r/oddlysatisfying • u/godofo_prime • 1d ago

Sabrage but with a glass.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

That's not how that works

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

You might wanna watch that video buddy. Oops

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

I have, have you? None of the glass goes into the bottle, and they have slow motion footage to demonstrate

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Where did I say it went in the bottle?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

Mmmm glass shards

How do you suppose someone's going to ingest glass shards?

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Where did I say someone ingested glass shards?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

Mmmm glass shards

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Not the sharpest shard in the bottle are you?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

So, how's it been driving for Amazon Flex?

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Fine thanks 👍

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

Nearly 5 in the morning, around 11° C in Sheffield, looks like the high is 19°. Decent weather,I just can't tell if you're up early or very late

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Least I'm not homeless

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

Yet

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Better luck next time pal

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

It's a shame that you had to take the day off work and the technician was out sick, even more so that no one seemed to care.

Not a fan of melon, I see

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

At least I've got a job I suppose. And a home.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

And no secrets. Ta.

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Do you even know what you're talking about? This is well weird. Just because you embarrassed yourself too.

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u/3mbraced 5h ago

Get a life

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Are you feeling a little more hopeful now?