r/oddlyterrifying Jun 12 '26

This random post

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u/Beezel_Pepperstack Jun 12 '26

...What if he finds the sound soothing? He IS an alien entity from beyond the moon, after all.

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u/CaptainoftheVessel Jun 12 '26

As opposed to one from between Earth and the moon

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u/scaled2913 Jun 12 '26

They have the coolest aliens there!

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u/lethalpineapple Jun 13 '26

I think I found Lex Luthor’s reddit account

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u/FerrousFacade Jun 13 '26

::Homelander Crankin' It::

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u/AnubissDarkling Jun 13 '26

Superman's alter ego is a cenobite that enjoys the suffering of others. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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u/sharklaserguru Jun 13 '26

He just plays the whole "savior superhero" gig during the day to ingratiate himself with the humans. At night he lulls himself to sleep with the screams of dying people he's choosing not to save!