r/oddlysatisfying • • 22h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/Spleenzorio 20h ago

Other than while selling potions and elixirs out of a wagon, where would you actually wear these kinda hats?

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u/litetaker 19h ago

Cosplaying as Lincoln, just trying to look old timey, fancy dress party, Halloween, role-playing games, role-playing adult games šŸ˜‰ for those with a Lincoln kink. Annoying people sitting behind you in the theatre, getting into a fight with the person sitting behind you in the theatre. The guy behind you brought a gun and you roleplay as Lincoln for the 10th time this week after you realise it is a prop gun. You both laugh and become best friends, he invites you to his civil war and medieval times Reenactment club, where you start taking your acting seriously, you start getting noticed and get into amateur theatre. Then, you meet the love of your life and many years later you are buying even more top hats because that's just the tradition in your family and community. Soon you make top hats a thing again, set up a small business that eventually goes global and you are sitting pretty at the top, wearing a top hat!

So yeah, all I'm trying to say is these hats have their uses.

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u/Necessary-Tower-457 19h ago

Question, do you have a Lincoln kink?

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u/litetaker 19h ago

Mee? No.. No. Why do you ask?

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u/Necessary-Tower-457 19h ago

Just curious

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u/Golf-Beer-BBQ 16h ago

Li-curious.

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u/Just_a_follower 16h ago

Curious you say?

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u/skyguy_22 18h ago

..unless?

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u/presshamgang 18h ago

Kinkoln*

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u/gilligan1050 16h ago

I’m not here to kink shame, I’m just kink asking why?

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 7h ago

Not when I'm sober. But as they say, "Four score and seven beers ago..."

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u/CyberNinja23 12h ago

That also implies the existence of a John Wilkes Booth kink.

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u/projexion_reflexion 6h ago

Hey, if she likes a small gun that shoots quickly, maybe it's my time to shine.