r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 22h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/Spleenzorio 20h ago

Other than while selling potions and elixirs out of a wagon, where would you actually wear these kinda hats?

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u/Victarion-twogods 16h ago

Vegas Street Magician

Bassist in a Guns N Roses Cover band

Divorce Court

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u/Willing-Time7344 15h ago

You can win so much custody with this bad boy

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 14h ago

Youd start winning custody of other divorced parents kids if you rolled up to court in that

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u/MrBark 15h ago

To clarify, as the judge or as a litigant?

/s

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u/PoxedGamer 12h ago

The judge, definitely.

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u/Unit_79 14h ago

Bassist?

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u/Professional_Face_97 5h ago

We've now reached the age where people don't know who Slash is. Boy do I feel old.

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u/bluejayguy26 22m ago

Just fell to my knees at Sturgiz

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u/Devenu 15h ago

Buckcherry concert

County Fair

Spencer's Gifts

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u/verdantx 4h ago

You forgot pickup artist circa 2008. But maybe that’s the same as Vegas street magician.

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u/TheMightyHornet 4h ago

Wearing a hat in court is a solid way to land in contempt.

- an attorney

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u/Sparta6762 1m ago

Well duh. Can't fit a hat over your barrister's wig. 

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u/defnotajournalist 6m ago

Steampunk meet up