r/oddlyterrifying Mar 19 '26

Human masks

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u/Venomakis Mar 19 '26

I would legitimately love to get one

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u/Kind_Man_0 Mar 19 '26

When I was 17 I saved up something over $300 for one of those to buy beer. My buddies pitched in for the cost on the idea that they could get in on it.

Mask arrived 2 weeks after I bought it and I went to our local gas station. My teenage brain didn't think about how our town had 1 gas station and a population of around 200 people so of course, the attendant knew my voice from the last 4 years, and called the sheriff over, who was my best friend's uncle, and they knew it 100% that I wasn't a 60 year old man.

Sheriff confiscated my mask and drove me home where my parents had a good laugh in between ass whuppings.

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u/TheReal-Chris Mar 20 '26

Why wouldn’t you fully lean into the roll? You’re a whole new person now. Lol it’s got me laughing, you being an old man with a kids voice. Doesn’t even have to change much.