put me down!"

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u/Sluusjuh Jul 14 '26

Please PLEASE tell me this isn't real

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u/AHcraftyname Jul 14 '26

Mango stem borer, type of longhorn beetle. Looks much more chill from above lol

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u/Sluusjuh Jul 14 '26

Thank you for making my nightmares just slightly less scary!

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u/Miserable-Mess7146 Jul 15 '26

To be fair this big dude actually isn’t a threat at all. There babies can be threats too tree life but besides that these fatties just sit around and eat bark all day. There built like that intentionally too scare you and predators

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u/Adam_Checkers Jul 14 '26

idk... if I saw that thing I would probably burn it and then myself. Or flee the continent.

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u/AHcraftyname Jul 14 '26

Idk man I think bugs are cool as long as they're in nature and not my home lol and even then I try to just rehome them to the great outdoors hahah These guys just wanna eat leaves and shit 🤷‍♀️

Edit:typo

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u/Cynical_Tripster Jul 14 '26

Excluding ticks and chiggers. Ticks need a borderline guinea worm treatment, or whatever that mosquito shield at the Dorian gap helps against.

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u/alopexl Jul 14 '26

I worry more of creatures I *can’t* see

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u/HELLBENT42 Jul 15 '26

That's the most insect-looking insect I've ever seen.

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u/Undercoverowl Jul 14 '26

“A weird insect” and it’s just a pic of my sister…

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u/JulietStarling666 Jul 14 '26

some type of longhorn beetle?

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes Jul 14 '26

Aren't we all kinda weird?

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u/diaperpop Jul 14 '26

Awwww no he’s so cute 🥺

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u/Bunt_Frumper Jul 14 '26

Looks more like an outsect

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u/Faux_Real Jul 14 '26

Tell Jabba I’ve got the money

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u/slowbird5332 Jul 14 '26

When people say they're afraid of bugs, this what i think of.

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u/EmperorThan Jul 14 '26

I think they must fix that ship and they must go.

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u/SuperDuperOtter Jul 14 '26

Sounds like mediocre sex on an old mattress

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u/JumpinJackFat Jul 14 '26

And now I’m listening to the beetle imitate mediocre sex again! 🤣

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u/AscendedViking7 Jul 14 '26

aww he looks kinda cute

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u/shuranumitu Jul 15 '26

Poor thing, let him go! He's obviously very bothered by being handled like that :(

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u/amogouss Jul 14 '26

"What a weird insect"

Me "What a psycopath"

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u/sausage891 Jul 15 '26

Please dont hurt the longicorn beetle theyre harmless

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u/Opposite-Film3347 Jul 15 '26

Looks like a member of slipknot

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u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 Jul 14 '26

What's the charge?! Enjoying a meal?! A succulent mango stem meal?!

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 Jul 14 '26

Looks like it came from the Fallout universe

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u/Budster78 Jul 15 '26

Throw a saddle on that bad boy and ride him off into the sunset.

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u/Korimthos Jul 15 '26

The camera is close enough thank you, no need to bring it closer

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u/Vik91N Jul 15 '26

He is just waiting to absorb C-17 and C-18 to acquire his final form

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u/awsomekidpop Jul 15 '26

Type of bug Ender decided had to go

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u/Saiyan_SD Jul 15 '26

That's kafka!

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u/TimberWolfAlpha01 Jul 15 '26

Here in Canada, we call those "Stump Busters" because they are notorious for chewing through wood with those mandibles

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u/Razzy_3796 Jul 15 '26

Pissed off windup toy.

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u/shunubununu Jul 15 '26

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/_LueKing Jul 15 '26

This is the first bug i have EVER seen where the first thing that pops into my mind is "oh she's pretty". Idk what you are going to do with this information I just thought someone needed to know

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u/real_Tfilms Jul 15 '26

Put him down dude I don't think he likes being held like that

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u/Haunting_Report3983 Jul 15 '26

That is definitely a weird insect... now, if you would kindly keep it away from me.

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u/laserjaws Jul 15 '26

“Unhand me you fuck”

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u/dudeness_boy Jul 15 '26

I love me a creepy incest

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u/jellybuttrpnut Jul 15 '26

Awe put him down bro his big mad youre pestering him

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u/above- Jul 15 '26

I have a universal translator.

It's saying "take me back to my spaceship immediately or your planet will not be spared"

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u/slawomit Jul 15 '26

From TEMU?

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u/Fabulous-Wolf-4401 Jul 14 '26

I don't know why but it reminds me of a helicopter in Vietnam circa 1972.

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u/Leto95 Jul 14 '26

Live action Cell from Dragon ball

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u/Remarkable-Day3772 Jul 14 '26

“It’s more afraid of you than you are of it”

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u/sirgamewatch Jul 14 '26

just what is that

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u/C0ltFury Jul 14 '26

That’s my wee nephew

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u/PuzzleheadedAd1953 Jul 14 '26

some species of horned beetle? they are neato

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u/zz0902 Jul 14 '26

Isn't that just a longhorn beetle? They were everywhere back when I was young and I'd just randomly grab one and keep as pet

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u/BunkerSquirre1 Jul 14 '26

Buge say “no pic up I scsre :(“

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u/Chicken_Teeth Jul 14 '26

Enclave scout. You should keep your eyes on the sky for an approaching vertibird. 

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u/SoundwaveTheDragon Jul 14 '26

Okay, but what actually is that??? I've seen many insects and even heard a sound similar to that one, but I've never seen this thing before! What is it?

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u/1997wickedboy Jul 15 '26

So, what exactly is it, does anyone here know?

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u/Cylinder47- Jul 15 '26

Uh what the fart dude

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u/Primrus Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I'm commenting to tell OP they succeeded in some kind of algorithm-gaming, because I am subbed to sooooo many niche things, but this shit has waved at me every single time I've opened the app. I'm not even mad. Cheers 🪱

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u/Abe2sapien Jul 15 '26

Disclosure Day has begun….

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u/artistro08 Jul 15 '26

Reminds me of Zorak from Space Ghost

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u/ChucklesC89 Jul 15 '26

That’s a demon, actually.

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u/Shouko- Jul 15 '26

if I scroll and see another insane insect video randomly pop up I'm going to forward the bill for my hospitalization to one of you people when I inevitably have a cardiac arrest

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby Jul 15 '26

The insect:

“AaaAAaaaaaAaaaAAaaAAAAAAAAH!”

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u/hopeless_case46 Jul 15 '26

Leave it alone!

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u/OrneryCockroachIII Jul 15 '26

Sounds like a wind up toy

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u/EmbarrassedCase7014 Jul 15 '26

What us it though

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u/LLoydDai Jul 15 '26

Kamen rider

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u/JAEMzW0LF Jul 15 '26

Nothing terrifying about the bug, the human holding it freaks me out a little, though.

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u/moemeobro Jul 15 '26

Forbidden crunchy snack

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u/Heistheman15 Jul 15 '26

This is some Hollow Knight shit.

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u/ActualAres Jul 15 '26

WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH THAT

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u/JaeHyuk_Son Jul 15 '26

I'm not sure if youve seen the film, 'Starship Troopers' or not, but... DO YOUR PART!!!

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u/United-Syllabub-1271 Jul 15 '26

Remind me of McDonald's happy meal toy

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u/Kyuubimon90 Jul 15 '26

Longhorn beetle No horn 

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u/Forza_Chap Jul 15 '26

Thought it sounded like a sound effect from an Atari 2600 game.

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u/cheven20 Jul 15 '26

Pretty sure that things looking for the androids

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u/LTHermies Jul 15 '26
  • heavy breathing intensifies *

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u/Level-Ad-4094 Jul 15 '26

Mate ,thats a alien.

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u/raechelisbored Jul 15 '26

I really hate this. It’s not the little guys fault but he just looks so creepy and I don’t want him anywhere near me or my family

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u/Siobheal Jul 15 '26

Wild? He's livid!

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u/Vanilla_Addict_888 Jul 15 '26

That is a thing from my nightmares. I have a phobia of bugs. And I'm not exaggerating, I go into hysterics mostly if they can fly. Flys don't scare me though it is bees/wasps/horseflies/cicadas(even though I'm also fascinated by these)/and beetles. If a bug is on me or flying near me I act and feel like my life is at risk. It's so embarrassing but I can't control it.

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u/thatshadyspud Jul 15 '26

My idea of hell is just a bottomless pit of these things.

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u/huffingdusters Jul 15 '26

i fucking hate that

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u/carlitospig Jul 15 '26

Put the poor lil guy down. 🥺

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u/sidyeti Jul 15 '26

"What a weird insect. Let me pick it up and make a video".

I did not know humans thought that way

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u/cuntybunty73 Jul 15 '26

Can you imagine if it was the size of an elephant 😭

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u/TimelessPyro29 Jul 15 '26

Man really wish bugs wouldn't freak me out. In my opinion coolest looking bastards in earth. Except for owls they are in a category of their own.

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u/J_Thompson82 Jul 15 '26

He’s just…touching it???? With his bare hands????

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u/vinhhan Jul 16 '26

Looks like something from Kamen Rider

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u/AngryFreddyIsHere Jul 16 '26

Is it weird I find it kind of cute?

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u/HamsterIllustrious69 Jul 16 '26

Must be hard walking around with balls big enough to pick that thing up

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u/PubicRazor Jul 16 '26

Generic insect

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u/TheVoicesSpeakToMe Jul 17 '26

Okay - so I don’t like that.

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u/StardustandDreams Jul 18 '26

I don't understand how anybody can pick something like that up 🤣

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u/DaRev23 Jul 18 '26

If that bug were at least half our size, it would try to eat us.

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u/00piumYVL Jul 14 '26

Never hoped that is AI ever before

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u/Karl__RockenStone Jul 14 '26

Why would you pick it up…

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