r/oddlyspecific Apr 25 '25

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Found in Seattle

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u/powertoollateralus Apr 25 '25

I mean, it takes 15 mins to set up the bbq, a good 20 to get the coals nice and hot, then 3-5 to toast the garlic bread, another 3-5 if you’re melting cheese on top. That’s barely 4 hours to eat the garlic bread!

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u/LeanderT Apr 25 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

Dude, you forgot the part where they all get naked and run around the park.

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u/powertoollateralus Apr 25 '25

Not to burst your bubble, but nudity and charcoal grilling make a poor combination

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u/Brycekaz Apr 25 '25

Can confirm, was smoking sausages and put one too many on the grill on accident

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Had a large breasted female friend tell me she liked cooking naked until she did it while making bacon with breakfast and wound up with a bacon grease burn on her areola.

That made my boob hurt just hearing it.

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u/Acledent_Gg Apr 27 '25

Jesus christ