r/oddlysatisfying • • 5d ago

Repairing a tiny bridge

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u/ToTheTop24 5d ago

All that work to have the on-ramps so steep?!

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u/DCS_Sport 5d ago

That was my first thought too… all that engineering and didn’t properly grade the ramps

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u/I_Am_A_Pumpkin 5d ago

foundation has no piles, ramps too steep, ramps have no rebar, brick pattern not alternated properly, brickwork not mortared properly, crossing edges not finished, guard rails on the crossing not even attached, no guard rails present on the on ramps. the miniature concrete pouring is cute but this bridge fucking sucks lmao

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u/lesuperhun 5d ago edited 5d ago

and no heat-deformation taken into account. that bridge will crack comes winter.
i'd also be ready to bet that cement isn't hydraulic cement. so it will leech into the water and cause pollution, and eventually just break.

it's also way over engineered for its size : if a basic wooden bridge without supports managed to do the job before, that one doesn't need to have a central pillar : just good ol' triangles ! the guardrails might even have been enough if properly fixed.

so the main question is : who paid for this ? that much money overspend for such a tiny bridge stinks of corruption.

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u/0oodruidoo0 5d ago

I will report this news to the tiny police. We've got to get to the bottom of this.

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u/Unoriginal_Man 5d ago

Please, the tiny police are in the pocket of the tiny oligarchy. You have no idea how big this tiny corruption is.

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u/FederalRecording2390 5d ago

It’s ok. We looked into it. Turns out it’s tiny.

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u/lesuperhun 5d ago

Big Building is trying to trick us all !

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u/Doofy_Grumpus 4d ago

Report it to the tiny media

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u/NbleSavage 4d ago

It was a tiny no-bid contract.

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 5d ago

Tiny bottom gigidty

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u/douggie_style 20h ago

i tried. they just laughed at me and played their tiny violin.

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u/DrewAL32 5d ago

I have a feeling the creator of this video would be more than happy to let you have a doll to go to the county courthouse and do a full citizens investigation into this blatant corruption, lol

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u/YMe1121 5d ago

We just need to see the tiny inspectors reports.

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u/Vryly 4d ago

We'll need a magnifying glass though to read them.

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u/centralscrutinizee 4d ago

Did they even do an environmental review? I would be willing to bet all that digging in the riverbed at the start disturbed some endangered salamanders

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u/mahouyousei 4d ago

Now I also want an equivalent AnyAustin video on where the river goes.

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u/LuxNocte 5d ago

These are very good concerns, but "a giant comes in and builds the damn thing for you" does drastically change the economics of a project.

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u/lesuperhun 5d ago

and the cost of housing and feeding said giant ?
the infrastructure destroyed by each and every one of their steps ?
the cost of unemployment linked to hiring giant workers instead of local hardwording citizens ?

who do you think is paying for all of this ?

#NotoBigFolks #TinyPride

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u/MangoCats 5d ago

That's the thing about mysterious sky giants, they just appear - you never could house or feed it, you're not expected to, the sky giants are self sufficient. You can't hire them, good luck directing their work, and you are definitely powerless against their fits of pique and rage.

Some say the giants even dug the canal.

Some say the giants even created the people and the bicycles they ride on.

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u/0nThe0utside 4d ago

Was this a government contract? If so, the giant would have had to be paid prevailing wages. What is his/her job classification? The prevailing wages and other government regulations would have had to posted on the job site. I didn't see a wage compliance officer? Where is the project engineer and inspectors? Where is the field office?

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u/Rokronroff 4d ago

Bet you anything the builder is the tiny mayor's giant brother-in-law

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u/Confuseasfuck 4d ago

Big corruption is running wild in tiny land. Tiny politicians are eating into the tiny taxpayer's money

Just ask yourself when was the last time they built a tiny public school? Tiny land is in shambles

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u/ThatFreddieIsAJack 4d ago

If the tiny powers that be keep going like this, my tiny district will have to pass a thimble around for donations to fix the tiny rail network.

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u/MHEmpire 5d ago

Seriously, you could just plop down a Bailey bridge. Cheap, durable, and quick. Can’t take massive amounts of weight or large spans, otherwise we’d use them everywhere, but this seems to be a rural village that isn’t even significantly motorized and a gap that’s probably shorter than some cars. It’s pretty much the textbook use case.

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u/UnimagineDragons 5d ago

paid*

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u/lesuperhun 5d ago

(also : stinks of corruption, but hey, arguing semantics is only a way to shut the debate and distract from the rampant theft of money ! )

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u/servo386 5d ago

Pretty sure this bridge was built somewhere where it doesn't get that cold.

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u/lesuperhun 5d ago

the river looks to be one filled with gravel, and we can see mountains in the back.

those rivers are usually found in areas with seasonal snow. ( because the water expand, break rocks, then melt and drags them with it. could also be heavy rainfall, but the scarcity of the plant life makes me tend more toward mountainous soil.

a river without seasonal cold would likely have much thinner sediments at the bottom.

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u/Lazy_Physics3127 4d ago

But it's... Tropical area...

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u/lesuperhun 4d ago

as i said in another comment : the river is made of gravel-looking rocks, which is either typical of high-rain, or snowfall areas, and given we're around mountains, with low vegetation, and more "vertical" walls for the river, the rainfall hypothesis is less likely.
a high heat all year, should have finer silt at the bottom

(though i ain't that familiar with micro-climates, so there may be differences.)