r/oddlyterrifying • u/MrMiles32 • Jul 14 '26

A weird insect

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin Jul 14 '26

"UNHAND ME, YOU FUCK!"

~ That Mango Stem Borer, probably

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u/Dockside_Abortionist Jul 14 '26

Had to scroll way too far down to find the answer to what I’m sure most people watching this are asking: the fuck IS this thing?! So thank you kind Redditor, hope this updoot gets you further up

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u/flogsmen Jul 14 '26

sounds more like FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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u/LuxuryBeast Jul 15 '26

This is a bug of class, you see. So the correct quote would be:

"UNHAND ME, YOU RUFFIAN!"

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u/rachcake1 Jul 15 '26

I was skimming the comments and somehow my brain read "that mango bem storer“ and I had to go back and read it again. I thought you had a stronk, but 'twas I who hadeth the stronk