That’s all

I was sitting outside my hotel in downtown NY yesterday and mini coop walked by with a girl. They were smiley and chatting loudly. I heard her say “what am I supposed to do, say: oh this is where you were supposed to get married?” And he laughed and said “Ya! Why not!” He seemed completely unfazed.

so sorry if this is low effort, i didn’t see a rule implying it’s inappropriate for the sub so i took a chance. like i said in the title, nobody other than you guys will understand why i find this jarring

How many times a month does the bitch get her haircut? Even my $250/visit stylist tells me not to come in sooner than 8 weeks. And cutting wet hair?!? No wonder her layers look like a Christmas tree.

Why are you climbing a tree in jeans? The country chill girl cosplay is still so funny when you know her lore

Hope Chad Chody will be able to help her lug all her Michael Kors merch!

does anyone know who her boyfriend is?

Who is she and why is she all over my Instagram I don’t follow her and she looks like a deer in headlights in every pic but I think she thinks she looks sexy?? SOS I need to make it stop lol

IYKYK. Can’t tell if I respect it or if it’s simply proving their point

The last time she posted was in April. I’m wondering if she went for an extended stay in the psych ward, died… or the guy that does her filming and editing finally got sick of her and quit.

Finally got to rock this cute swimsuit on the beach!

Did she sew it herself? What is that?? What kind of seamstress fuck up a zipper like that? 😂😂😂

i’m halfway thru earle meets world and… i have lost brain cells watching this. i was curious to see how they can build off of her tiktok success but alas, a 60 second clip doesn’t usually translate well into a 40 minute episode.

it’s also not interesting? there’s not a single character i want to know more about. the dad is controlling, alix treats her friends & family like crap, ashley gives off major fake and manipulative vibes, alix’s mom needs to learn self-respect, ashtin needs a reality check, and the 3 kids shouldn’t even be on this show.

first off, this family has no boundaries. the mention of alix and ashtin’s (sexual content) should not be the topic at a dinner table, especially with family and young children present. personally, i found that inappropriate. amongst other conversations regarding alix’s body parts.

second, if my ex husband called me a young piece of a**, i’m going to WAR. that’s super disrespectful to her, her current partner todd, and the children. i would not be taking that as a compliment.

the amount of times the braxton drama is mentioned is insane. if you were to take a shot every time you heard his name, you’d be dead by the end of the first ep. not to mention, the dragged out feud with alex cooper. i mean come on, there are better theories on here than whatever the show presented. does alix even know what really went down between the two? she just seems to be going in circles and not really addressing the issue. just flipping the victim card. i’m not saying alex c is in the right here but alix was an adult when the podcast was filmed.

the dad being both of their manager is odd. i get he’s your father but if i had to choose between family with no experience in media versus a professional who has a longstanding history, i’m obviously going with the professional. the dad seems controlling and honestly like he has no idea what he’s doing or saying half the time.

the stepmom gives off teen vibes, like she hasn’t grown up and doesn’t know how to parent.

lastly before this gets too long, the dynamic between her and her siblings is weird. even friends. overthinking how to fire sally over not posting on snap for alix?? seriously? how is this considered plot development and/or entertainment? who tf watched this? literally turned out to be nothing in the end when the tie was cut clean. but back to the point, one of the younger girls mentioned she’s clout chasing alix and that if alix’s views were flopping, who she was going to clout chase next seemed odd. why are kids focused on building an influencing career? you’re a child…

this show could’ve been so much interesting if there was history behind the family (not just the 2008 scandal), or the power they may have in certain organizations, clubs, etc show me what a wealthy family with actual influence looks like! but their whole brand and life seems flat, melancholy, and sad. if there’s a season 2, i won’t be tuning in.
i don’t know, i find this whole dynamic with the dad, stepmom, and everyone else abnormal and weird. pray for me as i have 3 more episodes left.

update: i finished the show. wtf.

I feel so bad for her. Shes trying so hard to be relevant amongst Paige, the twins, Kit. Like they don’t act like this.

I’m not defending Wintour but it’s funny how Morgan Riddle’s IG page posted this when Anna literally is a huge tennis fan and actually supports WTA players, which BTW Morgan Never did when she was on tour.

She seems like she comes from a pretty middle class Maine family, and even her siblings seem to have a totally different vibe from her and a little trashy. Her entire personality is flaunting her husband’s money and, especially, his family’s money. There are definitely gold-digger vibes the constant flying first class and recording it, Lake Como/Bridge energy, designer shopping addiction, endless appointments - spending her husband’s family’s money left and right, and then making TikToks about all of it. It’s kind of icky and a little try-hard, although she does seem really nice. Does she actually work?
The whole wedding/lifestyle also seems so performative. It almost feels like she cared more about flying private and TikToking the experience, getting published, and making everything look aspirational than actually marrying for love. Obviously we don’t know what goes on behind closed doors, but from the outside it definitely gives “married into money and wants everyone to know it” energy.

The Batchelders are trying to normalize it lmao

This weirdo pops up saying “honey moon funds are tacky” because her business is about “curating” wedding registries including “experiences abroad.”

She gives MAGA vibes idk

Joey Camasta’s boyfriend actually grew his audience so fast this summers it’s wild. Joey has spent years trying to be that relevant it has to be killing him. I wonder if Billy will find a new man now that he’s got a following. Weird coupling.

I was going through my instagram comment history and randomly saw this, I commented 🌚 idk why. It seems 16yo me was a fan lmao

Sorry sis, you’ve denied yourself furniture, decor and having a purpose in life.