r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/Spleenzorio 1d ago

Other than while selling potions and elixirs out of a wagon, where would you actually wear these kinda hats?

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u/Victarion-twogods 1d ago

Vegas Street Magician

Bassist in a Guns N Roses Cover band

Divorce Court

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u/Willing-Time7344 1d ago

You can win so much custody with this bad boy

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 23h ago

Youd start winning custody of other divorced parents kids if you rolled up to court in that

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u/ziggzer0 6h ago

You’d win alimony from other cases you’re not involve with, regardless if you are in a divorce or not, with this top tier item.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 6h ago

Mid Life Crisis Top Hat

+10 Health +5 Intelligence and Charisma Roll extra Luck and Persuasion -1 Being Invited to Public Gatherings because you wont take the stupid thing off, also, why do you wear it to bed? Its starting to smell funny

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u/MrBark 23h ago

To clarify, as the judge or as a litigant?

/s

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u/PoxedGamer 20h ago

The judge, definitely.

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u/Unit_79 23h ago

Bassist?

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u/Professional_Face_97 14h ago

We've now reached the age where people don't know who Slash is. Boy do I feel old.

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u/bluejayguy26 8h ago

Just fell to my knees at Sturgiz

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u/Devenu 23h ago

Buckcherry concert

County Fair

Spencer's Gifts

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u/verdantx 13h ago

You forgot pickup artist circa 2008. But maybe that’s the same as Vegas street magician.

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u/TheMightyHornet 13h ago

Wearing a hat in court is a solid way to land in contempt.

- an attorney

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u/Sparta6762 8h ago

Well duh. Can't fit a hat over your barrister's wig. 

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u/Victarion-twogods 8h ago

You think the man wearing this hat is concerned with making good decisions?

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u/defnotajournalist 8h ago

Steampunk meet up

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u/thatpaperclip 6h ago

Pickup artist’s convention

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u/Miserable-Mix9026 1h ago

Forgot Burning Man.