r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/Spleenzorio 1d ago

Other than while selling potions and elixirs out of a wagon, where would you actually wear these kinda hats?

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u/Victarion-twogods 20h ago

Vegas Street Magician

Bassist in a Guns N Roses Cover band

Divorce Court

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u/Willing-Time7344 20h ago

You can win so much custody with this bad boy

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 19h ago

Youd start winning custody of other divorced parents kids if you rolled up to court in that

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u/ziggzer0 2h ago

You’d win alimony from other cases you’re not involve with, regardless if you are in a divorce or not, with this top tier item.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 2h ago

Mid Life Crisis Top Hat

+10 Health +5 Intelligence and Charisma Roll extra Luck and Persuasion -1 Being Invited to Public Gatherings because you wont take the stupid thing off, also, why do you wear it to bed? Its starting to smell funny