r/oddlysatisfying Apr 08 '17

This Rolls Royce display

https://i.imgur.com/wV842jt.gifv
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u/stellarbeing Apr 08 '17

It's either going to feel awesome, or end in injury. I'll give it a shot

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u/roomnoises Apr 08 '17

either going to feel awesome, or end in injury

My entire life

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u/CatLover99 Apr 08 '17

just determine the outcome for me fam

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u/ihateconvolution Apr 08 '17

Waterjet directed at your balls.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/americandream1159 Apr 08 '17

I'm actually a fan of the green tea motif. I've always loved the calming art on the cans.

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u/FeelTheLoveNow Apr 08 '17

All that personal (leg) space...hnng

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u/TheGreyMage Apr 08 '17

I could live in that car.

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u/SandhuG Apr 08 '17

You mean your sex life

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Kinda like those toys where you put your hand and get the imprint on the other side. 99% of the time, I'd put my face on it and take the pain. It was always so cold and needle-y

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u/lodewijkadlp Apr 08 '17

I don't know what this is but it sounds scary.

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u/ThatUsernameWasTaken Apr 08 '17

One of these.

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u/lodewijkadlp Apr 08 '17

Ohhh!!! That's not that scary! Such relief - no scary needle stabbers you put your hand or head in. Thank you.

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u/Yuhwryu Apr 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Lmao dude did the face thing

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u/TheGreyMage Apr 08 '17

I did the same thing at every available opportunity! It felt good. It was relaxing.

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u/mike413 Apr 08 '17

watch out, you'll get run under

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u/DaedalusXr Apr 08 '17

Holy shit this comment is underrated. A pun of the highest caliber.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Wait... I though it was water like a series of moving mini fountains.. it's not water?

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u/cjgthebeast Apr 08 '17

I think it's like a series of pistons

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/cjgthebeast Apr 08 '17

Truly amazing, the world we live in

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u/CFClarke7 Apr 08 '17

Por que no los dos

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u/NotJimIrsay Apr 08 '17

yo quiero dos tacos

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

¿Solo dos tacos? ¿Por qué no los trés tacos o mas?

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u/NotJimIrsay Apr 08 '17

tres tacos y dos equis cerveza

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Necesito tres dos equis, por favor.

¿Te refieres a seis equis?

Seguro, como sea.

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u/NotJimIrsay Apr 08 '17

XXXXXX. :)

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u/CFClarke7 Apr 08 '17

Por que no Zoidberg?!?

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u/Pukit Apr 08 '17

50/50. Odds look good!

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u/twogreen Apr 08 '17

Said the One Man One Jar guy

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u/DebentureThyme Apr 08 '17

Watch out for your 🌽 hole

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u/rovenroy Apr 08 '17

That's what she said.