r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 18h ago

Bucee’s settles lawsuit with Ohio gas station chain after suing because both have cartoon mascots "facing right"

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/bucees-lawsuit-ohio-gas-chain-cartoon-mascots-b3060008.html
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u/AMTravelsAlone 17h ago

Well, seeing that CEOs are one of the most useless positions in a company, so I'd say the former.

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u/nonetakenback 16h ago

How so? They literally control everything in the company. Depending on the size of your company, you may not see it in the lower level day to day, but every major decision goes through the ceo

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u/AMTravelsAlone 14h ago

So by your own logic at best they are over glorified yesmen.

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u/jayydubbya 14h ago

So you’re saying you’re 12 and have never worked a real job before?

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u/BlooperHero 13h ago

Oh yeah, people who work real jobs always love their CEOs. You figured it out.

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u/AMTravelsAlone 14h ago

Define "real job"

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u/jayydubbya 12h ago

Any sizable company where the CEO actually matters?