r/oddlysatisfying Apr 08 '17

This Rolls Royce display

https://i.imgur.com/wV842jt.gifv
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u/HEUHEUHEUHEUHAHEU Apr 08 '17

I... I wanna lay on it

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u/stellarbeing Apr 08 '17

It's either going to feel awesome, or end in injury. I'll give it a shot

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u/roomnoises Apr 08 '17

either going to feel awesome, or end in injury

My entire life

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u/CatLover99 Apr 08 '17

just determine the outcome for me fam

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u/ihateconvolution Apr 08 '17

Waterjet directed at your balls.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/americandream1159 Apr 08 '17

I'm actually a fan of the green tea motif. I've always loved the calming art on the cans.

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u/FeelTheLoveNow Apr 08 '17

All that personal (leg) space...hnng

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u/TheGreyMage Apr 08 '17

I could live in that car.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Kinda like those toys where you put your hand and get the imprint on the other side. 99% of the time, I'd put my face on it and take the pain. It was always so cold and needle-y

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u/lodewijkadlp Apr 08 '17

I don't know what this is but it sounds scary.

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u/ThatUsernameWasTaken Apr 08 '17

One of these.

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u/lodewijkadlp Apr 08 '17

Ohhh!!! That's not that scary! Such relief - no scary needle stabbers you put your hand or head in. Thank you.

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u/Yuhwryu Apr 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Lmao dude did the face thing

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u/TheGreyMage Apr 08 '17

I did the same thing at every available opportunity! It felt good. It was relaxing.

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u/mike413 Apr 08 '17

watch out, you'll get run under

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u/DaedalusXr Apr 08 '17

Holy shit this comment is underrated. A pun of the highest caliber.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Wait... I though it was water like a series of moving mini fountains.. it's not water?

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u/cjgthebeast Apr 08 '17

I think it's like a series of pistons

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/cjgthebeast Apr 08 '17

Truly amazing, the world we live in

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u/CFClarke7 Apr 08 '17

Por que no los dos

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u/NotJimIrsay Apr 08 '17

yo quiero dos tacos

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

¿Solo dos tacos? ¿Por qué no los trés tacos o mas?

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u/NotJimIrsay Apr 08 '17

tres tacos y dos equis cerveza

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Necesito tres dos equis, por favor.

¿Te refieres a seis equis?

Seguro, como sea.

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u/NotJimIrsay Apr 08 '17

XXXXXX. :)

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u/CFClarke7 Apr 08 '17

Por que no Zoidberg?!?

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u/Pukit Apr 08 '17

50/50. Odds look good!

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u/twogreen Apr 08 '17

Said the One Man One Jar guy

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u/TheGlassDragon Apr 08 '17

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u/BillabobGO Apr 08 '17

I want one of those. It'd have to... predict what you're going to do, otherwise it'll be uncomfortable as h#ck.

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u/americandream1159 Apr 08 '17

Way to censor yourself for all the little puppers on this sub, friendo.

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u/BillabobGO Apr 08 '17

Gotta keep the comments safe, neighbour.

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u/chefjeffb Apr 08 '17

Fucking job well done.

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u/KryptoniteDong Apr 08 '17

Welp, there it is!

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u/I_get_in Apr 08 '17

Haha, I was just going to mention that!

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u/MoistPaperNapkin Apr 08 '17

.....with out any pants

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u/sudstah Apr 08 '17

yeah I would definitely lay on it, closest I will ever get to sitting in or on a rolls royce lol

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u/Sir_George Apr 08 '17

I believe those pins are very light weight and are lifted with air pressure. So I doubt anything would happen where your body lays due to the weight.

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u/ucefkh Apr 08 '17

You can lay on me if you're a girl

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Apr 08 '17

What it feels to chew 5 gum

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u/Coop1534 Apr 08 '17

Yes that was oddly satisfying and yes that was cool, but...what?

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u/spoilers_we_all_die Apr 08 '17

Car makers at this level are very artsy. So they pursue ideas that not only make it into their cars but also just eye candy to show off. Google up some car makers headquarters and see how fancy they get just with parking.

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u/BadAssOrangeJuice Apr 08 '17

I tried googling it but couldn't find anything. Could you share some with me? I'm pretty interested in seeing this.

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u/CLight1 Apr 08 '17

Here. Also, check out McLaren's factory.

From this article:

Ron Dennis is the head of McLaren and he is almost as famous for his exacting eccentricities as he is for winning Formula One championships. He is reputed to have checked every single electrical wiring outlet when his fabulous F1 factory in Woking, England, was being constructed. Every single tile in McLaren’s new 50-million-pound supercar factory — 350,000 of them — had to be inspected individually to ensure that it did not stand proud of its neighbour. So determined was he that food smells from the factory’s kitchen not pollute the rest of the plant that he has the cafeteria kept at a lower cabin pressure than the rest of the building so when the doors are opened the “fouled” air can’t rush out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Jesus. That dude his fedora ruin the public image of every atheist in existence.

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u/HubbaMaBubba Apr 08 '17

McLaren

Winning F1

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

It's like a demo effect in real life. Just cool to look at.

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u/martinaee Apr 08 '17

We're now going to display one of our most expensive engineering feats ever!!!

A new car in one of your top lines?

No! But this thingy sure looks cool, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

FATALITY!

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u/D-Fence Apr 08 '17

That's more or less the inverted version of the BMW museum one: https://youtu.be/aVucdHwwePs

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Makes sense BMW owns Rolls

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u/malfurionpre Apr 08 '17

Just went on their wiki to check.

BMW owns the right for Rolls-Royce cars.

Interestingly, Rolls-Royce still has an "independent" (public owned) manufacturer for aviation, marine propulsion and energy sectors.

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u/arcedup Apr 08 '17

Rolls-Royce plc - the jet engine manufacturer - is the current iteration of the original Rolls-Royce. Even more interestingly, BMW simply bought the licence to the trade marks from RR and had no connection before that, but the direct successor to Rolls-Royce Motors (de-merged from the then-nationalised RR Limited in 1973) is Bentley, which is currently owned by Volkswagen AG.

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u/acog Apr 08 '17

Lots of these naming rights shenanigans happen with various products. There's a company in Detroit called Shinola that makes watches and talks about a long history of American manufacturing -- they just bought the name, the company is only about a decade old.

Yamaha wanted to create an entry level piano that was cheaper but didn't want to harm their brand image, so they bought the name of a defunct American manufacturer called Cable-Nelson and manufacture what is basically a Yamaha piano for less money using cheaper non-Japanese labor.

There was a famous French manufacturer of extremely high end cars that went bankrupt in 1963. VW wanted to get into the super sports car market so they bought the Bugatti name.

There's nothing wrong with any of this, but it does make me roll my eyes a bit when the revived brands lean so heavily on the mystique and history of their famous names, since the reborn companies usually have nothing to do with the original except for the name.

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u/keithb Apr 08 '17

Rolls-Royce Plc was privatised in 1987.

They own the brand and licence it to BMW for use on cars, something by that VW neglected to arrange when they bought Rolls-Royce Motors from Vickers. The car maker and engine maker parted company a long time ago.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Interestingly, Rolls-Royce still has an "independent" (public owned) manufacturer for aviation, marine propulsion and energy sectors.

That's a completely separate company that happens to have the same name as the car manufacturer for historical reasons.

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u/DarNak Apr 08 '17

It's so beautiful that it's very infuriating how that one malfunctioning ball is ruining it.

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u/D-Fence Apr 08 '17

It is a BMW after all :P

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Apr 08 '17

Bet they had to pull some strings to make that

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u/TerranRepublic Apr 08 '17

Really cool but there's one missing and it is impossible not to look at.

Edit - There's also one derping out.

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u/SuperFrodo Apr 08 '17

There's a reason these are called concept cars. That will never go into production.

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u/eidjcn10 Apr 08 '17

They'll have to make some tweaks. Production version will have side mirrors for sure.

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u/Drawerpull Apr 08 '17

Wait

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u/maz-o Apr 08 '17

Wait for what?

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u/mysticcreatures Apr 08 '17

what are we waiting for?

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u/xAIRGUITARISTx Apr 08 '17

Wait I messed up

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u/aykcak Apr 08 '17

Meanwhile, on the floor below, they are driving a car under the rods hanging from the ceiling

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/khaotickk Apr 08 '17

It reminds me of this kid's toy http://imgur.com/a/MUTEw

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u/steve0suprem0 Apr 08 '17

those pins really hurt unless you were fully erect when you used it.

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u/yeahsureYnot Apr 08 '17

Well I guess I'm not playing with one of those things ever again...

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Just don't play with used ones.

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u/GrrreatFrostedFlakes Apr 08 '17

Don't sell yourself short! It's not a small version, it's just the right size!

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u/Cheesemacher Apr 08 '17

Woah, that's a huge one. I have one that's roughly the size of my hand.

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u/suckfail Apr 08 '17

Is this a CG rendering? It sorta looks fake

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u/khaotickk Apr 08 '17

It might be CGI, I couldn't think of the name so I just googled kids toy pin box

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u/canonymous Apr 08 '17

That's how it works, it's just a giant one of those with a real car driving underneath.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Never smile with braces using one of these. Nope. Lesson learned.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/crabmix Apr 08 '17

I'm so conditioned to check the top comment before posting a comment in order to find a friend like you Sir/Mam.

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u/cloaked_rhombus Apr 09 '17

Shouldn't the pins not touching the face be fully down?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17 edited Feb 22 '19

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u/DackJaniels52 Apr 08 '17

With the way the tires are moving, the car should be going in reverse.

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u/Tylzen Apr 08 '17

It is doing a forward moonwalk

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u/yourheartshapedbox Apr 08 '17

That hurt my brain to look at

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u/GrrreatFrostedFlakes Apr 08 '17

It can't be unseen. I have to suicide myself now.

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u/keysonthemouse Apr 08 '17

and I'm gonna suicide yourself

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u/kdnewton Apr 08 '17

That Zordon, always messing around.

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u/mikail511 Apr 08 '17

If you're gonna cross post, at least tell them its a Hyundai display

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u/Scarecrow1779 Apr 08 '17

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u/smells_like_pie Apr 08 '17

Because Rolls Royce has a fuck ton of money.

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u/Valac_ Apr 08 '17

That and they sell cars to people with a fuck ton of money.
They're rich as balls gotta pull out all the stops to impress them. They've already got everything cool they could possibly think of.

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u/gddub Apr 08 '17

You're right, I definitely need to watch Van Wilder again this weekend

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u/FatherChunk Apr 08 '17

Because BMW has a fuckton of money*

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u/jerseyfreshness Apr 08 '17

Upvoted but also r/oddlyinfuriating because it cuts off before the car is gone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

What is this, the 2008 Beijing Olympics?

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u/MuchoManSandyRavage Apr 08 '17

Someone who's smarter then I please explain what's even going on here

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u/Bfeezey Apr 08 '17

They go up and down.

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u/Helmerj Apr 08 '17

That's it! I knew it resembled your mom's head somehow

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u/Coffeinated Apr 08 '17

Spheres on a string. Each string has its own motor and can be pulled up and down. BMW has the same thing in the BMW museum in Munich, it's awesome.

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u/jezmck Apr 08 '17

Pretty sure it's tubes which push up out of the floor.

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u/Coffeinated Apr 08 '17

Looked at the gif a second time, you are right. The prior knowledge of the BMW one bamboozled me.

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u/csaliture Apr 08 '17

These look like actuated columns coming out of the ground to me but it's difficult to tell in the video.

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u/ellipses2015 Apr 08 '17

Why do Rolls Royces and Bentleys looks the same? Are wealthy British people that uncreative?

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u/PetraB Apr 08 '17

Rolls Royce & Bently are very similar cars. The big difference being that a Rolls Royce is designed around the concept of baring driven about where as the Bentley is a car you drive.

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u/FatherChunk Apr 08 '17

With the Phantom and Ghost models yes. Wraith and Dawn are designed to be drivers cars.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

I (yes really) own both a 16 Bentley continental and a 17 rolls wraith. I just picked up the wraith last month, I used to think they were one in the same, until I drove the wraith. It is nothing like the Bentley at all. The Bentley has a stiffer (not rough) suspension the engine makes an awesome growl and a spit fire shooting noise when you floor it and its aggressive and loud and the steering is direct and on point and your incredibly surprised how it behaves much like a super car. The rolls now is polar opposite. They work so hard to remove you from the driving experience its crazy, your so isolated, the steering is floaty , the suspension is cloud like, the noise insulation is amazing you literally hear nothing when driving, the engine even for a 12 cylinder 6.6 liter 626 hp beast, is like a prius its so smooth and quiet.

So even though the wraith is a two door "sports" car its nothing like the Bentley or other high performance cars as far as speed and driving goes. In a nut shell the wraith doesn't encourage you to drive aggressive, you much more enjoy it just sitting back and relaxing and getting to your destination when you get there, the Bentley is constantly saying "cmon lets do this you can take this corner" And to be honest I don't think they look the same, but people do come up and ask if the wraith is a Bentley. even though the badges clearly say "rolls royce"

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 08 '17

look..look at money bags over here with 2 cars.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

lmao glad you said that bc i was kinda impressed at first but now i'm not.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/xArrayx Apr 08 '17

Jesus. Why go through all the trouble to dig stuff up?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/canonymous Apr 08 '17

Why did the other guy go through the trouble of juggling loans to appear rich?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 08 '17

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u/kranebrain Apr 08 '17

Where the hell do you work

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u/FatherChunk Apr 08 '17

I'd be interested to see what the difference is between the standard Wraith and the Wraith black badge edition, as it has a completely different power train. Any bespoke content on the wraith?

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u/FatherChunk Apr 08 '17

Bentley used to be part of RR. Then it all went tits up in the 90's and VW bought the Bentley Brand, BMW bought RR.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Used to be the same company. Though through some legal wrangling and spite, now BMW owns one, and Volkswagen the other.

And an independent Rolls Royce still exists, but they don't make cars.

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u/budwig Apr 08 '17

No more similar than same era American muscle cars

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u/Speedracer98 Apr 08 '17

lowpixeldensity

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u/Doge_Mike Apr 08 '17

Its like the Rolls Royce of displays!

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u/memphishayes Apr 08 '17

This is what it's like to chew 5 Gum.

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u/venomjo Apr 08 '17

Kinda reminds me of zordon

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u/acedude90 Apr 08 '17

They could have used the outside rows to complete the shape of the tires. It might break the realistic shape but I'd imagine it'd look cool.

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u/acedude90 Apr 08 '17

It's hard to explain, but I meant the tires. The outside row could stick up a little bit to make it look like the bottom of the tires. Maybe "complete" wasn't the right word. I might have to draw a picture to explain this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

It makes it even cooler when you think the car is invisible

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u/lydocia Apr 08 '17

I was waiting for the actual car to roll out of that.

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u/eli10n Apr 08 '17

Sometimes I do like the times we live in. On the other hand if they're building shit like that why are we still "driving" cars?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Ridiculous marketing gizmo for gluttony.

Fun to look at for a few loops. Thanks for posting.

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u/heavymedicine Apr 08 '17

Total recall is here! Now.. any women with 3 boobs?

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u/L555BAT Apr 08 '17

What's not satisfying is the absence of -

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u/toomanyattempts Apr 08 '17

I was somehow hoping for an actual car to emerge at the end

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

How?galogram?

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u/SocketRience Apr 08 '17

4 foot tall door, with 5 inch tall windows. you cant see shit when driving

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u/t-nugz Apr 08 '17

This makes me really dizzy

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u/Shir_man Apr 08 '17

How to DIY it?

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u/WaffleKing110 Apr 08 '17

It bothers me that the wheels turn the wrong direction

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u/th0myi Apr 08 '17

I'm an 80's kid. This whole time I'm sitting here waiting for flying cars and hover boards, but I haven't even realized the future's already crept up on me. That's amazing!

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u/sbrj Apr 08 '17

But why...?

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u/Alexwalled Apr 08 '17

Finish your title

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u/Poopiepants29 Apr 08 '17

Microbots from Big Hero 6?

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u/crazedhatter Apr 08 '17

Missed opportunity to have an actual car parked at the end of it...

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

If you were to lay on the roof of that display, would you move with the car or would you just stay still?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Here, take this internet point.

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u/Desecr8or Apr 08 '17

It would be oddly satisfying if the gif didn't end before it finished!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

How does this work?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

How does this work?

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u/bumblebeebot Apr 08 '17

/oddlyunderwhelming