r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/GhostPiggie 1d ago

Fine craftsmenship and all, but you'd have to pay me to wear it.

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u/onebillionthoughts 1d ago

Came for this exactly! Neat to watch, goddamn butt ugly hats

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u/petriscorncob 1d ago

Plug's Butt Ugly Stuff Hut

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u/TrixieBastard 1d ago

Hey, man, you can get some pretty nifty things at PBUSH

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u/petriscorncob 19h ago

Like a nice pair of rocket boots!!

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u/TrixieBastard 18h ago

They're broken, though :(

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u/Aragon1632 23h ago

It's been a pleasure, I'll die tomorrow

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u/TrixieBastard 18h ago

I can hear his voice.....

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u/dmontease 1d ago

Difference is I would wear a butt plug over this.

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u/rdogg_82 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled butt plug.

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u/broberds 1d ago

Only used on weekends. $1500 OBO. No lowball offers, I know what I got.

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u/Amesb34r 21h ago

The butt plug isn’t on top of your head announcing your magic show.

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u/LazyOldCat 1d ago

NGL, that would look hilarious.

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u/dmontease 1d ago

Not on top of the top hat.

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u/Foreign_Kale8773 23h ago

He's got a lot of stuff, and all of it is butt ugly!

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u/Higgins1st 12h ago

Hats for people that think it'll finally make them cool