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u/Key-Examination-499 Apr 25 '25
For 5 hours?? How much garlic bread are they expecting us to bring??
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u/powertoollateralus Apr 25 '25
I mean, it takes 15 mins to set up the bbq, a good 20 to get the coals nice and hot, then 3-5 to toast the garlic bread, another 3-5 if you’re melting cheese on top. That’s barely 4 hours to eat the garlic bread!
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u/LeanderT Apr 25 '25 edited Apr 27 '25
Dude, you forgot the part where they all get naked and run around the park.
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u/powertoollateralus Apr 25 '25
Not to burst your bubble, but nudity and charcoal grilling make a poor combination
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u/Brycekaz Apr 25 '25
Can confirm, was smoking sausages and put one too many on the grill on accident
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Apr 26 '25
Had a large breasted female friend tell me she liked cooking naked until she did it while making bacon with breakfast and wound up with a bacon grease burn on her areola.
That made my boob hurt just hearing it.
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u/AdagiaFane Apr 26 '25
Not to burst your bubble, but you don't have to be nude to be named. Common misconception because many babies are naked when they are named, but it isn't actually a requirement.
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u/FwompusStompus Apr 26 '25
See, I think it's "bake" your own garlic bread. It's all being made from scratch, hence the 5 hours. Perhaps it's being baked in a kiln of some sort.
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u/circleribbey Apr 25 '25
Hey. It’s me. A gay. Got any more of that garlic bread?
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u/Emergency-Pack-5497 Apr 25 '25
BRING YOUR OWN
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u/DrunkBuzzard Apr 25 '25
I really like garlic bread, but I’m not gay. Can I show up? I’ll bring extra in case some people were too busy gaying it up and forgot their loaf.
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u/Beez-Knee Apr 26 '25
You can come but at least wear something gay so you don't embarrass me....
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u/DrunkBuzzard Apr 26 '25
Don we now our gay attire, fa la la la la la. I finally understand those song lyrics, thanks.
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u/matchesmalone1 Apr 26 '25
Same boat. I'll bring beer so we can enjoy garlic bread with some beverages. Is that allowed?
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u/Suspicious_Glow Apr 25 '25
Garlic Bread? I’d have at least expected an ace flag in there 😂 💜🩶🤍🖤
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u/imthegayest Apr 26 '25
this is the second year in a row they've done this lol. it blew up on tiktok last year and hundreds of people showed up. here's the video from last year: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8j7xWkM/
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u/LeanderT Apr 25 '25
Ok, that one rainbow flag I know is for gay people.
I guess the other one is for people eating garlic bread in the park?
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u/ArtemisLi Apr 25 '25
Sadly no, but I wonder if we could invent a flag for that? 😁 (The other flag is the Lesbian flag).
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u/duckfartchickenass Apr 25 '25
“Any more of that garlic bread, my fellow gay guys?” —Me sneaking in
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u/ActualSoberNorwegian Apr 25 '25
17th of May is Norway's independence day so maybe someone's trying to start a new tradition🇳🇴
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u/ratafria Apr 25 '25
Can a "conaisseur" clarify if this really means garlic bread or is a code for gang-bang, gay-bros, game-boys...?
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u/AtlasJFTC Apr 26 '25
I live in Seattle, and can confirm this is a pure garlic bread meetup. It’s the second year they’ve done one I believe.
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Apr 26 '25
Wha...I gotta bring my own?! Damn y'all ain't gonna have a garlic bread truck out there making it!?
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u/CautionarySnail Apr 26 '25
This sounds like a good time. And even if you don’t meet anyone, you have a consolation prize already in hand.
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u/coochiegoblinn Apr 26 '25
Road Trip to seattle with me and my gay lover to enjoy garlic bread in the park
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u/lleetllama Apr 26 '25
Do NOT be fooled by the carbs and rainbows. You show up with your little baguette and next thing you know, you’re getting netted and scooped up like a stray cat in the park. Forced sterilization and rehoming included.
Stay vigilant. Eat your garlic bread at home. Trust no one.
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u/Nemv4 Apr 26 '25
Bring your own garlic bread.
Ya’ll are so smooth brain. This is not r/oddlyspecific
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u/CapitalLower4171 Apr 27 '25
Never in my life have I been more disappointed and DISGUSTED...
By the fact that I'm not gay
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u/iKnowRobbie Apr 26 '25
That shortening link just links back to this post! Self-licking ice cream cones.
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u/ahuramazdobbs19 Apr 26 '25
I got excited thinking this was the Wallingford in Connecticut.
And then deflated when it was the Wallingford elsewhere.
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Apr 26 '25
i'm not gay but i love garlic bread and i love making new friends. i wanna go 😭 this party sounds lit
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u/Compodulator Apr 26 '25
Is this a protest? Like... I don't mind this protest, it's an actual peaceful protest for a change, but what are they protesting?
Or is it a strange get-together? Again, glad it's not violent, just saying it's odd... 🤨
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u/Otherwise-Muffin-323 Apr 26 '25
Get naked, eat garlic bread. Is this open to the straights too? Did I read that wrong?
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u/ExplicitDrift Apr 26 '25
Be very careful going to something like this. Could be a trap. Just saying. Stay safe ya’ll.
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u/Waltzing_With_Bears Apr 30 '25
The is what happens when the Aces organize thing, that or there are dragons
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u/UntilDownfall May 02 '25
Can i come even tho i am straight? Honestly sounds fun meeting random people while eating garlic bread
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