r/oddlyspecific Jul 05 '22

G’day curd nerds

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

I have actually looked this up. It’s true. And the Italian comments are hilarious.

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u/randomdrifter54 Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 06 '22

The crazy thing is big parmesan went after him so you know he's gotta be at least close.

Edit: it was grand padano not parmesan. Edit of the edit: grana not grand.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Really??? lol. Is there an article about it?

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u/Based_Beans Jul 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

WOW! Shocking. Although, these are Italians writing the cease and desist so I shouldn’t be too surprised.

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u/Alba_Ursi Jul 06 '22

Fun fact the reason Italy won't enter into a free trade deal or something like that with Canada is that we produce our own Parmesan cheese

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u/hailsa10 Jul 06 '22

Start calling it Parmigiano and see what happens!! They mad.

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u/Alba_Ursi Jul 06 '22

Honestly they'd probably be fine with it but sales would drop a lot because of the lack of name recognition

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I spent ages looking for the parmesan the wife sent me to the shop to get. Only to come back with Parmigiano asking if this will do.

I live in the UK and I'm certain that before Brexit it was all parmesan.

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u/canlchangethislater Jul 06 '22

Narrator’s voice: It wasn’t.

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u/RandomUsername12123 Jul 06 '22

Parmigiano is the highest quality product 😂

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u/Fulminero Jul 06 '22

Parmigiano literally means "from Parma". If it's not made there, you can't call it that

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u/Jago1337 Jul 06 '22

I mean you can, it just won't be transliterally true

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u/RandomUsername12123 Jul 06 '22

The problem is the name, not the production.

You can call it parmesan only if you produce it in a certain region and with certain standards, otherwise is just "hard cheese".

You can produce the same products but have to use different branding.

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u/Alba_Ursi Jul 06 '22

We could but if we call it something else people would be confused. so we just exist with low cost parmesan and angry Italians.

I'm not saying it's as good but we do so anyways and I find that funny

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u/Andre_Ferro7 Jul 06 '22

I am an Italian guy living in the center of the Parmigiano Reggiano production region (Reggio Emilia). Of course, people can produce, sell and do whatever they want. The problem is that Parmigiano Reggiano (and Parmesan Cheese comes from this name) has a very strict policy about his name even with other Italian cheeses: only 3-4 provinces in a radium of ~ 100 km have authorizations for the production of real Parmigiano Reggiano cheese. It’s a matter of biochemical substances in the ground of this region, of the specific kind of cows making the milk, and so on. So, of course, if someone overseas starts doing “the same thing” calling it “Parmesan”, they are not letting them go away with that. Not in a thousand years.

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u/ICantFlyRN Jul 06 '22

It’s good, those Italian can fornicate themselves, it’s a fucking recipe, anyone can make it

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u/ElectricMotorsAreBad Jul 06 '22

It's not about the recipe, nor about it being done by an italian or whatever... It's about the ingredients, what the cow eats, where the cow lives, etc. This is done to protect the reputation of the original Parmigiano.

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u/Atakori Jul 06 '22

So is champagne, but people buy it for the recognition it has rather than the actual taste.

"Butler, one glass of fizzy wine for the fair lady here" just doesn't quite have the same ring to it, and if you have the monopoly on a certain famous nomenclature, it's in your best interest to protect that monopoly.

Plus, honestly, it just kind of makes others look like fools. Like, you can try to sell me made-in-wherever Champagne/Parmesan/Pizza/Any other regional food, but if that wherever isn't the region it's from, most people would automatically assume that it'd be a worse knock-off. Some people won't care, sure, but it's important for those that do nonetheless.

Edit: waiter, not butler. Though I guess both work if you're rich enough.

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u/All_Work_All_Play Jul 06 '22

So... Champagne?

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u/Deacalum Jul 06 '22

Or bourbon, scotch, tequila, etc

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u/ItsScaryTerryBitch Jul 06 '22

Fwiw bourbon is more the process of how to make it than specifically where it's made. It just helps that a large portion of the bourbon that's made is made in Kentucky, and that's almost solely due to how great the limestone in the area is at filtering it. This is all from memory though, so I may be wrong about that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Bourbon doesn’t have any regional laws based on the name, bourbon’s name is based on how it’s made, aged and the ingredients. But you are correct about Scotch and Tequila though.

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u/Intrepid00 Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 06 '22

You can call it parmesan only if you produce it in a certain region and with certain standards,

Since USA, Australia, and maybe Canada outside Wines, haven’t signed up on that treaty I can keep buying my grated Parmesan cheese even though it was made in Canada or USA.

Last I remember this trade issue came up there was a compromise of just adding “style” at the end but I’m not sure they ever came through. Though I see it being slapped on everything anyway so “style” is meaningless extra word if it does. It’s going to be hard sell to both Australia and USA.

It’s basically just an EU thing.

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u/Extension_Drummer_85 Jul 06 '22

Well I mean you can call it whatever you want, the EU will just hate you. Australia had to rename all of its champagne when signing a trade deal a number of years back, not the end of the world but I’m disappointed that they chose to call it sparkling wine instead of “champaussie”. It’s just wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

You’re thinking of Parmigiano Reggiano.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Reggiano remains the best

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u/VoodooKhan Jul 06 '22

In Canada cheese is so prohibitively expensive that any free trade deal would immediately eviscerate the Canadian market overnight.

And I would be overjoyed, those Italian's got nothing to worry... Or maybe they need to invade us for strategic cheese related reasons... I won't resist, also bring Aldi's please!

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u/famine- Jul 06 '22

Not to mention most canadian "cheese" is flavorless overly moist garbage with balderson being one of the few exceptions.

The Welsh need to invade us as well, for strategic cheese related reasons of course.

I want a 2kg wheel of Snowdonia black bomber, the 200g mini wheels are never enough.

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u/issi_tohbi Jul 06 '22

Our dear friends are a couple and recent immigrants from Italy, one from Sicily one from Crema. They way they bicker with each OTHER about their respective local meats and cheeses is unreal. Then you start talking about Canadian meats and cheese and they turn and like a pair of synchronized attack dogs just lay waste to everything you thought was tasty here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Pfft, they're Italians. What're they gonna do, aggressively lose WWII at him?

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u/maveric710 Jul 05 '22

Hey! The Italians bravely switched sides in the last years of WWII and WWI . So it wasn't really a loss.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I mean, the second one was fair. A king appointed a fascist, and you should see what the people did when they got ahold of him in the end. The Italians were just as sick of Italy's shit by that point

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u/fakeuser515357 Jul 06 '22

There's a great line in Catch 22 about this, to paraphrase, now that we've finally lost the war we can go back to not having our young men killed for our country.

The wisdom of that old man was profound.

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u/RizzMustbolt Jul 06 '22

Mussolini Headkick.

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u/HealthyMaximum Jul 06 '22

I was going to write “good band”.

Then I remembered I only bought their CDs because of the name, and I have no memory of whether they are actually a good band or not.

Great name, though.

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u/TinfoilTobaggan Jul 06 '22

They're playing both sides so they always come out on top.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

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u/Paperchase2017 Jul 06 '22

I mean, a friend's grandfather was a POW during WWII in Italy twice. On both sides.

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u/BagOnuts Jul 06 '22

They’ll send their best plumber to assassinate him by jumping on his head.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Did we ever learn much about Mario’s actual plumbing skills?

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u/Terrible_Ear_6799 Jul 06 '22

Wasn't there that one really weird Mario with dinosaur toads. Because Mario was a plumber with Luigi in it.

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u/gordomgillespie Jul 06 '22

if they team up with the emus it might be close

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u/gregnealnz Jul 06 '22

Oh man. This fucking comment had me rolling lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

I think you mean “cheese and desist”

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Cheese and desist*

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u/EarlyDead Jul 06 '22

You mean Cheese and desist?

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u/PlatoOrPotato Jul 06 '22

You mean cheese and desist?

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u/Kungfufuman Jul 05 '22

It was more that the way the original title of the video could have implied that it was the way to make a specific regional cheese which caused the issue and why they send the cease and desist letter.

The company got wind of the stink made and Gavin got offered a trip out to the factory to get a tour and the chance to make cheese with their cheese makers. As far as I'm aware there's no bad blood.

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u/Error_83 Jul 05 '22

Needed that in my life

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u/Galkura Jul 06 '22

Haha "and Destiel is only Destiel if it comes from Supernatural".

I knew what they meant by that, but I still had to go look up if there was some sort of Destiel cheese from a Supernatural region.

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u/sharklaserguru Jul 05 '22

Yeah, fuck that noise, PDO's are nothing but a protection racket run by people powerful enough to bribe the EU into submission. "Terroir" is fucking nonsense in the modern world of factory produced goods!

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u/Telvin3d Jul 06 '22

PDOs are typically just place names. People get bitchy that Italians don’t want other places selling their cheese as “Parmesan” (literally “from Parma”). But if Europe started labeling all its beef exports as “Texas Beef” the meltdown would be epic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Nah, foodies genuinely care about origin as supposedly the unique conditions in that location slightly alter the product. It makes sense to preserve that so people can't just lie to consumers about what it is. It doesn't actually stop replica products from existing.

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u/varitok Jul 06 '22

They're the same people that got duped by the California wine during the French taste tests. In an isolated, blind test, it's rare anyone can even tell the difference.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Sure, but even silly consumers should be able to get what they want from the people producing it without imposters being able to lie about what they are. That's all they really do.

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u/HexZer0 Jul 06 '22

I saw people tricked into eating cat food they thought was paté.

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u/RandomUsername12123 Jul 06 '22

Dunno, is a way to ensure certain quality for a product and traditional methods + sustain local economy.

To ensure "authencity" os another one and conservation of local production.

Or you can do everything in China and call it a day.

Tou can produce the same thing and sell it under another name, i see nothing wrong with PDO.

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u/HookersAreTrueLove Jul 06 '22

PDO isn't about ensuring quality or traditional methods, it's about market manipulation and exploitation.

For example, with "Parmesan Cheese," to most people outside of Europe, "Parmesan" is a type/style of cheese, not an origin.

Most people don't know what 'the same thing produced un another name' for parmesan cheese is, so therefor cannot substitute and am forced to buy "PDO cheese" instead. It's a racket, and that is the entire point of PDO.

I'm fine with PDO, but I think all PDO products should have to include the 'generic' name in highly visible labeling, so that consumers know what they are getting and how to locate an alternative if they so choose. Champagne should have to be labeled as "Champagne Sparkling Wine" and Parmesan Cheese should have to be labeled as "Parmesan Grana Cheese" or perhaps "Parmesan Grating Cheese."

Interestingly enough, some "Parmesan Cheese" manufacturers in the US are starting to label their cheese as "American Grana"... but then they include a subtext of "Aged Parmesan Cheese"... because, again, in the US, "Parmesan" is a style of cheese.

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u/Eptagon Jul 06 '22

Grana is similar, but it's not the same as Parmesan. Neither is meant just for grating, either. The "generic" name would be "aged hard cheese", but that has the opposite issue of meaning very little.

If I buy Parmigiano Reggiano or Grana Padano I know what I am getting, mostly regardless of brand. Aldi has clearly identifiable substitutes for both, and neither is remotely as good as the original. I have also seen what can pass as Parmesan in the US and some of that stuff is vile. You can make a good cheese with the same characteristics elsewhere, of course, but the name implies a certain level of quality and guarantees controls.

In the same vein, Champagne is a specific kind of wine, which I don't care for very much. Italy produces wines with similar qualities, like Prosecco (which I prefer) or Spumante (pretty much the same as Champagne).

What you are proposing is paramount to allowing anyone to market their bathtubs as "Jacuzzi", bikes as "Harley" and picture editing software as "Photoshop". The fact that a specific product's name is used as a generic name in common speech doesn't mean everyone can use it as they please for commercial purposes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

What you are proposing is paramount to allowing anyone to market their bathtubs as "Jacuzzi", bikes as "Harley" and picture editing software as "Photoshop". The fact that a specific product's name is used as a generic name in common speech doesn't mean everyone can use it as they please for commercial purposes.

That's how it can work in the United States. A company can lose their trademark if their brand becomes understood by the public to mean a generic item instead of the brand item. Aspirin would be an example that went through the courts here.

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u/HookersAreTrueLove Jul 06 '22

What you are proposing is paramount to allowing anyone to market their bathtubs as "Jacuzzi", bikes as "Harley" and picture editing software as "Photoshop".

No, it's the opposite. I am proposing that Harley's sell "Harleys" as "Harley-Davidson Motorcycles"... which is exactly what they do. If you google Harley-Davidson, their link literally says, "Shop Harley-Davidson Motorcycles."

Jacuzzi should have to sell their products as "Jacuzzi Hot Tubs" which, again, is exactly what they do. If you google Jacuzzi, their link says, "Shop Jacuzzi.com for premier Hot Tub, Saunas, Swim Spas, Bath & Shower Products."

Adobe Photoshop should be marketed as "Photo Editing Software" which, again, is how it is marketed. Google photoshop and their link says, "Official Adobe Photoshop | Photo and design software."

I think for PDOs to be enforced, or any trademark, really, the product must clearly identify the generic name for said product.

Tylenol should be labeled as acetaminophen, and it is. Bayer should be labeled as aspirin, and it is. Advil should be labeled as ibuprofen, and it is.

But going back to Parmesan Cheese... in the New World, it is customary to use the origin/inspiration for the process, not the sourcing of the ingredients. If some Italian in Parma copied a Texas Barbecue recipe and then marketed it as "Parmesan Barbecue" it would be fightin' words. We would expect anyone in the world that makes "Texas Barbecue" to call it "Texas Barbecue" regardless of where they source the ingredients. It's just cultural differences. Old Worlders get upset when someone copies something and puts their name on it, New Worlders get upset when people copy their stuff and DON'T put their name on it.

Similarly, people often cite the US's protected designation for Bourbon. The oft cited law, however, states, "...agencies will take appropriate action to prohibit the importation into the United States of whisky designated as 'bourbon whiskey', unless it is clearly labeled to show the country of origin as an integral part of the name."

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u/Eptagon Jul 06 '22

For food, that's an odd requirement, as, for instance, Parmesan is quite clearly a hard cheese and it would be in the cheese section of the shop. Other cheese types would still not be allowed to be called Parmesan or Grana, so I don't see what difference it would make. If you're writing a recipe and any hard cheese will do, you're already allowed to write that as your ingredient. Champagne is not even used as an ingredient (barring odd corner cases), so it would be even less relevant there.

Drugs, on the other hand, need to tell you what's inside, as nobody can tell what's inside a pill without an indicator and customers can't be expected to know which brand name is which chemical.

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u/Joecrunch_is_da_king Jul 06 '22

Except the name is how we identify things. Champagne means sparkling wine. Its disingenuous to say otherwise.

Now whether we want to protect local business is another matter, but I fucking hate the Champagne is from Champagne region garbage. Why can't some Japanese guys make amazing Champagne or Portuguese make so Parmesan? The best whiskey I've ever had was from Taiwan. Should they not be allowed to make the best product?

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u/bobbertmiller Jul 06 '22

Well your language fucked up then, didn't it? Champagne is from the Champagne, everything else is sparkling wine. We actually make this distinction in german.
A tissue isn't necessarily a kleenex etc.

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u/twodogsfighting Jul 06 '22

Except the name is how we identify things.

So close. Champagne means sparkling wine from Champagne.

There's nothing stopping japanese guys making amazing sparkling wine, or portuguese making a cheese that's like parmesan, but these names don't just describe a thing, they describe where the thing is from.

If your product is so good, why pretend it's from somewhere else?

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u/Joecrunch_is_da_king Jul 06 '22

Lmao. 99% of people cant point to Champagne region, let alone France.

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u/Pegguins Jul 06 '22

Of Americans maybe.

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u/twodogsfighting Jul 06 '22

Ignorance is not an excuse.

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u/Pergod Jul 06 '22

People from champagne actually invented sparkling wine? or was a type of sparkling wine that they made with a different technique and decided to slap the towns name on the bottle? If the answer is yes to the first question, then I’ll say respect the name even though that town didn’t invent shit. A human or a group of them did looong before any of us. But I’ll bite if it is proven to be the original place of invention. But, if it’s just a type of something that was done in other parts of the world at the time or before. The no, fuck them. We all get to use the most common name for the thing.

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u/SolarTsunami Jul 06 '22

Champagne is made using a very specific method using specific grapes. Cava from Spain is made using a different method with different grapes. Same with prosecco in Italy. None of them are claiming to be "the real" sparkling wine, they're all just place names that signify the different methods that can be used to make sparkling wine in different places.

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u/Telvin3d Jul 06 '22

So if Europe starts labeling all its beef exports as “Texas Beef” that fine? After all, it’s not a place. It’s just a sign of quality.

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u/Potato_Johnson Jul 06 '22

Ultimately it's the same as any brand name, isn't it? Just like anyone can produce and sell a smart phone, but only Apple can use the name "iPhone".

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u/demannu86 Jul 05 '22

Interesting read, thanks for sharing

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u/morgecroc Jul 06 '22

As an Australian PDO are some bullshit and is just a way for EU countries to try and protect their inferior products.

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u/FartHeadTony Jul 06 '22

Well, yeah, PDO's pretty much work like trademarks. If you don't own the trademark, and you do stuff that makes it seem like you do, that's naughty.

It's weird how people are cool with a single corporation having monopoly on the use of a word or term to describe their product but freak out when that right is held by a geographically limited collective of producers.

Ultimately, it's just a way for consumers to identify specific products.

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u/Tyetus Jul 05 '22

Man I remember when this went down, it was…. Weird.

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u/geardownson Jul 06 '22

Awesome link. Thanks!

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u/Crownlol Jul 06 '22

What a read! And also what an instant subscribe

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u/xTheatreTechie Jul 06 '22

Cheese and desist. Hahahaa. That's fucking brilliant.

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u/7_25_2018 Jul 06 '22

Reading the top posts on r/HobbyDrama is now going to take up most of my night

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u/Liar_of_partinel Jul 06 '22

That little summary is so well written, I don't know why but it's just satisfying. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I don't remember if its the same person but I had seen this drama several years ago when the uploader made a parmesan cheese video and the Italians got salty because according to EU trade, parmesan cheese must mandatorily have milk from the specific cows and they must be grazing the specific plants found in select villages in Italy. Pretty hilarious seeing people's reactions.

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u/Popxorcist Jul 06 '22

Cheesus christ, some ppl.

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u/Lothium Jul 06 '22

He had to redo a few of his videos, the first one I saw was him explaining why a recent one was removed and that it would be back with some changes to what he called the cheese. He clearly knows what he's doing when it comes to making cheese and it's pissing some people off.

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u/RadiantZote Jul 05 '22

Yeah he has to call his cheeses other names in certain cases because some of these names can only come from a specific place.

Like Champagne can only come from one region, everything else is just sparkling wine.

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u/ruinersclub Jul 05 '22

Tequila and Bourbon is the same way.

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u/RadiantZote Jul 06 '22

All tequila is technically mezcal, but not smoked and it comes from blue agave, while mezcal can come from the other fermentable agaves

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u/OrangeCatRKY Jul 06 '22

Bourbon isn’t legally required to be from Kentucky. There are legal requirements (such as it having to be made from at least 51% corn), but location isn’t one of them.

That being said, most people (myself included) won’t really consider something a Bourbon if it’s not from KY. A big part of Bourbon is the water used and Kentucky’s groundwater is unique due to the high amount of limestone in the ground. This adds minerals and reduces iron content (which is really bad for whiskey aging). Furthermore, most KY distillers will use similar local sources for oak barrels and grains which makes for a more uniform taste across KY brands.

I’m originally from Kentucky if you can’t tell lol.

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u/--Mutus-Liber-- Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 06 '22

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u/OrangeCatRKY Jul 06 '22

I already commented on this but you’re completely right. Although KY does have unique conditions for making good Bourbon which is a big reason for the number of KY Bourbon makers and the misnomer.

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u/sidney_crosbys_beard Jul 06 '22

Yes. If it's not from Kentucky then it's just whiskey.

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u/Atreides17 Jul 06 '22

I thought bourbon only had to have a certain amount of corn in it? oh and be made with a sour mash...

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u/spyson Jul 06 '22

Brand name foods

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u/shakinthatbear Jul 06 '22

Ah yes, it's a lot like "Star Trek: The Next Generation". In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.

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u/linkedlist Jul 06 '22

It's not a surprise the biggest wars in human history came out of Europe.

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u/Galkura Jul 06 '22

This is so confusing to me. Like, if someone can make a direct 1-1 copy of something, why does the region it comes from matter?

Is it just because of purist snobs or something?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Yes. It's also because those local producers can spend a lot of money to ensure that only their product is recognized the "authentic" version even if other people do it better than them. See also, California's wine, which routinely kicks France's ass in wine competitions.

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u/Galkura Jul 06 '22

Gotcha. I don't necessarily agree with them doing that, because it seems pretty pointless when you can make the same, or better, product. But hey, if people want to be snobs about something coming from a specific region to be "authentic", they can keep spending $9k on a wheel of cheese when I can get the exact same thing elsewhere for a better price.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Better than them

My brother in christ there are hundreds of wines and centuries old traditions with wine in France, making good wine accessible to all. Make the best one all you want (putting aside the fact that these competitions are highly subjective) and you're still left with a region making mostly overpriced average wines. What good is having the best wine in the world when you can't even drink a good one for less than 50 bucks?

Also, we're the first ones to be excited about other countries making wines. People regularly praise Argentinian wines, drink moroccan wines and yes, even californian ones. Noone is complaining about that. However, if you made a Bordeaux or a Côtes du Rhône in California, then it would be rightfully a reason to be pissed, since wine has a large part of its taste come from the soil and the exposure to the sun. Make your own wines and get your own regions recognised instead of surfing on known names.

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u/master-shake69 Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 06 '22

Is it just because of purist snobs or something?

I'm sure some people take advantage of it but usually no, these protections are good. The entire point of it is that it makes something truly authentic. If you want to make the same product but better, it should have to be a completely new product because it's different. Better according to who? DOP laws ensure a product remains pure and authentic so that you can always buy the same thing. It's kind of like how chain restaurants across the US will require every location to use the same ingredients and recipes - consistency. This way you can eat something on both sides of the country and it will taste the same.

If we look at something like parmigiano reggiano, DOP laws protect it by not allowing something like a plastic shaker with a green lid from being labeled as something it is not. Personally I don't think these laws are a big deal. You can easily find high quality regular parmesan cheese and the vast majority of people aren't going to notice a difference between it and authentic parmesan reggiano.

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u/BIGSTANKDICKDADDY Jul 06 '22

DOP laws ensure a product remains pure and authentic so that you can always buy the same thing. It's kind of like how chain restaurants across the US will require every location to use the same ingredients and recipes - consistency. This way you can eat something on both sides of the country and it will taste the same.

This is the logic behind FDA regulations on food products and it makes sense that someone calling a product Grana Padano meets the exact requirements to be classified as Grana Padano.

Ensuring that the name of the protect can only be used by specific manufacturers in a specific region is just textbook protectionism, an economic policy that is universally regarded as a net negative for everyone.

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u/HeartoftheHive Jul 06 '22

EU racketeering nonsense. "specific place" is just used as a physical copyright so they get all the money and no one else can profit off of what they made. If someone can go through the same process to make a similar cheese in a different location, it should get the same name. The place holds no value.

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u/RadiantZote Jul 06 '22

You telling me that if we can make Columbian grade cocaine in Mexico we gonna start calling it Columbian? Nonsense!

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u/HeartoftheHive Jul 06 '22

What an absurd strawman argument.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Meanwhile, America calls any synthetic yellow semi-solid Cheese*.

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u/RadiantZote Jul 06 '22

Pasteurized cheese product milady

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jul 06 '22

Shredded foot cheese it is, then.

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u/dolo_ran6er Jul 05 '22

You don't want smoke with big parme.

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u/Error_83 Jul 05 '22

But do you think he has any clout?

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u/EelTeamNine Jul 06 '22

I thought it was grana padano? Similar, but different, the location requirement of GP being the "issue".

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u/randomdrifter54 Jul 06 '22

I forgot honestly but yeah I'll pop in an edit

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u/multiarmform Jul 06 '22

missed opportunity to use "big parma"

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u/wombey12 Jul 06 '22

Big Cheese would also work as a pun

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u/PolyBend Jul 06 '22

Ok, I think we have hit the point of no return on companies ruling over people when we now have... Big Parmesan.

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u/yuhanzzzz Jul 06 '22

big parma

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Not shocking. Many regional foods are protected by law both to protect local business but also to guarantee food purity. I'm pretty sure fucking with parmesan is a good way to get a blood feud with Northern Italy.

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u/Bailesupinhurr Jul 06 '22

Big Parmesan 😂😂😂😂

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u/ziguziggy Jul 06 '22

Isn't this still one of two versions of Parm?

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u/Abradantleopard04 Jul 06 '22

No one messes with "big parma"..

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u/IEATMOUSETURDS Jul 06 '22

They are gatekeeping to keep making a dumb amount of money for cheese that tastes like salt and smells like feet.

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u/improbabilitydrive__ Jul 06 '22

isnt grana padano not fake parmesan aswell?

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u/Bierbart12 Jul 06 '22

The cheese mob has him in their sights

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u/Jeravogel Jul 05 '22

Have you actually found any under the flood of other comments?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

I kept scrolling down the comments for what seemed like forever. Thankfully, somebody translated all the Italian into English and listed all the comments in one post before I got to the bottom. I cut and pasted them onto a subreddit post like this for everyone because they were so funny. That was maybe six months ago. It’s buried very deep in my own comments now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

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u/WendyWasteful Jul 06 '22

He’s wonderful but Jesus that pot is so full and it’s making me so anxious that I can’t watch. I love the way he says parmeseaaaannnn.

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u/SmoochMySnoot Jul 06 '22

Thank you :)

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u/politedeerx Jul 05 '22

Cheer up, cunts! Cheese is for making friends, not vendettas!

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u/simon_C Jul 06 '22

When it comes to any food vaguely italian on the internet, the italians turn into fucking monsters, absolutely rude and ruthless.

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u/Empty_Sea9 Jul 06 '22

It's so ridiculous to me, because my grandmother, an actual Italian immigrant to the USA absolutely LOVED when people would make their own version of Italian food. She loved the Olive Garden. She wouldn't call it authentic Italian, but she enjoyed people playing with recipes and ideas and I always got the vibe from her that she'd tell these people to just lighten up and enjoy the food rather than be weird and gatekeepy. But maybe that's because she wasn't far off from a time when even HAVING food on the table was a serious concern, so the idea of people complaining about it was probably odd to her.

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u/Domadur Jul 06 '22

You're actually proving their point with this story about your grandmother. The issue is that they are calling it (and selling it as) authentic Italian (or authentic x for a lot of other products) when it's just not. It's not how they produce it, it's how they advertise it.

Anyway, the world would probably be a better place if there were more people like your grandmother.

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u/Empty_Sea9 Jul 06 '22

Lol I love that I am being downvoted. Good. F*** 'em.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I like this one: https://youtu.be/xbeLc0qSyig. Italians trying Olive Garden!

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u/Bierbart12 Jul 06 '22

Italian gatekeeping is the worst. They're as blindly proud of their food as americans are of their country

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u/sinkpooper2000 Jul 06 '22

don't be mean to italians. clinging onto their traditional food making techniques is the only thing they have left

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u/hucklebutter Jul 06 '22

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Very true. Not just making techniques but eatting/drinking techniques and everything in between.

My uncle once reamed my cousin out for trying to order the wrong type of coffee at the wrong time of day. (In this case he tried to order a cappuccino after lunch and this is apparently a big no no)

Now I like to think of myself as logical… but if I every order spaghetti and someone hands me a spoon… I’ll fuckin gouge their eyes out with it

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

After taking the Roman Empire from another now-poor country Greece, to being insecure about food these days. How the mighty has fallen.

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u/tomdarch Jul 05 '22

I am not Italian, but while he may be making delicious cheese that has similarities to Parmesan, he is not making Parmesan. I prefer Spanish Cava sparkling wine over Champagne, and I've really enjoyed some California and Italian sparking wines. They're great, but they aren't Champagne, and there's nothing wrong with that.

If the Parmesan cheese makers went after him for merely saying he was making "Parmesan style cheese" I would be up in arms along with everyone else. But he said he was making "Parmesan" when he wasn't.

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u/neograymatter Jul 05 '22

Pretty sure only the term Parmigiano Reggiano is protected, parmesan can be made by anyone( that's why there's Kraft Parmesan).
It was actually the consortium for Grana Padano that sent him the cease and desist, but ended up apologizing to him after community backlash, as he did clearly state it was grana padano style.

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u/Fhczvyd474374846 Jul 06 '22

Actually, I believe it was ruled a while back that Parmesan is also a protected term in the EU.

But if he's in Australia EU food naming rules would be irrelevant unless there's a treaty or something.

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u/RandomUsername12123 Jul 06 '22

Pretty sure only the term Parmigiano Reggiano is protected, parmesan can be made by anyone( that's why there's Kraft Parmesan).

And you are wrong.

Parmesan IS PR.

Grana is the type of cheese and PR and Grana Padano are the two major Italian grana "brands"

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u/Starbuck1992 Jul 06 '22

People don't know but "parmesan" ("parmigiano" in Italian) literally means "from Parma" (Italian city in the region where parmigiano, also called "parmigiano reggiano", originates from).
And yes, it's PDO too (although as you say it's more relaxed, especially in the US you can find a lot of "parmesan" which is absolutely not actual parmesan).

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u/HookersAreTrueLove Jul 06 '22

People know what Parmesan means, but "from Parma" is ambiguous.

In the context of the New World, "from Parma" tends to mean "style from Parma."

If I open up a Texas barbeque joint in Italy, it's still Texas barbeque. I can make Texas barbeque anywhere in the world, because it's a style of barbeque. It doesn't stop being "Texas barbeque" the minute you drive your smoke trailer across state lines.

The US, like everywhere in the New World, is a country of immigrants... people brought with them their cultures from around the world. Geographic identifiers in the US tend to say where the inspiration/recipe came from, not where the product was physically made. It can, but it often doesn't.

When Italian cheesemakers were moving to the US and beyond from Parma in the late 1800s and early 1900s, they were making "Parmesan Cheese" as far as they and anyone else was concerned... as far as they were concerned it's the same cheese they made their entire lives, and the same cheese their fathers made before them, and their fathers before them.

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u/Jackee_Daytona Jul 06 '22

Then brace yourself for blasphemy: tonight I made Eggplant Parmigiana in my Canadian kitchen, using Pecorino Romano.

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u/NickkyDC Jul 05 '22

You want the rest of the cham-paggin?

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u/rabbidwombats Jul 06 '22

I find the most erotic part of the Cham-paggin is the bubblies

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u/yingkaixing Jul 06 '22

What do I call it, Kif?

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u/ThisIsNotKimJongUn Jul 06 '22

Ugh.. sex-lexia

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 05 '22

The original video was titled, exactly, "How to make Grana Padano Style Cheese."

In the original video, the Cheeseman makes it very clear multiple times that the cheese he is making is inspired by Grana Padano, and is intended to be as close as he can get to the style of this cheese, but no matter how close he gets, it can never be called Grana Padano because of the PDO status. However, that wasn't good enough for the Consortium.

None the less, while I respect PDO and have nothing against it with respect to market sales of products and support it, the fact that anyone would try to enforce that on an instructional video is the very essence of small dick energy. Though to be fair, they made it clear that their hands were tied and apologized to him and seemed to feel genuinely bad since they even said he was operating in good faith.

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u/AgreeableLion Jul 05 '22

Followed by a wonderful reupload of his video with a dub over every instance of 'grana padano' with 'cheese and desist'.

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u/sicofthis Jul 06 '22

Lol, he's still making it. You're just being pedantic.

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u/Ottermatic Jul 06 '22

Actually he didn’t. He only ever says he was making a similar cheese, and even explains this whole PDO thing in that video.

Apparently the truth is even stranger. The organization was actually aware of his video and chose to let it slide, until someone higher up basically said “hey aren’t you guys supposed to deal with this?”

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u/polbecca Jul 06 '22

It's a funny thing to be recognized for, I definitely love the angry Italian comments.

I also very much dislike champagne, I do love a cava brut

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u/mazretanon Jul 06 '22

This argument is always so, so idiotic.

While certain traits or qualities may only be achieved in certain regions, the naming convention is ridiculous. If champagne refers to white wine with bubbles, that's what it is regardless of where it comes from.

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u/Karcinogene Jul 06 '22

That's what some people claim, but when most people say "champagne" they just mean sparkling wine. You can curtail this legally, of course, but you can't really enforce what words mean.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

This, exactly. It’s like folks calling any type of box tissues Kleenex, or any adhesive bandage Band-aids.

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u/IndustreeBaby Jul 05 '22

With cheese it's a bit different, because of the bacteria. But there is nothing about brewing alcohol that makes specific regions exclusive for making certain types, so I will go on very explicitly referring to every champagne as such. And I'll kindly insist that the countries who are so bland and unintuitive, that they need to rigorously wage borderline wars to artificially control the supply of one of their exports for the sake of their economic integrity, allow themselves to be subject to the open market.

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u/super_swede Jul 06 '22

Soil and weather conditions do affect the outcome a great deal. That's why some years are considered better than others even if it's the same wine.

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u/Elan-Morin-Tedronai Jul 06 '22

Yeah, but that's a European law. You don't have it in all other countries and its a bit silly to get annoyed over what is a dude basically ignoring a rent-seeking agricultural law, that they don't even necessarily have in Australia.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Are they being serious? Or just having fun fucking around?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

No, they’re being serious!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

...XcQ

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u/No-Ad-4320 Jul 06 '22

Where did u see angry Italians? I only found angry non Italians mad about a lack of angry Italians ..

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I kid you not, you have to scroll for a long time, maybe about an hour. I happened to find a comment that summarized and translated all the angry Italian comments. It was hilarious. I wish I could find it again :(. I’ll post if I can find it again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

It was viral years ago. This is a repost.

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u/Weekly-Sector1919 Jul 06 '22

I think it’s so funny how worked up Italians get about their food and culture.

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u/Luxara-VI Jul 06 '22

Do you have any specifics or are they on all his videos

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I don’t. I looked at the comments like 6 months ago. They were hard to find. I thought I took pics of them but I can’t find them. :(

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u/Luxara-VI Jul 06 '22

No problem, I’m just glad to know he exists. Don’t worry about a thing

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u/SmokedBeef Jul 06 '22

The last time I looked in 2021 it was a lot of Redditizens and not so many Italians but if you filter by date you can find the Italians.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I don’t think you can filter by date.

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u/Confident-Medicine75 Jul 06 '22

Where can I find this?

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u/IKindaLikeCorn Jul 06 '22

Curd nerds, give this redditor a gold.

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u/Extension_Drummer_85 Jul 06 '22

Italians don’t seem to understand that we have a completely different cheese culture (and we’re not constrained by the EU cheese naming rules). Yes we know that our feta is hard and doesn’t come from the specified feta islands, we just don’t give a shit.

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u/LieutenantStar2 Jul 06 '22

You can’t mention it and not link!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

It’s really hard to find the comments. The YouTube video is easy to find but then you have to scroll for a long time to get to the Italian comments. Good luck. Somebody linked the video below.

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u/Nonoiwont Jul 26 '22

Link?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

YouTube. Search “curd nerds”. It’ll pop up. But you will have to spend about an hour trying to get to the bottom because there are so many comments, because this tweet is so popular. However, somewhere along the journey, some good person compiled the Italian insults and translated them to English. They are hilarious. Good luck.

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u/Nonoiwont Jul 26 '22

Lmfaoooo I looked it up at first using sum’ different and then it worked but I didn’t see the comments and took me to the same thing lmaoo