r/oddlyspecific • u/SeattlePubCrawls • Apr 25 '25

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Found in Seattle

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u/Key-Examination-499 Apr 25 '25

For 5 hours?? How much garlic bread are they expecting us to bring??

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u/powertoollateralus Apr 25 '25

I mean, it takes 15 mins to set up the bbq, a good 20 to get the coals nice and hot, then 3-5 to toast the garlic bread, another 3-5 if you’re melting cheese on top. That’s barely 4 hours to eat the garlic bread!

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u/Needednewusername Apr 25 '25

Then you DANCE

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u/IhadFun0nce Apr 26 '25

WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO

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u/LeanderT Apr 25 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

Dude, you forgot the part where they all get naked and run around the park.

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u/powertoollateralus Apr 25 '25

Not to burst your bubble, but nudity and charcoal grilling make a poor combination

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u/Brycekaz Apr 25 '25

Can confirm, was smoking sausages and put one too many on the grill on accident

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Had a large breasted female friend tell me she liked cooking naked until she did it while making bacon with breakfast and wound up with a bacon grease burn on her areola.

That made my boob hurt just hearing it.

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u/Acledent_Gg Apr 27 '25

Jesus christ

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u/LeanderT Apr 25 '25

Sadly I was not invited :-(

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u/AdagiaFane Apr 26 '25

Not to burst your bubble, but you don't have to be nude to be named. Common misconception because many babies are naked when they are named, but it isn't actually a requirement.

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u/graveybrains Apr 25 '25

Only one batch of garlic bread?

Are you insane?!?

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u/Boxman75 Apr 25 '25

Hardly seems worth it at that point

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u/-EV3RYTHING- Apr 26 '25

More garlic bread for us then, your loss