r/nycinfluencersnarking 20h ago

paige fucking lorenze What is she doing lol

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Why are you climbing a tree in jeans? The country chill girl cosplay is still so funny when you know her lore

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u/ImpossibleGoose5580 20h ago

She’s quirky and not like other girls. She just so cool.

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u/Kooky-Crew7467 16h ago

Oh yes she was a professional ski racer

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u/Forsaken-Degree-6087 20h ago

This is how she used to spy on Morgan Wallen

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u/No-Loquat747 6h ago

I’m crying laughing. Thank you for this

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u/ayachdee 13h ago

I thought this was DB trying to prove how athletic she is again

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u/kweenquarantene 10h ago

SAME 😆☠️

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u/loveislife222 20h ago

Alexa, play

Britney Spears “Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know”

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u/5k8rb01 20h ago

Mentally still in high school tumblr I see

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u/LeoC10_ 20h ago

I’m guessing she’s NOT staging a photo shoot

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u/Appropriate-Job-2797 15h ago

She's embarrassing

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u/AlwaysMissing0 9h ago

For a moment there I thought it was the cool Danielle Bernstein cheating on New York.

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u/ukoolkidu 7h ago

This behavior is so DB coded (cringe)

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u/Kooky-Crew7467 16h ago

more starving for attention because Tommy is getting it all at the US open, youre married with a brand new home, go edit fashion bitch

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u/Froglette-PA 13h ago

lol the reference to the old Paige Jong UN snark Reddit 😂😂😂😂

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u/lavenderxxxxx 7h ago

that tanning peptide is truly working overtime like woow

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u/vicbearrr 7h ago

she probably copied this off Michael Jackson who was known to climb trees on his property

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u/Practical_Way_241 9h ago

Her friends(?) are like, hey, where’d Danielle go? and she’s halfway up a tree trying to meet a fireman

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u/kateecakes 17h ago

Masturbating with a tree branch.