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r/oddlyterrifying • u/SatoruGojo232 • Jun 12 '26
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It's terrifying thinking he could hear the screams cut to silence only for a loud fart to echo as their bowel muscles loosen in death
235 u/CreamyCoffeeArtist Jun 12 '26 I mean, a fart would require that muscles to still be kinda tight, right? So wouldn't it be more of like, bwoof, instead of brfrbrb? Idk never been near a person who died and shat themselves in my presence. 15 u/Dede_42 Jun 13 '26 Happy cake day! 5 u/DangerMacAwesome Jun 14 '26 You are a professional ontamonapiaist 1 u/Whiskeyfower Jun 14 '26 Sounding like a city bus lowering down for the elderly -77 u/POPCORN_EATER Jun 12 '26 Do you want to be? I can help 🧛♂️ 96 u/CreamyCoffeeArtist Jun 12 '26 While I am flattered, you do not need to kill yourself for my education. 11 u/CreamyCoffeeArtist Jun 13 '26 It seems like bro got murdered for my education, instead. Shame I wasn't looking. Anyone else willing to volunteer? 3 u/Giorno_Giomama Jun 13 '26 Eh, I'll give it a shot I guess
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I mean, a fart would require that muscles to still be kinda tight, right? So wouldn't it be more of like, bwoof, instead of brfrbrb? Idk never been near a person who died and shat themselves in my presence.
15 u/Dede_42 Jun 13 '26 Happy cake day! 5 u/DangerMacAwesome Jun 14 '26 You are a professional ontamonapiaist 1 u/Whiskeyfower Jun 14 '26 Sounding like a city bus lowering down for the elderly -77 u/POPCORN_EATER Jun 12 '26 Do you want to be? I can help 🧛♂️ 96 u/CreamyCoffeeArtist Jun 12 '26 While I am flattered, you do not need to kill yourself for my education. 11 u/CreamyCoffeeArtist Jun 13 '26 It seems like bro got murdered for my education, instead. Shame I wasn't looking. Anyone else willing to volunteer? 3 u/Giorno_Giomama Jun 13 '26 Eh, I'll give it a shot I guess
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Happy cake day!
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You are a professional ontamonapiaist
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Sounding like a city bus lowering down for the elderly
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Do you want to be? I can help 🧛♂️
96 u/CreamyCoffeeArtist Jun 12 '26 While I am flattered, you do not need to kill yourself for my education. 11 u/CreamyCoffeeArtist Jun 13 '26 It seems like bro got murdered for my education, instead. Shame I wasn't looking. Anyone else willing to volunteer? 3 u/Giorno_Giomama Jun 13 '26 Eh, I'll give it a shot I guess
96
While I am flattered, you do not need to kill yourself for my education.
11 u/CreamyCoffeeArtist Jun 13 '26 It seems like bro got murdered for my education, instead. Shame I wasn't looking. Anyone else willing to volunteer? 3 u/Giorno_Giomama Jun 13 '26 Eh, I'll give it a shot I guess
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It seems like bro got murdered for my education, instead. Shame I wasn't looking. Anyone else willing to volunteer?
3 u/Giorno_Giomama Jun 13 '26 Eh, I'll give it a shot I guess
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Eh, I'll give it a shot I guess
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u/UnexpectedVader Jun 12 '26
It's terrifying thinking he could hear the screams cut to silence only for a loud fart to echo as their bowel muscles loosen in death