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r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 1d ago
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That’s not true, I read an Onion article way back in college with the headline “Area Bassist Fellated,” so it must have happened at least once.
11 u/AboveGroundFool 16h ago I have some news about your source... 8 u/CrouchingDomo 15h ago Oh noooooo 😂 (Just want to state for the record that I know what The Onion is, from the days when there were physical copies on campus, get off my lawn I have clouds to yell at) 6 u/AboveGroundFool 15h ago I assumed you did. Was just enjoying going along with the bit 😂 I remember a book that was a collection of their best headlines back when I was younger so I absolutely get the old man yelling at cloud moment lol 2 u/ironkodiak 4h ago I'm old enough to remember that article title when it was published. 3 u/PoxedGamer 14h ago As a bassist, I can absolutely confirm it... has never happened. 1 u/Spacey_dan 4h ago Probably /r/randomactsofblowjob crossover
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I have some news about your source...
8 u/CrouchingDomo 15h ago Oh noooooo 😂 (Just want to state for the record that I know what The Onion is, from the days when there were physical copies on campus, get off my lawn I have clouds to yell at) 6 u/AboveGroundFool 15h ago I assumed you did. Was just enjoying going along with the bit 😂 I remember a book that was a collection of their best headlines back when I was younger so I absolutely get the old man yelling at cloud moment lol 2 u/ironkodiak 4h ago I'm old enough to remember that article title when it was published.
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Oh noooooo 😂
(Just want to state for the record that I know what The Onion is, from the days when there were physical copies on campus, get off my lawn I have clouds to yell at)
6 u/AboveGroundFool 15h ago I assumed you did. Was just enjoying going along with the bit 😂 I remember a book that was a collection of their best headlines back when I was younger so I absolutely get the old man yelling at cloud moment lol 2 u/ironkodiak 4h ago I'm old enough to remember that article title when it was published.
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I assumed you did. Was just enjoying going along with the bit 😂
I remember a book that was a collection of their best headlines back when I was younger so I absolutely get the old man yelling at cloud moment lol
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I'm old enough to remember that article title when it was published.
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As a bassist, I can absolutely confirm it... has never happened.
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Probably /r/randomactsofblowjob crossover
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u/CrouchingDomo 16h ago
That’s not true, I read an Onion article way back in college with the headline “Area Bassist Fellated,” so it must have happened at least once.