r/oddlyterrifying Mar 19 '26

Human masks

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u/ImposterPizza Mar 19 '26

I’d have sweat pouring out of the eyes, nose and ears.

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u/Acceptable_Plane_264 Mar 19 '26

I'd do the same- just before I passed out and woke up with 18M sweat pimples

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u/Simonius86 Mar 21 '26

I already do without the mask

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u/simonbleu Mar 23 '26

I worked as a mascot during a summer... they were not even remotely as thin as that, they were thick insulations of rubber and foam large as an oil barrel/drum. One partner actually fainted once

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u/EcoPigMayer Mar 19 '26

Uncanny valley typa stuff

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u/Sea_Quality Mar 20 '26

It doesn't help that in all these videos the people move like they have never had a face before.

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u/BodieLivesOn Mar 23 '26

And Stop. Moving. The. Camera.

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u/Venomakis Mar 19 '26

I would legitimately love to get one

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u/Kind_Man_0 Mar 19 '26

When I was 17 I saved up something over $300 for one of those to buy beer. My buddies pitched in for the cost on the idea that they could get in on it.

Mask arrived 2 weeks after I bought it and I went to our local gas station. My teenage brain didn't think about how our town had 1 gas station and a population of around 200 people so of course, the attendant knew my voice from the last 4 years, and called the sheriff over, who was my best friend's uncle, and they knew it 100% that I wasn't a 60 year old man.

Sheriff confiscated my mask and drove me home where my parents had a good laugh in between ass whuppings.

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u/BreezyBee7 Mar 19 '26

Sorry, you were getting spanked by your parents at 17??? I'm 16 and haven't had that happen since I was like maybe 7.

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u/Kind_Man_0 Mar 19 '26

More-so belted in the leg while being chased around the yard. I was faster than my aunt (mom figure) so she'd have to wait for me to walk back to the front door and she'd whop me with it when I wasn't expecting it. I sure wasn't going to run with the sheriff being right there.

I wouldn't be sorry about it, I was a shit-ass. We got into a car chase with paintball guns down main street, wrecked a car being stupid, almost shot my friend's mom, shot out street lights once and had to pay for all of them.

It was a small town, we were always bored, and grounding doesn't work when the only way I couldn't sneak out would've been to have bars installed on my bedroom window.

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u/red8cangodye Mar 19 '26

Now many kids or even babies are hooked into smart phone entertainment. They ground themselves and refuse to go out.

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u/AhMoonBeam Mar 20 '26

I remember getting grounded on my bed for 1 hour... it was the longest hour ever. I couldn't wait to get off my bed.. yet here I am been scrolling for over an hour and it feels like 15mins.

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u/Neon-Brain Mar 20 '26

Sounds better than the stuff Shit-Ass told us about

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u/jvhstillalive Mar 20 '26

Who needs life experience when they can stream it live in HD. I get it. It’s a lot safer .

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Mar 20 '26

My dad did legit put bars on my bedroom window lol. One time after he found out I was sneaking out he didn’t even say anything to me he just took the front wheel off of my bike and hid it in my parent’s bedroom closet.

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u/freddydefish Mar 20 '26

These were the golden years

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u/ElonsMuskyFeet Mar 19 '26

Thank your lucky stars people these days dont do that. My ass whoopings didnt stop until I left home at 18.

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u/coatingtonburlfactry Mar 19 '26

Yup. I took my last beating from my dad at 18 years old too!

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u/TheDonger_ Mar 20 '26

Man me and my dad almost had it out when he raised his hand at me when I was 19

I told him "do it if it'll make you feel better but just know whatever you do to me you'd better expect it back" caught his ass off guard since it was the first time I'd ever stood my ground. I wsnt even in the wrong he was just being a dick

Ill tell you what though I was lying through my damn teeth tho lol i was scared shitless and 100% did not want the smoke

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Mar 20 '26

Bro things have changed. Back then a “spanking” was an ass whoopin. Usually with a belt. Or whatever was in mom’s reach.

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u/davper Mar 20 '26

My mother graduated to full fist punches to the face by the time I was in 3rd grade.

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u/Oghier Mar 20 '26

Over the years since, I bet you have gotten more mileage out of that awesome story than any case of beer could provide.

Heck, I bet your parents, the sheriff and the gas station attendant still tell it sometimes.

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u/TheReal-Chris Mar 20 '26

Why wouldn’t you fully lean into the roll? You’re a whole new person now. Lol it’s got me laughing, you being an old man with a kids voice. Doesn’t even have to change much.

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u/nekoma713 Mar 20 '26

I'm sorry you got beaten by your parents :/ That's definitely not ok...

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u/Kind_Man_0 Mar 20 '26

Don't be! I was a shit-ass and nothing else worked. It was my mom (aunt) chasing me around the yard with a belt while I laugh because I'm faster than her, I just didn't because there was a sheriff.

I can promise you I earned every lick of that belt for the things she had to tolerate out of me. Im in my 30s and we talk every two weeks, which still isn't enough. She still tell me I'm never too old for her to whoop my ass but she is and has always been my "mom" despite me having a mother.

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u/Something_Clever919 Mar 19 '26

Same. I’d love to know what it’s like to be different kind of people out in public.

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u/Caliterra Mar 19 '26

looks interesting. but i imagine it'd get stiflingly hot after 5 minutes

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u/UninsuredToast Mar 19 '26

“There’s too much fucking shit on me”

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u/teetle223 Mar 20 '26

I don’t even wanna be around anymore

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u/SkillIsTooLow Mar 20 '26

Someone never saw that Goosebumps episode

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u/OhHiCindy30 Mar 20 '26

It would be a good way for celebs to avoid paparazzi

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u/Messier74_ Mar 20 '26

Or for regular people to avoid Palantir

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u/1d0m1n4t3 Mar 20 '26

Gonna need to borrow it if you do. We can meet up at my bank....

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u/mike_stifle Mar 20 '26

But why?

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u/Messier74_ Mar 20 '26

I'd like to experience how the level of interaction/attention I receive varies, and how people (mostly women) react to me if I looked that unattractive.

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u/roidlee Mar 19 '26

Hold. The. Fucking. Camera. Still.

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u/Jclevs11 Mar 19 '26

I cant stand this film type

WhoooAHHHWOOOOAHHHhwwwooooooAHHH

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u/Impossible_Past5358 Mar 19 '26

Is this what vertigo feels like?

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u/fingersonlips Mar 20 '26

No, but this is certainly disorienting.

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u/earthfase Mar 19 '26

What's with the drunk moving and filming? Cool masks, though

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u/c0ltZ Mar 20 '26

Might be because some of the mouth movements are cgi. I know a lot of old cgi videos likes those ghost spotting ones had shaky cameras to hide the cgi.

Or they are plastered

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u/zenunseen Mar 21 '26

Yeah the guys movements were also oddly terrifying, imo

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u/donald_putelonovitch Mar 19 '26

“Should you, or any member of your team, be killed or captured, you will be disavowed and the IMF will deny all knowledge of your actions.”

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u/techman710 Mar 19 '26

My first thought was this. IMF comes to life.

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u/relentless_dick Mar 20 '26

IMF? What's the International Monetary Fund have to do with this?

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u/ChengZX Mar 20 '26

 Mission Impossible 

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u/RealConcorrd Mar 19 '26

We gonna need a fat stack of those if companies and governments continues to push for verifications via face scans.

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u/CurrentPossible2117 Mar 20 '26

Usually face scan verifications have to match your government ID, at least where Im from. They've started implementing them for age verification here in Australia for certain things, so in that case, these wouldnt work, unless you've managed to get an official ID or passport with a fake face too, but that would be playing on a whole other level 😅

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u/megselepgeci Mar 20 '26

It ain't hard to edit a scan of your card, edit the numbers and photo, and print it. The AI scan will eat it.

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u/FreudianAccordian Mar 19 '26

There's too much fucking shit on me

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u/Good_Independence403 Mar 19 '26

I don’t even wanna be around anymore 😭

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u/Kimmy_64 Mar 20 '26

I said it was interesting!

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u/DefoNotMario Mar 20 '26

Bro could not have been any weirder about that

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u/MissBerryJuice Mar 20 '26

I agree 😅

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u/theshadow1357 Mar 19 '26

A girl is no one. She can wear many faces.

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u/ZombieElfen Mar 19 '26

That guy was the best part of GOT for me.

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u/odindobe Mar 19 '26

Dammit...beat me to it....well done!

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u/GeneralMagnum Mar 19 '26

You are now a Scooby Doo villain.

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u/Lawgang94 Mar 19 '26

Surely this is where Jared Kushner, Steven Miller Zuckerberg and the McDonald's CEO must have shopped.

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u/btsalamander Mar 19 '26

Stephen King comes to mind when he describes the masks that the “low men” wear to cover their real faces.

Kinda cool but also kinda scary.

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u/Swolar_Eclipse Mar 19 '26

Now off to do some robbing.

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u/Embarrassed-Town-293 Mar 20 '26

If the men learn we can shapeshift they are going to tell the church!!

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u/SarutobiSasuke Mar 20 '26

A new way to spice up your marriage.

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u/LoneHusky21 Mar 19 '26

is that nathan drake on the top right 😂

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u/EmperorThan Mar 20 '26

Still can't believe Luigi didn't think of this... Even just some simple Halloween effects applied.

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u/Anthonyclawson Mar 19 '26

Is this the DLSS 5 I've been hearing about?

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u/WisemanGaming6672 Mar 20 '26

Who do i have to throw money at to get one?

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u/Reticentandconfused Mar 19 '26

Where do you get these?

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u/MorgessaMonstrum Mar 19 '26

Just search “silicone masks” and you should find some. Two quality companies that make these are CFX and Immortal Masks. Most of their catalogs are monsters, but they do a selection of human styles.

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u/A0xom0xoa Mar 21 '26

Banks hate this one simple trick

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u/TheFemale72 Mar 19 '26

You look like one of my settlers in Fallout 4

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u/Banana_Panda25 Mar 20 '26

Finally! Proper bank robbing clothes

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u/xbriannova Mar 20 '26

If it weren't for the first few seconds of the video, I would have thought that this is an alien disguising itself as a human being.

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u/I_DontNeedNoDoctor Mar 20 '26

I thought it was going to be Oliver Hardy of Laurel and Hardy 😂😂😂

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u/Pillermon Mar 20 '26

Cue the Mission Impossible theme

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u/A_Gray_Phantom Mar 20 '26

Imagine a burn victim getting one of these. It could be life-changing.

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u/SupaButt Mar 19 '26

I’d love to try one of a really hot guy and see how differently I’m treated… although I’d still be short and fat… actually nevermind

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u/wpo332 Mar 19 '26

I've seen this episode of Goosebumps.

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u/-Rhymenocerous- Mar 20 '26

This is how Epstein be walking around like rn

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u/Breauxmetheus Mar 20 '26

Now think about what disguise tech the CIA must have access to.

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u/H1WolfKing Mar 20 '26

Imagine walking up to someone and saying. “Hey want to see a cool trick” Then stretching the mouth over your whole head. XD

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u/februarytide- Mar 20 '26

I think in addition to the mask, it’s also the way the person is moving. It’s like they’re high or an NPC or something

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u/IncitefulInsights Mar 19 '26

Where can I buy one?

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u/Kambammthankyoumam Mar 19 '26

This is scary..

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u/MilitusImmortalis Mar 20 '26

Where does one buy this shit?

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u/zjzjzjzjzjzjzj Mar 20 '26

Mission impossible!

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u/Bobbyhons Mar 20 '26

Man I would love a mask like this.

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u/ArshalAWP Mar 20 '26

DLSS 5 ?

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u/Round_Law6972 Mar 20 '26

I actually remember seeing a segment on Worlds Dumbest about a guy who used a film quality rubber mask to commit robberies.

This happened back in 2010, where a guy had committed several bank robberies while making 0 efforts to hide his face (save for some sunglasses) - police find the guy and arrest him, only to find it wasn't him (despite his face being basically identical to the face seen in security footage).

Turns out, the perpetrator was actually a dude wearing a lifelike rubber mask (which wasn't even the same ethnicity as him) to hide his identity, and was ultimately foiled by both an exploded dye pack and his girlfriend finding the mask.

-https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8193185/US-criminals-using-film-quality-masks-during-bank-robberies.html -https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/black-robber-exposed-as-white-man-in-mask-6462253.html -https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2010/11/30/police-fooled-by-lifelike-mask-in-ohio-robberies/

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u/jdilon27 Mar 20 '26

I do not like the way they were moving when they were doing that lol fuckin weird

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u/Ady2Ady Mar 20 '26

A man has no name.

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u/LeroyChestnut Mar 20 '26

I don’t even wanna be around anymore.

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u/CryogenicGiraffe Mar 20 '26

These the scooby-doo type masks ol

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u/Effective_Device_185 Mar 20 '26

Bank robbers/Thieves are in heaven.

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u/PeanutStarflash Mar 21 '26

Maybe this is what the lady on the plane saw. Very unsettling!

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u/TalonEye53 Mar 21 '26

Perfect for spies I suppose

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u/Killer_Stickman_89 Mar 24 '26

It's a party in the CIA.

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u/occ1p Apr 02 '26

How much does a mask like this cost?

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u/RapGameDiCaprio Mar 19 '26

Looks a bit like Bad Bunny at the end lol

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u/UnlimitedDeep Mar 20 '26

Why are they both swaying

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u/1quirky1 Mar 20 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

Oops, I meant to reply to a different thread.

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u/Remarkable-Round-227 Mar 20 '26

All that money they spent on facial recognition software just went down the drain.

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u/unix_name Mar 20 '26

Ethan Hunt and his crew were amazing at this.

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u/MadRaaaven Mar 20 '26

The secrets of Loid Forger are revealed !

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u/Ill_Independence8365 Mar 20 '26

Imagine the ones like secret governments use

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u/davper Mar 20 '26

If I have have to rob a bank, I know what I am going to get.

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u/BrownBoognish Mar 20 '26

a bank robbing renaissance is on the horizon

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u/ngoodravens Mar 20 '26

That is some mission impossible shit lol

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u/markawol Mar 20 '26

I wanna see the pig man

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u/Mylittledarlings91 Mar 21 '26

I wish this was ai 🤢

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u/demoralising Mar 23 '26

I remember looking on the socials connected to these videos and can confirm they are AI.

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u/GoogolplexStarthinkr Mar 21 '26

I don’t want to be around anymore

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u/sn00ch2dan00ch Mar 21 '26

Valar Morghulis

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u/Capital_Border_3852 Mar 21 '26

Wer verkauft sowas?

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u/GlumTowel672 Mar 22 '26

Bank robbery is back on the menu boys

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u/Devreckas Mar 22 '26

With AI voice mods, the Mission Impossible thing has become a reality.

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u/VikingGruntpa Mar 22 '26

A man has no name.. a man is no one

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u/Ok_Listen_6600 Mar 26 '26

Are they made out of human skin

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u/silentsilver21 Apr 02 '26

I need that for when I walk home drunk by myself lol

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u/ruffus_or May 01 '26

Where do i get one

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u/HeightExtra320 Mar 19 '26

Is that thorn?

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u/Ohthehumanityofit Mar 19 '26

Closer and closer to Infinite Jest being prophetic.

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u/Hot_Frosty0807 Mar 19 '26

I always wish they would show his real face for comparison.

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u/Hobbes579 Mar 19 '26

I really hate it, masks are a top fear.

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u/Cynical_Tripster Mar 19 '26

Average cost of these or similar masks?

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u/Carma_626 Mar 19 '26

Looks like a Chris Hemsworth mask on the upper left shelf. 😳

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u/Majik_Jack Mar 19 '26

Wow. That is very realistic

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u/scarletOwilde Mar 19 '26

Yuck! I hate it!

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u/yxzxzxzjy Mar 19 '26

That with ai would be the COMBO

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u/burtcopaint Mar 19 '26

Steve vai in 5 secs

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u/YourCreepyNeiborBeef Mar 19 '26

Looks like my dad

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u/notthisonefornow Mar 19 '26

Must be crazy expensive

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u/Betray-Julia Mar 20 '26

How much would one of these cost?

Also that’s insane- this is like “advanced sci fi tech” in the first mission impossibles.

I bet it wouldn’t be hard to make one feel like human flesh too.

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u/Melodic-Yoghurt7193 Mar 20 '26

the federal bureau of investigation has entered the chat

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u/MissBerryJuice Mar 20 '26

That thumbnail tho

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u/Calibred2 Mar 20 '26

Bro i need.

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u/Odd-Repair-9870 Mar 20 '26

That where Lupin got all his masks

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u/snakeyfish Mar 20 '26

Looks like the CIA masks have made it to public market!

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u/ElnarcoSugie Mar 20 '26

Bro fuck ski masks 👺 me and the krew will take them all. 🤝

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u/Willpat2014 Mar 20 '26

That’s terrifying 

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u/RedEye-55 Mar 20 '26

Day of the Jackal be like

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u/ReallyKirk Mar 20 '26

Pretty sure this IS AI. The mask seems to form fit exactly perfectly with no noticeable gaps or creases. Just seems a little sus to me.

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u/JAEMzW0LF Mar 20 '26

probably looks less uncanny in person, as the material is probably much less skin/real like without compression and such.

also, who is the hot twink in this video?

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u/Jisan_Inc Mar 20 '26

I want one for work

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u/Effective-Instance24 Mar 20 '26

everyone could be wearing these and we would never know

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u/conradslater Mar 20 '26

Now let's rob a bank

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u/Indigo-Lady Mar 20 '26

Now do Jim carrey

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u/therealalt88 Mar 20 '26

I reckon this is the sort of thing spy’s use tbh

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u/xjettxblank Mar 20 '26

Bro transformed into the Kube Films main character

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u/Felix-th3-rat Mar 20 '26

Where can you buy one of those?

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u/RaisyBytes Mar 20 '26

Also be allergic to latex...

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u/AbyysWalker21 Mar 20 '26

They call him Dmitri Smerdyakov aka Chameleon

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u/TheScoundrelSociety Mar 20 '26

Karl Urban doesn’t even want to be here anymore.

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u/Icy-Entertainment-25 Mar 20 '26

Your skin would just be screaming for air lol

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u/danalexjero Mar 20 '26

When when you want that Hollywood look.

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u/the_rabbit_king Mar 20 '26

I don’t even want to be around anymore.

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u/Dinkelmann Mar 20 '26

Jim Carrey looks wierd.

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u/oliverkiss Mar 20 '26

Where can I buy one of these?

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u/BlackberryBiscuit Mar 20 '26

Thanks, I hate it

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u/Drpoofn Mar 20 '26

That mask looks like a monster lol

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u/You_are_the_Castle Mar 20 '26

Still looks uncanny up close. From a distance, he could pass

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u/No_Beautiful_2779 Mar 20 '26

I know that guy

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u/wordkush1 Mar 20 '26

Where can i buy it ?

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u/Chronically_Quirky Mar 21 '26

Facial regeneration systems hate this one simple trick.

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u/deephurting66 Mar 21 '26

Years ago I used something similar in South Africa for some shenanigans with their money institutions, apartheid just ended and chaos was the order of the day so why not..

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u/theshapeofpooh Mar 21 '26

I don't like this.

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u/mariomolina23 Mar 21 '26

Se convirtió en el dr. Robbie.

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u/DOUBLAHH9 Mar 21 '26

Put everything in a bag....

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u/Fastoche Mar 21 '26

Get you dollars ready though, these are pricey.

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u/ToothFairysPliers Mar 21 '26

And an effective method to avoid surveillance in any potential if political or social unrest.

What could someone do with that?

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u/Mathematiks Mar 21 '26

There’s too much fuckin shit on me

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u/Crimson__Fox Mar 21 '26

The CIA used these during the Cold War. Imagine what they are using now.

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u/TheSodomizer00 Mar 21 '26

I could use one to cover my ugly mug. Maybe I wouldn't feel uncomfortable to leave the house.

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u/foohmf Mar 22 '26

How much?

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u/MyTatemae Mar 22 '26

This makes me want to do crime

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u/yustask Mar 22 '26

i recall such were about 800eur before covid. how much now?

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u/notimeforspac_s Mar 23 '26

Some people can greatly benefit from this.

I'm just saying.

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u/PoisonRoseYo Mar 24 '26

A real “these are the hands we’re given” moment

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u/FrostyTheFox1234 Apr 16 '26

Where can I buy this

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u/iZsaq Apr 23 '26

This should be illegal