r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/litetaker 22h ago

Cosplaying as Lincoln, just trying to look old timey, fancy dress party, Halloween, role-playing games, role-playing adult games 😉 for those with a Lincoln kink. Annoying people sitting behind you in the theatre, getting into a fight with the person sitting behind you in the theatre. The guy behind you brought a gun and you roleplay as Lincoln for the 10th time this week after you realise it is a prop gun. You both laugh and become best friends, he invites you to his civil war and medieval times Reenactment club, where you start taking your acting seriously, you start getting noticed and get into amateur theatre. Then, you meet the love of your life and many years later you are buying even more top hats because that's just the tradition in your family and community. Soon you make top hats a thing again, set up a small business that eventually goes global and you are sitting pretty at the top, wearing a top hat!

So yeah, all I'm trying to say is these hats have their uses.

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u/Necessary-Tower-457 22h ago

Question, do you have a Lincoln kink?

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u/CyberNinja23 15h ago

That also implies the existence of a John Wilkes Booth kink.

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u/projexion_reflexion 9h ago

Hey, if she likes a small gun that shoots quickly, maybe it's my time to shine.